Kaylie Morphew
@kaylie77.bsky.social
Meh. I come up with something witty later
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SEXUAL GLADIATORS
June 29, 2025 at 12:38 PM
SEXUAL GLADIATORS
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It's time we closed these tax loopholes and taxed our resources properly.
In doing so, we could fund investment in services like our health and education systems and remake Australia as the 'lucky' country we ought to be. #auspol
Add your name to the petition: theaus.in/increasePRRT
In doing so, we could fund investment in services like our health and education systems and remake Australia as the 'lucky' country we ought to be. #auspol
Add your name to the petition: theaus.in/increasePRRT
June 5, 2025 at 5:30 AM
It's time we closed these tax loopholes and taxed our resources properly.
In doing so, we could fund investment in services like our health and education systems and remake Australia as the 'lucky' country we ought to be. #auspol
Add your name to the petition: theaus.in/increasePRRT
In doing so, we could fund investment in services like our health and education systems and remake Australia as the 'lucky' country we ought to be. #auspol
Add your name to the petition: theaus.in/increasePRRT
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We are implementing a 900% tariff on all movies that utilize humans inside any penguin film, in name or subject. People excel in destroying our vibe, and it ends now. Hands off the Glacierverse!
May 6, 2025 at 2:28 AM
We are implementing a 900% tariff on all movies that utilize humans inside any penguin film, in name or subject. People excel in destroying our vibe, and it ends now. Hands off the Glacierverse!
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Sitting alone in the wait room of my son's gym. A woman I don't know walks in, pulls a chair over to sit right next me and then starts a zoom meeting on her phone.
Awkward yet hilarious. I refuse to move, this room is quite big she could have sat anywhere else 😂
Awkward yet hilarious. I refuse to move, this room is quite big she could have sat anywhere else 😂
April 28, 2025 at 8:37 AM
Sitting alone in the wait room of my son's gym. A woman I don't know walks in, pulls a chair over to sit right next me and then starts a zoom meeting on her phone.
Awkward yet hilarious. I refuse to move, this room is quite big she could have sat anywhere else 😂
Awkward yet hilarious. I refuse to move, this room is quite big she could have sat anywhere else 😂
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"I'm your Huckleberry"
Vale Val Kilmer
Vale Val Kilmer
a close up of a man 's face with a mustache and a hat .
ALT: a close up of a man 's face with a mustache and a hat .
media.tenor.com
April 2, 2025 at 5:16 AM
"I'm your Huckleberry"
Vale Val Kilmer
Vale Val Kilmer
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Me in the national security team group chat
a zoom screen shows a kitten with rod ponton written below it
ALT: a zoom screen shows a kitten with rod ponton written below it
media.tenor.com
March 25, 2025 at 7:44 AM
Me in the national security team group chat
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Big gas is getting more than 70% of WA's gas for free.
We put these billboards up in the middle of Perth to let everyone know. Please share! #auspol
We put these billboards up in the middle of Perth to let everyone know. Please share! #auspol
March 4, 2025 at 5:16 AM
Big gas is getting more than 70% of WA's gas for free.
We put these billboards up in the middle of Perth to let everyone know. Please share! #auspol
We put these billboards up in the middle of Perth to let everyone know. Please share! #auspol
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This is Marco Rubio explaining how the USA promised to defend Ukraine forever if they got rid of their nuclear arsenal left after the Soviet Union fell.
This is why lil marco was sinking into the couch. He was hoping we wouldn’t find it…so don’t RT right now this very second.
This is why lil marco was sinking into the couch. He was hoping we wouldn’t find it…so don’t RT right now this very second.
March 2, 2025 at 4:55 PM
This is Marco Rubio explaining how the USA promised to defend Ukraine forever if they got rid of their nuclear arsenal left after the Soviet Union fell.
This is why lil marco was sinking into the couch. He was hoping we wouldn’t find it…so don’t RT right now this very second.
This is why lil marco was sinking into the couch. He was hoping we wouldn’t find it…so don’t RT right now this very second.
This is long overdue but such great news for Aussie women.
Contraceptives and menopause treatments to be subsidised as federal government pledges $573m for women’s health
Contraceptives and menopause treatments to be subsidised as federal government pledges $573m for women’s health
Birth control devices and HRT therapies to be listed on PBS alongside Medicare and bulk-billing changes, with Coalition immediately backing policy
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www.theguardian.com
February 9, 2025 at 8:21 AM
This is long overdue but such great news for Aussie women.
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The Liberal Party of Australia has made an ad about its Nuclear Plan, and it’s surprisingly honest and informative! www.youtube.com/watch?v=JBqV...
Honest Government Ad | Nuclear (Australia)
YouTube video by thejuicemedia
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February 6, 2025 at 3:22 AM
The Liberal Party of Australia has made an ad about its Nuclear Plan, and it’s surprisingly honest and informative! www.youtube.com/watch?v=JBqV...
Last "Dogs Out" for the season. Disappointing final loss for our #perthheat but great season.
#abl25 #abl
#abl25 #abl
February 1, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Last "Dogs Out" for the season. Disappointing final loss for our #perthheat but great season.
#abl25 #abl
#abl25 #abl
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The Aust. Govt. gives 72% of WA’s gas to foreign-owned gas exporters for FREE.
That means no royalties were paid on $111 billion worth of gas exported from WA.
Tell the Government to stop giving away our resources & make gas corporations pay.
✍️ https://theaus.in/collect_gas_royalties #auspol
That means no royalties were paid on $111 billion worth of gas exported from WA.
Tell the Government to stop giving away our resources & make gas corporations pay.
✍️ https://theaus.in/collect_gas_royalties #auspol
January 11, 2025 at 12:14 AM
The Aust. Govt. gives 72% of WA’s gas to foreign-owned gas exporters for FREE.
That means no royalties were paid on $111 billion worth of gas exported from WA.
Tell the Government to stop giving away our resources & make gas corporations pay.
✍️ https://theaus.in/collect_gas_royalties #auspol
That means no royalties were paid on $111 billion worth of gas exported from WA.
Tell the Government to stop giving away our resources & make gas corporations pay.
✍️ https://theaus.in/collect_gas_royalties #auspol
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[at restaurant]
THEM: what wine do you think pairs best with the moroccan short rib tagine
ME: idk ask the some liar
THEM: the some…you mean the sommelier?
ME: [through a mouthful of bread] yeah some liar who lies about wine
THEM: what wine do you think pairs best with the moroccan short rib tagine
ME: idk ask the some liar
THEM: the some…you mean the sommelier?
ME: [through a mouthful of bread] yeah some liar who lies about wine
December 23, 2024 at 2:48 PM
[at restaurant]
THEM: what wine do you think pairs best with the moroccan short rib tagine
ME: idk ask the some liar
THEM: the some…you mean the sommelier?
ME: [through a mouthful of bread] yeah some liar who lies about wine
THEM: what wine do you think pairs best with the moroccan short rib tagine
ME: idk ask the some liar
THEM: the some…you mean the sommelier?
ME: [through a mouthful of bread] yeah some liar who lies about wine
Filed for the next "unknown caller"
LIFE HACK: Answer your phone "Hello you're on the air" and 99% of the time people will just hang up.
December 1, 2024 at 8:18 AM
Filed for the next "unknown caller"
The law clearly states this must be shared whenever it appears on your feed.
November 27, 2024 at 4:35 AM
The law clearly states this must be shared whenever it appears on your feed.
Google translate is an absolute god send.... until it isn't
..... I just put what in my hair now 😳😳😳😳
..... I just put what in my hair now 😳😳😳😳
November 24, 2024 at 6:03 AM
Google translate is an absolute god send.... until it isn't
..... I just put what in my hair now 😳😳😳😳
..... I just put what in my hair now 😳😳😳😳