kaylee hirzel-duff 🍉
@kayleeplease.bsky.social
children’s book scout • bad aries • lover of pop culture & gossip & crafts & soup 🌈🍸🫶✨🪼
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Some guy on Twitter made a point of announcing that thousands upon thousands of men are descended from rapists, and we women "aren't going to like it when [they] stop asking nicely."
Which, you know, surprise surprise brother, but you're also not going to like it when we stop refusing nicely.
Which, you know, surprise surprise brother, but you're also not going to like it when we stop refusing nicely.
May 24, 2025 at 9:25 AM
Some guy on Twitter made a point of announcing that thousands upon thousands of men are descended from rapists, and we women "aren't going to like it when [they] stop asking nicely."
Which, you know, surprise surprise brother, but you're also not going to like it when we stop refusing nicely.
Which, you know, surprise surprise brother, but you're also not going to like it when we stop refusing nicely.
One day you’re 16 and crying about boys but then one day you’re 28 and making caramelized onion and goat cheese pasta for your wife in your apartment in Queens while you listen to jazz and your cat is walking through your legs and life is good
March 22, 2025 at 12:28 AM
One day you’re 16 and crying about boys but then one day you’re 28 and making caramelized onion and goat cheese pasta for your wife in your apartment in Queens while you listen to jazz and your cat is walking through your legs and life is good
So many things to be stressed about pre-fair that I didn’t even consider whether or not I can take my knitting with me to Bologna
March 12, 2025 at 2:47 AM
So many things to be stressed about pre-fair that I didn’t even consider whether or not I can take my knitting with me to Bologna
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15 years ago today, the ‘Telephone’ music video by Lady Gaga & Beyoncé was released.
March 11, 2025 at 2:09 PM
15 years ago today, the ‘Telephone’ music video by Lady Gaga & Beyoncé was released.
I wish there was a punch card for eye doctors. Like every 5 visits one free. I’m there so often I should just move
February 26, 2025 at 5:32 PM
I wish there was a punch card for eye doctors. Like every 5 visits one free. I’m there so often I should just move
I finished knitting a whole sweater!!!!!
February 18, 2025 at 6:37 AM
I finished knitting a whole sweater!!!!!
When I die spread my ashes at the Times Square Margaritaville
February 8, 2025 at 9:53 PM
When I die spread my ashes at the Times Square Margaritaville
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sorry i've been so testy lately. it's just because of every single thing in the entire world
February 7, 2025 at 3:52 AM
sorry i've been so testy lately. it's just because of every single thing in the entire world
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Chappell Roan responds to former-record label executive Jeff Rabhan’s article criticizing her GRAMMYs speech:
“@/jeffrabhan wanna match me $25k to donate to struggling artists ? My publicist is @/biz3publicity let’s talk.”
“@/jeffrabhan wanna match me $25k to donate to struggling artists ? My publicist is @/biz3publicity let’s talk.”
February 7, 2025 at 9:28 AM
Chappell Roan responds to former-record label executive Jeff Rabhan’s article criticizing her GRAMMYs speech:
“@/jeffrabhan wanna match me $25k to donate to struggling artists ? My publicist is @/biz3publicity let’s talk.”
“@/jeffrabhan wanna match me $25k to donate to struggling artists ? My publicist is @/biz3publicity let’s talk.”
My body doesn’t know the difference between Bologna scheduling and being hunted for sport
February 7, 2025 at 4:59 PM
My body doesn’t know the difference between Bologna scheduling and being hunted for sport
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The jewelry designer confirms it’s T for Taylor (which we already knew because OBVIOUSLY)
February 4, 2025 at 7:51 PM
The jewelry designer confirms it’s T for Taylor (which we already knew because OBVIOUSLY)
Thinking about the endangered heritage crafts list and getting emotional
February 5, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Thinking about the endangered heritage crafts list and getting emotional
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i hate these tech freaks so much. shut up about politics and go make me a little computer.
January 11, 2025 at 5:52 PM
i hate these tech freaks so much. shut up about politics and go make me a little computer.
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I refuse to shut up about this: NYC started charging $9 to bring a car into our most transit-rich zone, the haters & trolls predicted doom, but traffic evaporated instantly and here’s Times Square tonite (even after the holiday tourists have left). For a better future, build transit & price driving!
January 11, 2025 at 1:29 AM
I refuse to shut up about this: NYC started charging $9 to bring a car into our most transit-rich zone, the haters & trolls predicted doom, but traffic evaporated instantly and here’s Times Square tonite (even after the holiday tourists have left). For a better future, build transit & price driving!
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lead singer: ARE YOU READY TO ROCK????
me in the pit trying to clean the front of my glasses w my tshirt: JUST A SEC, BUD
me in the pit trying to clean the front of my glasses w my tshirt: JUST A SEC, BUD
January 2, 2025 at 1:57 PM
lead singer: ARE YOU READY TO ROCK????
me in the pit trying to clean the front of my glasses w my tshirt: JUST A SEC, BUD
me in the pit trying to clean the front of my glasses w my tshirt: JUST A SEC, BUD
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FYI. If you stopped masking, it's never too late to start again. It's the best way* to protect yourself and others from covid and the potential of long covid disability.
(*other than investing in effective air filtration in every indoor space)
@gothamist.com
(*other than investing in effective air filtration in every indoor space)
@gothamist.com
Winter surge: NYC faces rising flu and COVID cases, slight RSV dip
The flu surges 70%, COVID steady and RSV dips slightly as NYC's health chief shares prevention tips.
gothamist.com
January 2, 2025 at 12:43 AM
FYI. If you stopped masking, it's never too late to start again. It's the best way* to protect yourself and others from covid and the potential of long covid disability.
(*other than investing in effective air filtration in every indoor space)
@gothamist.com
(*other than investing in effective air filtration in every indoor space)
@gothamist.com
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A real photo and perfect metaphor heading into 2025.
January 1, 2025 at 7:23 PM
A real photo and perfect metaphor heading into 2025.
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Guess we can call off the manhunt for the CEO assassin, vigilante killing is legal in NYC
Daniel Penny, the man who held Jordan Neely in a chokehold, has been acquitted
December 9, 2024 at 4:47 PM
Guess we can call off the manhunt for the CEO assassin, vigilante killing is legal in NYC
What is it about the rain that makes my body feel like I’ve been run over by a truck 😭
December 9, 2024 at 8:42 PM
What is it about the rain that makes my body feel like I’ve been run over by a truck 😭
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Why didn't they just put the photos inside a glass case that only the manager can open
BREAKING: CVS removes photos of executives from its website in wake of UnitedHealthcare CEO’s assassination
December 6, 2024 at 6:50 PM
Why didn't they just put the photos inside a glass case that only the manager can open
2024 mirror selfies 😂
December 6, 2024 at 5:33 PM
2024 mirror selfies 😂
2025 gonna be the year I go platinum on partiful
December 6, 2024 at 5:28 PM
2025 gonna be the year I go platinum on partiful
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My favorite detail of that CEO shooting video is the witness that realizes what's happening and starts to run away, but can't run too fast because they're holding a coffee and don't want to spill it.
December 4, 2024 at 7:24 PM
My favorite detail of that CEO shooting video is the witness that realizes what's happening and starts to run away, but can't run too fast because they're holding a coffee and don't want to spill it.