Carrie Kelly
@karolinecelly.bsky.social
Aspiring bog body and bionic individual.
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the posters who are secretly scrutinized & mocked in all group chats, the lost souls doomed to perform their most hilarious bits over & over
April 28, 2025 at 2:19 AM
the posters who are secretly scrutinized & mocked in all group chats, the lost souls doomed to perform their most hilarious bits over & over
They’re never going to go for a United Ireland now after the GAA Catfish podcast.
January 15, 2025 at 2:22 PM
They’re never going to go for a United Ireland now after the GAA Catfish podcast.
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"Kelsey Grammer is John Lithgow's Wario," I mutter.
"Sure he is Mister Kelly," smiles the kindly orderly, wheeling me indoors, "let's get you out of the sun"
"Sure he is Mister Kelly," smiles the kindly orderly, wheeling me indoors, "let's get you out of the sun"
November 26, 2024 at 2:09 PM
"Kelsey Grammer is John Lithgow's Wario," I mutter.
"Sure he is Mister Kelly," smiles the kindly orderly, wheeling me indoors, "let's get you out of the sun"
"Sure he is Mister Kelly," smiles the kindly orderly, wheeling me indoors, "let's get you out of the sun"
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"...and who could forget dear Rat Boy?"
September 16, 2024 at 3:11 PM
"...and who could forget dear Rat Boy?"
I’ve been concerned that my spinal surgery still hasn’t been approved and accidentally stumbled upon the news that my neurologist has had her license revoked for ‘serious medical misconduct’. Not a peep from the hospital. This fucking year, man.
November 28, 2024 at 8:58 PM
I’ve been concerned that my spinal surgery still hasn’t been approved and accidentally stumbled upon the news that my neurologist has had her license revoked for ‘serious medical misconduct’. Not a peep from the hospital. This fucking year, man.
My favourite vocal stim is now seasonal.
November 27, 2024 at 10:24 PM
My favourite vocal stim is now seasonal.
If you want to do a wee clear out, people are telling on themselves with their likes on Dee Devlin’s Instagram post.
November 27, 2024 at 1:47 PM
If you want to do a wee clear out, people are telling on themselves with their likes on Dee Devlin’s Instagram post.
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We've left those awful people on Twitter behind. Now, I feel, is the time to turn on each other.
November 23, 2024 at 1:29 AM
We've left those awful people on Twitter behind. Now, I feel, is the time to turn on each other.
Me holding on to my will to live after remembering everything that has happened this year.
November 23, 2024 at 3:39 PM
Me holding on to my will to live after remembering everything that has happened this year.
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i think that drake should be executed live on national television
November 18, 2024 at 9:01 PM
i think that drake should be executed live on national television
Journaling to The Muppet Show theme song has been surprisingly effective.
November 19, 2024 at 12:40 AM
Journaling to The Muppet Show theme song has been surprisingly effective.
Starting to understand rowdy football fans because the anticipatory excitement for Wicked is making me want to break things.
November 18, 2024 at 6:54 PM
Starting to understand rowdy football fans because the anticipatory excitement for Wicked is making me want to break things.
Went to a medium and they told me I need to start swinging on people who disrespect me. If this applies to you, I’m coming.
November 16, 2024 at 7:20 AM
Went to a medium and they told me I need to start swinging on people who disrespect me. If this applies to you, I’m coming.
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pretty embarrassing: forgot about the eclipse and slipped into my dressing gown and sleeping cap early. I was wandering around the neighborhood with my candle going "who goes there" for like an hour
April 8, 2024 at 6:53 PM
pretty embarrassing: forgot about the eclipse and slipped into my dressing gown and sleeping cap early. I was wandering around the neighborhood with my candle going "who goes there" for like an hour
Pregaming therapy by having a little cry in the car before I go in for the big cry.
April 8, 2024 at 10:49 PM
Pregaming therapy by having a little cry in the car before I go in for the big cry.
This is really like being introduced to your new da because the old one left the family bankrupt and burned the house to the ground.
September 28, 2023 at 1:33 PM
This is really like being introduced to your new da because the old one left the family bankrupt and burned the house to the ground.