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One horrific thing to me is that the president- a man who has gotten away with everything including literal murder up to this point- seems extremely nervous about anything regarding Epstein coming out. Like how bad does it have to be
November 12, 2025 at 7:24 PM
One horrific thing to me is that the president- a man who has gotten away with everything including literal murder up to this point- seems extremely nervous about anything regarding Epstein coming out. Like how bad does it have to be
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Q, pass me the rocket gun. There's a raccoon in the Aston Martin again. It's ate my post coital sandwich. I have to use the rocket gun to kill it
November 12, 2025 at 11:48 AM
Q, pass me the rocket gun. There's a raccoon in the Aston Martin again. It's ate my post coital sandwich. I have to use the rocket gun to kill it
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"If we are serious about peace, then we must work for it as ardently, seriously, continuously, carefully, and bravely as we have ever prepared for war."
—Wendell Berry
—Wendell Berry
June 19, 2025 at 2:29 AM
"If we are serious about peace, then we must work for it as ardently, seriously, continuously, carefully, and bravely as we have ever prepared for war."
—Wendell Berry
—Wendell Berry
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August 11, 2025 at 1:28 AM
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from Thomas Meyer’s translation of the Daode Jing
August 24, 2025 at 8:16 PM
from Thomas Meyer’s translation of the Daode Jing
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August 31, 2025 at 2:36 PM
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i met anubis in the realm of the underworld, big strong guy by the way, had a dog’s head, i’m not so sure about that. and he said to me, mr president, you’ve got the heaviest soul we’ve ever weighed down here. can you believe it? they’ve never seen a soul that heavy in all of duat
September 2, 2025 at 4:48 AM
i met anubis in the realm of the underworld, big strong guy by the way, had a dog’s head, i’m not so sure about that. and he said to me, mr president, you’ve got the heaviest soul we’ve ever weighed down here. can you believe it? they’ve never seen a soul that heavy in all of duat
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this is nightmarish and should alarm you no matter what your opinions on pornography are
September 3, 2025 at 5:45 PM
this is nightmarish and should alarm you no matter what your opinions on pornography are
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This is probably the most circuitous way possible have gotten Moebius art on a magic card but I’ll take it.
September 4, 2025 at 7:48 PM
This is probably the most circuitous way possible have gotten Moebius art on a magic card but I’ll take it.
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Dante: lord! What is this manner of entertainment?
me: oh its dantes inferno. On the PS3
Dante: PS3?? What fantastic machine of Turk or Indian is this, that can- hey I look fuckin jacked
me: yeah man
Dante: that's cool as fuck dude
me: oh its dantes inferno. On the PS3
Dante: PS3?? What fantastic machine of Turk or Indian is this, that can- hey I look fuckin jacked
me: yeah man
Dante: that's cool as fuck dude
August 20, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Dante: lord! What is this manner of entertainment?
me: oh its dantes inferno. On the PS3
Dante: PS3?? What fantastic machine of Turk or Indian is this, that can- hey I look fuckin jacked
me: yeah man
Dante: that's cool as fuck dude
me: oh its dantes inferno. On the PS3
Dante: PS3?? What fantastic machine of Turk or Indian is this, that can- hey I look fuckin jacked
me: yeah man
Dante: that's cool as fuck dude
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Christian 1: well, we did it. No more pagan gods. A universal faith
Christian 2: sure is buddy. The holy gospel. God's truth. Just the father, the son, and the holy spirit. Who of course proceeds from the father and from the son
Christian 1: the fuck did you just say
Christian 2: sure is buddy. The holy gospel. God's truth. Just the father, the son, and the holy spirit. Who of course proceeds from the father and from the son
Christian 1: the fuck did you just say
August 17, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Christian 1: well, we did it. No more pagan gods. A universal faith
Christian 2: sure is buddy. The holy gospel. God's truth. Just the father, the son, and the holy spirit. Who of course proceeds from the father and from the son
Christian 1: the fuck did you just say
Christian 2: sure is buddy. The holy gospel. God's truth. Just the father, the son, and the holy spirit. Who of course proceeds from the father and from the son
Christian 1: the fuck did you just say
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I wish youtube would let me write "ai thumbnail" as the reason when it asks why I block a channel.
August 12, 2025 at 7:07 PM
I wish youtube would let me write "ai thumbnail" as the reason when it asks why I block a channel.
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My Cousin Vinny: Ace Attorney
Had to finally release this from my head
Had to finally release this from my head
August 4, 2025 at 7:27 AM
My Cousin Vinny: Ace Attorney
Had to finally release this from my head
Had to finally release this from my head
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Most normal detail I loved in Andor is Lezine's weird sawn-off double-barrelled bolt-action shotblaster. It reads as an antique civilian fowling piece.
June 1, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Most normal detail I loved in Andor is Lezine's weird sawn-off double-barrelled bolt-action shotblaster. It reads as an antique civilian fowling piece.
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Sex is great, but what about the inescapable allure of the inclined elevator.
June 2, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Sex is great, but what about the inescapable allure of the inclined elevator.
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One of the best things about Posting is you never know what obscure preoccupations your followers have. There will be a guy who has followed you for years and never said anything but then one day you disparage applesauce and he activates like a sleeper agent and dedicates his life to destroying you
June 7, 2025 at 1:17 AM
One of the best things about Posting is you never know what obscure preoccupations your followers have. There will be a guy who has followed you for years and never said anything but then one day you disparage applesauce and he activates like a sleeper agent and dedicates his life to destroying you
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real contender for the defining quote of american christianity here
June 10, 2025 at 12:00 AM
real contender for the defining quote of american christianity here
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Great Khan, I have indeedseen a city in which you appeared to me as the chad, while I wandered those same brick and mason streets as the virgin.
Yet I have been to another city, of alabaster filigree, in which a man much like you appeared to be the virgin, while I, held aloft in my litter, was chad.
Yet I have been to another city, of alabaster filigree, in which a man much like you appeared to be the virgin, while I, held aloft in my litter, was chad.
June 30, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Great Khan, I have indeedseen a city in which you appeared to me as the chad, while I wandered those same brick and mason streets as the virgin.
Yet I have been to another city, of alabaster filigree, in which a man much like you appeared to be the virgin, while I, held aloft in my litter, was chad.
Yet I have been to another city, of alabaster filigree, in which a man much like you appeared to be the virgin, while I, held aloft in my litter, was chad.
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Oh so you saw a city just like my dream, Marco? Does this one also have a dark mirror of itself hidden within? No way, and you’re telling me that its inhabitants can no longer tell which is the real city and which is its image? Do you suppose it represents how this moment too will never come again?
June 30, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Oh so you saw a city just like my dream, Marco? Does this one also have a dark mirror of itself hidden within? No way, and you’re telling me that its inhabitants can no longer tell which is the real city and which is its image? Do you suppose it represents how this moment too will never come again?
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Blorbofication at its peak with Norfolk Wizard Game
November 18, 2024 at 3:32 AM
Blorbofication at its peak with Norfolk Wizard Game