Tha Kaptain 🏁🏴☠️🏳️🌈
@kaptainsuz.bsky.social
☠️ 31 y/o lefty transfem ☠️ She/Her ☠️ Greaser pirate catgirl ☠️ Unstoppable AuDHD ☠️ #1 Pompadour Haver ☠️ Selfies, toy cars, real cars, and minis ☠️ Nascent Saint ☠️ Hail Eris! ☠️
Absolutely Everything Will Work Out The Way It Needs To
Absolutely Everything Will Work Out The Way It Needs To
Pinned
How can you love the entire world if you don't love yourself first, baby?
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December 2, 2025 at 12:30 AM
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QRP something with horns
(can't remember i ever posted this Neoscum piece 😈🔥 GM'd by the amazing @gannon.bsky.social )
(can't remember i ever posted this Neoscum piece 😈🔥 GM'd by the amazing @gannon.bsky.social )
December 4, 2025 at 2:17 AM
QRP something with horns
(can't remember i ever posted this Neoscum piece 😈🔥 GM'd by the amazing @gannon.bsky.social )
(can't remember i ever posted this Neoscum piece 😈🔥 GM'd by the amazing @gannon.bsky.social )
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QRP something with HORNS
The mobile Gargant Head has horns!
The mobile Gargant Head has horns!
December 4, 2025 at 3:16 AM
QRP something with HORNS
The mobile Gargant Head has horns!
The mobile Gargant Head has horns!
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December 2, 2025 at 5:54 PM
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A trio of Nob concept art drawings, and some wargear options, I worked on for Mekka Miniatures
December 4, 2025 at 3:23 AM
A trio of Nob concept art drawings, and some wargear options, I worked on for Mekka Miniatures
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Yes, I have an Agenda. Orks should be a little chubby.
December 4, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Yes, I have an Agenda. Orks should be a little chubby.
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Mek Gunz/ Big Gunz concept art for Mekka Miniatures (Part 1)
🫧Bubble Chukka
💥Kannon
⚡Kustom Mega Blasta'
🫧Bubble Chukka
💥Kannon
⚡Kustom Mega Blasta'
December 4, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Mek Gunz/ Big Gunz concept art for Mekka Miniatures (Part 1)
🫧Bubble Chukka
💥Kannon
⚡Kustom Mega Blasta'
🫧Bubble Chukka
💥Kannon
⚡Kustom Mega Blasta'
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Mek Gunz/ Big Bunz concept art I worked on for Mekka Miniatures (Part 2)
🧨 Lobba
🏗️ Smasha-Gun
🌩️ Traktor-Kannon
🧨 Lobba
🏗️ Smasha-Gun
🌩️ Traktor-Kannon
December 4, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Mek Gunz/ Big Bunz concept art I worked on for Mekka Miniatures (Part 2)
🧨 Lobba
🏗️ Smasha-Gun
🌩️ Traktor-Kannon
🧨 Lobba
🏗️ Smasha-Gun
🌩️ Traktor-Kannon
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Crab Mech Concept Art for Mekka Miniatures
🦀TIME FOR CRAB🦀
🦀TIME FOR CRAB🦀
December 4, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Crab Mech Concept Art for Mekka Miniatures
🦀TIME FOR CRAB🦀
🦀TIME FOR CRAB🦀
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Concept Art for some piratical Space Orc Cavalry for Mekka Miniatures
December 4, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Concept Art for some piratical Space Orc Cavalry for Mekka Miniatures
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Here's something for you late night freaks, a special gift for #ThighHighThursday
December 4, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Here's something for you late night freaks, a special gift for #ThighHighThursday
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December 3, 2025 at 5:12 PM
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Billions must eat candy
December 4, 2025 at 7:29 AM
Billions must eat candy
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I actually did a whole Goth Ankha series. I miss that.
December 3, 2025 at 9:40 PM
I actually did a whole Goth Ankha series. I miss that.
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Honestly, people calling creators the "petite bourgeoisie" makes me want to snap.
We're working folk. And we work really hard. For next to nothing.
We're not lounging around eating bonbons. We're trying to figure out how we're going to be able to pay rent next month.
We're working folk. And we work really hard. For next to nothing.
We're not lounging around eating bonbons. We're trying to figure out how we're going to be able to pay rent next month.
November 25, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Honestly, people calling creators the "petite bourgeoisie" makes me want to snap.
We're working folk. And we work really hard. For next to nothing.
We're not lounging around eating bonbons. We're trying to figure out how we're going to be able to pay rent next month.
We're working folk. And we work really hard. For next to nothing.
We're not lounging around eating bonbons. We're trying to figure out how we're going to be able to pay rent next month.
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We’re not small business owners, ffs - we’re independent contractors, and we are routinely robbed by the world’s dumbest dingbats.
![A quote-tweet with the profile blocked out because I won’t be accused of sending flying monkeys at this digital turd.
counterpoint: pirate everything all the time. pirate a sandwich. download a car. abscond from from small business owner mindset with your brain
[High Priestess, Low Patie... • @cherie... • 14h
Re: previous post - People who steal art of any kind are assholes, full stop. If *you* deserve to be paid for your labor, so do I - and so does everybody else; this means writers, visual artists, musicians, and every other category of People Who Make Things.]
• • •
every time vulgar leftism pipes in from the sidelines of petit bourgeoisdom i am forced to become 8.75% more marxist](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:x2ssvkga34xug334b66hvrje/bafkreigp2f33rtfu62kqjygnsxhg3jxxs6udwuyisipmyqrh5ew4c6kbyi@jpeg)
November 25, 2025 at 7:25 PM
We’re not small business owners, ffs - we’re independent contractors, and we are routinely robbed by the world’s dumbest dingbats.
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Sketched up a Wazzdakka. I think the bike needs to be bigger.
December 2, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Sketched up a Wazzdakka. I think the bike needs to be bigger.
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it's hard to bear
December 2, 2025 at 10:34 PM
it's hard to bear
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You can basically tell when someone isn't worth listening to the minute they unironically use the term "woke" and I feel like that's been a great litmus test on who I should bother giving my time to.
December 1, 2025 at 1:08 PM
You can basically tell when someone isn't worth listening to the minute they unironically use the term "woke" and I feel like that's been a great litmus test on who I should bother giving my time to.
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bringing the food home | horror short
November 25, 2025 at 8:28 PM
bringing the food home | horror short
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This is me politely asking you all to review this skeet and, as a result, think twice before engaging in "smell-this 'activism.'"
DID YOU SEE THIS AWFUL THING THIS AWFUL MAN SAID
HOW ABOUT THIS TERRIBLE GUY, ISN'T IT HE TERRIBLE
OK, so... why are you his street team? Why are you signal-boosting?
DID YOU SEE THIS AWFUL THING THIS AWFUL MAN SAID
HOW ABOUT THIS TERRIBLE GUY, ISN'T IT HE TERRIBLE
OK, so... why are you his street team? Why are you signal-boosting?
The most precious commodity you have is your attention. You don’t have to waste it on poor-faith debates or arguments with strangers if you don’t think they’ll be productive. You can prioritize the things that matter to you and make your life richer.
November 30, 2025 at 9:57 PM
This is me politely asking you all to review this skeet and, as a result, think twice before engaging in "smell-this 'activism.'"
DID YOU SEE THIS AWFUL THING THIS AWFUL MAN SAID
HOW ABOUT THIS TERRIBLE GUY, ISN'T IT HE TERRIBLE
OK, so... why are you his street team? Why are you signal-boosting?
DID YOU SEE THIS AWFUL THING THIS AWFUL MAN SAID
HOW ABOUT THIS TERRIBLE GUY, ISN'T IT HE TERRIBLE
OK, so... why are you his street team? Why are you signal-boosting?