Tha Kaptain 🏁🏴☠️🏳️🌈
@kaptainsuz.bsky.social
☠️ 31 y/o lefty transfem ☠️ She/Her ☠️ Greaser pirate catgirl ☠️ Unstoppable AuDHD ☠️ #1 Pompadour Haver ☠️ Selfies, toy cars, real cars, and minis ☠️ Nascent Saint ☠️ Hail Eris! ☠️
Absolutely Everything Will Work Out The Way It Needs To
Absolutely Everything Will Work Out The Way It Needs To
Maybe I'll get some of my madness out onto a pen and paper or even some colorful drawings. For now have a reaffirming selfie.
November 27, 2025 at 12:22 PM
Maybe I'll get some of my madness out onto a pen and paper or even some colorful drawings. For now have a reaffirming selfie.
convinced the Merchant's Alliance to sell me some pomade
November 15, 2025 at 2:06 AM
convinced the Merchant's Alliance to sell me some pomade
And comically people know very little about most of them
October 22, 2025 at 1:31 PM
And comically people know very little about most of them
Cleanin' up good today, baby~
October 4, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Cleanin' up good today, baby~
Bringing some of that saintly class to Helsinki today, baby
September 23, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Bringing some of that saintly class to Helsinki today, baby
Space Marine 2 fun as hell
September 14, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Space Marine 2 fun as hell
they really phoned it in on the Warrior Class Hall didn't they? "we don't want to upset the PvPers, so here, have some stuff we put like a 10th of the effort into"
September 9, 2025 at 1:24 PM
they really phoned it in on the Warrior Class Hall didn't they? "we don't want to upset the PvPers, so here, have some stuff we put like a 10th of the effort into"
Might feel like a corpse, might even appear to be one, but I make undeath look good, baby
September 5, 2025 at 8:35 AM
Might feel like a corpse, might even appear to be one, but I make undeath look good, baby
<insert cool greaser one liner here>
Too fuckin hot
Too fuckin hot
July 18, 2025 at 7:09 PM
<insert cool greaser one liner here>
Too fuckin hot
Too fuckin hot
Big hair, big girl
July 11, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Big hair, big girl
I think MSQ is making me insane
July 10, 2025 at 9:37 PM
I think MSQ is making me insane
If you see this, quote with a robot that isn’t from “Star Wars,” “Star Trek,” “Doctor Who,” or “Transformers.”
July 5, 2025 at 5:33 PM
If you see this, quote with a robot that isn’t from “Star Wars,” “Star Trek,” “Doctor Who,” or “Transformers.”
I can be a classy lady too if ya like~
July 4, 2025 at 3:22 PM
I can be a classy lady too if ya like~
Bonus sports bra selfie
July 1, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Bonus sports bra selfie
"Life is overrated"
July 1, 2025 at 2:34 PM
"Life is overrated"
Move you've watched more than six times with a picture or gif
June 30, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Move you've watched more than six times with a picture or gif
All fired up and nowhere to go, ah well
June 27, 2025 at 2:06 PM
All fired up and nowhere to go, ah well
It's hot, and I'm all fired up, baby~
June 20, 2025 at 3:00 PM
It's hot, and I'm all fired up, baby~
One Redline Day at a time
June 13, 2025 at 12:09 PM
One Redline Day at a time
Behold: Wolkwyb Sunnskyfwyn, my middle-aged girlfailure pirate who currently owes a ton of alimony and is just *waiting* to go on a cool rampage(or possibly buy something flashy and expensive that she can't handle)
She is the Saul Myers of Limsa Lominsa
She is the Saul Myers of Limsa Lominsa
June 2, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Behold: Wolkwyb Sunnskyfwyn, my middle-aged girlfailure pirate who currently owes a ton of alimony and is just *waiting* to go on a cool rampage(or possibly buy something flashy and expensive that she can't handle)
She is the Saul Myers of Limsa Lominsa
She is the Saul Myers of Limsa Lominsa
C'mon, baby, let's take ibuprofen together
May 30, 2025 at 2:26 PM
C'mon, baby, let's take ibuprofen together
BORN TO DIVE
GALAXY IS A FUCK
鬼神 Kill Em All 2184
I am alley woman
3,470,298,602 DEAD SQUIDS
GALAXY IS A FUCK
鬼神 Kill Em All 2184
I am alley woman
3,470,298,602 DEAD SQUIDS
May 24, 2025 at 3:47 AM
BORN TO DIVE
GALAXY IS A FUCK
鬼神 Kill Em All 2184
I am alley woman
3,470,298,602 DEAD SQUIDS
GALAXY IS A FUCK
鬼神 Kill Em All 2184
I am alley woman
3,470,298,602 DEAD SQUIDS
I'm scuuuum, I'm scuuum
Haircut day!
Haircut day!
May 22, 2025 at 10:42 AM
I'm scuuuum, I'm scuuum
Haircut day!
Haircut day!