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Self-shitposter,
These jokes are for me, not for you, but if you happen to like them thats ok too
These jokes are for me, not for you, but if you happen to like them thats ok too
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@kamakaziebear.bsky.social
· Aug 21
That's it,
Had enough.
Blocking anyone that posts AI bullshit
Had enough.
Blocking anyone that posts AI bullshit
Reposting for later, thank you
December 4, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Reposting for later, thank you
Big thank you to everyone slogging through that Nuzzi and posting it here.
Ive gotten a lot of good laughs out of that shit.
Ive gotten a lot of good laughs out of that shit.
December 4, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Big thank you to everyone slogging through that Nuzzi and posting it here.
Ive gotten a lot of good laughs out of that shit.
Ive gotten a lot of good laughs out of that shit.
Reposting so I can find this later, thanks
The Max Headroom Christmas Special must be seen to be believed.
My favorite part is in the beginning where each of the guest stars’ names look like they’re flying out of the turkey’s asshole.
My favorite part is in the beginning where each of the guest stars’ names look like they’re flying out of the turkey’s asshole.
Max Headroom's Giant Christmas Turkey 1986
YouTube video by TV Time Machine
youtu.be
December 4, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Reposting so I can find this later, thanks
Reposted by I M P E A C H
Here is the full series of @theonion.com's Encircled. You requested it and we still don't known why.
1 Onion Subscriber vs 20 Non-Subscribers | Encircled
YouTube video by The Onion
www.youtube.com
December 3, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Here is the full series of @theonion.com's Encircled. You requested it and we still don't known why.
When i was
A young boy
My father
He took me to Thanksgiving
To eat turkey and ham
He said one day
In five days
The people
They'll tell you
That this ham has gone bad
He said will you
Still eat it
This turkey and this ham
I said yes Dad
I'll eat it
I love Thanksgiving Ham
A young boy
My father
He took me to Thanksgiving
To eat turkey and ham
He said one day
In five days
The people
They'll tell you
That this ham has gone bad
He said will you
Still eat it
This turkey and this ham
I said yes Dad
I'll eat it
I love Thanksgiving Ham
December 3, 2025 at 4:10 AM
When i was
A young boy
My father
He took me to Thanksgiving
To eat turkey and ham
He said one day
In five days
The people
They'll tell you
That this ham has gone bad
He said will you
Still eat it
This turkey and this ham
I said yes Dad
I'll eat it
I love Thanksgiving Ham
A young boy
My father
He took me to Thanksgiving
To eat turkey and ham
He said one day
In five days
The people
They'll tell you
That this ham has gone bad
He said will you
Still eat it
This turkey and this ham
I said yes Dad
I'll eat it
I love Thanksgiving Ham
This is the correct take
Do audiobooks count as reading? No. Nothing counts as reading. You're not in school anymore, that's not how this works.
December 2, 2025 at 4:48 PM
This is the correct take
Pink Pompeii Club
December 2, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Pink Pompeii Club
Mrs Frizzle, save us
December 2, 2025 at 12:32 PM
Mrs Frizzle, save us
It should be illegal to use tinnitus sound in media, I will run for office on this statement
December 2, 2025 at 12:26 AM
It should be illegal to use tinnitus sound in media, I will run for office on this statement
He can't die fast enough
December 1, 2025 at 1:50 AM
He can't die fast enough
Strong floor, no ceiling.
Walls?
Possibly canvas?
Biiiiiiiig tent. Big.
Walls?
Possibly canvas?
Biiiiiiiig tent. Big.
November 30, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Strong floor, no ceiling.
Walls?
Possibly canvas?
Biiiiiiiig tent. Big.
Walls?
Possibly canvas?
Biiiiiiiig tent. Big.
Re-watched "My Science Prooject," and
damn
I dont support remakes, but
Damn
That one could do with a remake
damn
I dont support remakes, but
Damn
That one could do with a remake
November 30, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Re-watched "My Science Prooject," and
damn
I dont support remakes, but
Damn
That one could do with a remake
damn
I dont support remakes, but
Damn
That one could do with a remake
I also thought this was a stupid show, but then I saw some of it and Holy shit i love these boys, we've rewatched it 4 times at least
My wife talked me into finally watching Supernatural with her. It isn’t that I didn’t want to watch the show it’s that I knew I would be super into it and it’s 15 seasons long. Well I AM super into it and now all of my free time is spoken for. Sorry, video games.
November 30, 2025 at 3:46 AM
I also thought this was a stupid show, but then I saw some of it and Holy shit i love these boys, we've rewatched it 4 times at least
Pauly Shore and Humphrey Bogart
Two most unlikely costars you can think of for a movie that wasn't ever made.
I'll go first:
Michael Caine and Minnie Pearl.
I'll go first:
Michael Caine and Minnie Pearl.
November 30, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Pauly Shore and Humphrey Bogart
🤔
So .... AI could replace CEOs?
So .... AI could replace CEOs?
A study by Dayforce shows 87% of executives use AI for work, compared to 57% of managers and just 27% of employees.
I think this explains the massive disconnect we see in how CEOs talk about AI versus everyone else. It also raises the question of how useful it truly is for frontline work?
I think this explains the massive disconnect we see in how CEOs talk about AI versus everyone else. It also raises the question of how useful it truly is for frontline work?
Execs are embracing AI more than their employees are, new research suggests
Research from HR software company Dayforce suggests that executives are leaning into AI far more than their employees.
www.businessinsider.com
November 29, 2025 at 5:17 PM
🤔
So .... AI could replace CEOs?
So .... AI could replace CEOs?
There's an episode of the Simpsons where Bart sells his soul and automatic doors stop working for him and that happens to me at least one a day
I am confident usually but I will question my whole existence if a touchscreen doesn't respond to my fingie taps
November 29, 2025 at 3:39 PM
There's an episode of the Simpsons where Bart sells his soul and automatic doors stop working for him and that happens to me at least one a day
I would love to see the xenomorph fall down some stairs and then get hit on the face with a cast iron skillet
'Yes' to a Metroid movie.
'No' to trying to tie it into the Mario Cinematic Universe.
It'd be like trying to tie Giger's Alien into the Home Alone series.
'No' to trying to tie it into the Mario Cinematic Universe.
It'd be like trying to tie Giger's Alien into the Home Alone series.
November 28, 2025 at 12:27 PM
I would love to see the xenomorph fall down some stairs and then get hit on the face with a cast iron skillet
My favorite thing about Thanksgiving is making unholy sandwiches
Oh, you want turkey and ham and gravy and cranberry sauce and apple sauce and mashed/sweet potatoes and corn and green bean casserole between two slices of bread?
Ok, its sandwich time
Oh, you want turkey and ham and gravy and cranberry sauce and apple sauce and mashed/sweet potatoes and corn and green bean casserole between two slices of bread?
Ok, its sandwich time
November 28, 2025 at 4:11 AM
My favorite thing about Thanksgiving is making unholy sandwiches
Oh, you want turkey and ham and gravy and cranberry sauce and apple sauce and mashed/sweet potatoes and corn and green bean casserole between two slices of bread?
Ok, its sandwich time
Oh, you want turkey and ham and gravy and cranberry sauce and apple sauce and mashed/sweet potatoes and corn and green bean casserole between two slices of bread?
Ok, its sandwich time
Ngl im nor interesting enough to be played by Nic Cage
being played Nic Cage would fix me
November 28, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Ngl im nor interesting enough to be played by Nic Cage
It's too late for Thanksgiving, but come Christmas ask your zoomer relatives to explain the Fallout lore to you, thank me later
November 28, 2025 at 1:56 AM
It's too late for Thanksgiving, but come Christmas ask your zoomer relatives to explain the Fallout lore to you, thank me later
Fucken charisma void
Negative personality
Negative personality
who actually likes electricity? raise your hand. haha, i see a joker back there. but ask yourself: how many times do you turn on the light in morning, just for fun? what about the afternoon. never, right? and why are you staying up so late? our forefathers tucked themselves in at 6pm like god inten—
November 26, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Fucken charisma void
Negative personality
Negative personality
Speaking strictly for myself,
Phones are more expensive now after the tarrifs,
Its a pain in the ass to migrate all my stuff,
And I don't want a new model crammed to the ports with whatever AI horseshit they're pushing now
Phones are more expensive now after the tarrifs,
Its a pain in the ass to migrate all my stuff,
And I don't want a new model crammed to the ports with whatever AI horseshit they're pushing now
stupid young people, stop buying a new phone every year if you don't want to be broke. wait no, not like that.
November 25, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Speaking strictly for myself,
Phones are more expensive now after the tarrifs,
Its a pain in the ass to migrate all my stuff,
And I don't want a new model crammed to the ports with whatever AI horseshit they're pushing now
Phones are more expensive now after the tarrifs,
Its a pain in the ass to migrate all my stuff,
And I don't want a new model crammed to the ports with whatever AI horseshit they're pushing now
Weird, thats not the historical figure I would equivocate him with
November 24, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Weird, thats not the historical figure I would equivocate him with