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Wololo.
Mamdani’s campaign needs to be studied for years into the future.
November 5, 2025 at 4:21 AM
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RIP Tom Lehrer - the day he announced his items were public domain on a website, we mirrored it. Thank you for your service

archive.org/details/toml...
Internet Archive: Digital Library of Free & Borrowable Texts, Movies, Music & Wayback Machine
archive.org
July 27, 2025 at 5:44 PM
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Funny how "blue no matter who" means we all have to shut up and support war criminals but the first time someone to the left of Ronald Reagan wins a primary it's all, "We didn't mean ANYONE."
June 27, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Tears flowing from my eyes, just stood up and applauded.
BREAKING: Mamdani and Lander will cross-endorse.
The partnership, which is being announced one day before early voting begins, would effectively turn Mamdani and Lander into something of a joint entry. They hope that one of them will eventually accumulate many of the other’s votes as a result.
Mamdani and Lander Will Cross-Endorse Each Other in N.Y.C. Mayor’s Race
www.nytimes.com
June 13, 2025 at 4:26 PM
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I have no problem saying that Greta Thunberg is braver than I’ll ever be. Admit it instead of deepening your cowardice and insisting that she’s done something selfish when she’s done something truly selfless.
June 9, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Time to fuck off buddy.
June 7, 2025 at 4:11 PM
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(pulling up the ladder behind me) This is an opportunity for you to succeed through hard work and determination
December 3, 2024 at 4:26 PM
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blue sky is supreme because every time you post you get 100 school principals in the replies asking to see you in their office
March 20, 2025 at 8:03 AM
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The Ides of March 44 BC is notorious as the day that Roman senators wore pink to protest the actions of Julius Caesar
March 8, 2025 at 3:35 PM
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“In Finland, the number of homeless people has fallen sharply. Those affected receive a small apartment & counselling with no preconditions. 4 out of 5 people affected make their way back into a stable life. And all this is CHEAPER than accepting homelessness.”
Finland ends homelessness and provides shelter for all in need - scoop.me
In Finland, the number of homeless people has fallen sharply. Why? The country applies the "Housing First" concept agains homelessness.
thebetter.news
March 6, 2025 at 5:45 AM
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elon musk: "I am literally hitler"

the new york times: "elon musk experimented with a new tone on thursday. some critics fear authoritarianism."
February 21, 2025 at 2:04 PM
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Trying to think of an equivalent scenario in a world where Bernie became president, and I’m imagining Ben from Ben & Jerry’s holding court, demanding Modi treat all Indians with equal dignity and also eliminate duties on Vermont’s fine dairy products
February 14, 2025 at 4:12 AM
The amount of havoc a poorly wrapped burrito can wreak on your beard…
January 15, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Does this team consume tequila shots at halftime?
January 14, 2025 at 9:08 PM
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January 14, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Torn between hating referees and hating Manchester United.
January 12, 2025 at 4:36 PM
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have democrats considered that maybe one reason people didn't believe them when they said trump was super-scary is because they appear not to believe it at all themselves
January 9, 2025 at 4:10 PM
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you have to be a dumb motherfucker to be more concerned about 'medicating trans kids and giving them surgeries' instead of the fact every CVS in america locks up baby formula
January 8, 2025 at 1:28 AM
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please stop suggesting I solve my problem by changing my behavior. I do not want to do that
January 5, 2025 at 6:48 PM
youtube.com
December 31, 2024 at 9:29 PM
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Animorphs memes transcend higher than any other book series I've seen
December 30, 2024 at 4:08 PM
How is Onana a real footballer lol.
December 7, 2024 at 7:46 PM