Charli
@kalkeen.yiff.zone
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Currently at the dealership getting an oil change and if you haven't watched daytime financial news in a while it's just AI jargon and ads for scam life insurance policies.
November 25, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Currently at the dealership getting an oil change and if you haven't watched daytime financial news in a while it's just AI jargon and ads for scam life insurance policies.
'Cool Runnings' but it's just that Australian guy who won the 2002 Olympic Speed Skating gold because his only strategy was to hold back and wait for a pileup because that's literally how he qualified for the 2002 Olympics.
November 25, 2025 at 4:41 AM
'Cool Runnings' but it's just that Australian guy who won the 2002 Olympic Speed Skating gold because his only strategy was to hold back and wait for a pileup because that's literally how he qualified for the 2002 Olympics.
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I got so stoned at a Mets game once I compared the Jumbotron to the top screen of a Nintendo DS bc it had “a bunch of useful contextual information” and the field to the bottom screen bc “it’s where the game is actually played”
November 24, 2025 at 2:04 PM
I got so stoned at a Mets game once I compared the Jumbotron to the top screen of a Nintendo DS bc it had “a bunch of useful contextual information” and the field to the bottom screen bc “it’s where the game is actually played”
The new Defunctland is over 4 hours long.
November 24, 2025 at 7:46 PM
The new Defunctland is over 4 hours long.
Increasingly concerned shepard who doesn't keep up with tech news: "I'm sorry what was that about ram prices?"
November 21, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Increasingly concerned shepard who doesn't keep up with tech news: "I'm sorry what was that about ram prices?"
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Anyway please enjoy this pumpkin I saw yesterday
November 20, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Anyway please enjoy this pumpkin I saw yesterday
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Rashomon but it's the worst journalists you've ever read in your life discussing how their engagement fell apart
November 18, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Rashomon but it's the worst journalists you've ever read in your life discussing how their engagement fell apart
My dude, you came to repair the lab equipment from 2002 and you have never heard of a serial cable?
November 17, 2025 at 7:58 PM
My dude, you came to repair the lab equipment from 2002 and you have never heard of a serial cable?
I would do terrible things to bring back TAB.
November 15, 2025 at 1:21 PM
I would do terrible things to bring back TAB.
This is the intro to a slice of life surfing anime from 2003.
I made a joke in my main Discord server about DOOM E1M1 being in a major key and @abigbagofkeys.sickonedude.com actually made it. Jesus fucking Christ listen to this hahahaha
November 15, 2025 at 5:32 AM
This is the intro to a slice of life surfing anime from 2003.
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"Malort advent calendar" is already such an unhinged concept but every little window just having Malort in it really pushes it over the edge into something transcendently funny
November 15, 2025 at 12:54 AM
"Malort advent calendar" is already such an unhinged concept but every little window just having Malort in it really pushes it over the edge into something transcendently funny
It's only Styrofoam if it's from DuPont Performance Materials, otherwise it's just sparkling polystyrene.
November 15, 2025 at 2:53 AM
It's only Styrofoam if it's from DuPont Performance Materials, otherwise it's just sparkling polystyrene.
I have been in a hyperbolic state of being just about to buy a new graphics card and monitor for 10 years now.
November 14, 2025 at 6:03 PM
I have been in a hyperbolic state of being just about to buy a new graphics card and monitor for 10 years now.
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This mood is just - really strong right now.
November 14, 2025 at 4:40 AM
This mood is just - really strong right now.
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I have had this in my head for a solid day now and can finally go to sleep
November 12, 2025 at 8:28 AM
I have had this in my head for a solid day now and can finally go to sleep
I hate R&D because you learn about the seven year old 220V UPS that has never been serviced is the backup for the expensive robot sample system.
November 11, 2025 at 6:58 PM
I hate R&D because you learn about the seven year old 220V UPS that has never been serviced is the backup for the expensive robot sample system.
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Information overload is awesome
Because you get more information
Because you get more information
November 11, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Information overload is awesome
Because you get more information
Because you get more information
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