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Prapor from Escape from Tarkov with a sly smile.
November 22, 2025 at 1:19 AM
kalkeen.yiff.zone
Addicted to kvas.
November 17, 2025 at 2:00 AM
kalkeen.yiff.zone
A parody sign of the Zohran Mamdani campaign poster that reads "Why is my precious rocketship drifting off into deep space?"
November 9, 2025 at 10:22 PM
kalkeen.yiff.zone
How it feels to actually saturate your gigabit connection.
Graph of network utilization showing outgoing traffic at 979.54 MB/s. Spongebob Squarepants opening the Magical Bag of Winds and having his face comically blown back stretching his features.
November 5, 2025 at 3:16 AM
kalkeen.yiff.zone
I have figured out how to setup ZFS replication tasks.
Two grey kittens on a blue blanket. The "two of them" image meme.
November 5, 2025 at 3:04 AM
kalkeen.yiff.zone
Getting processed through the PIG® Absorbent Wringer would fix me.
The PIG brand absorbent roller. The device is a hand cranked double roller used to remove solvents from absorbent mats. It is operated by a young technician wearing an apron, gloves, and eye googles.
October 11, 2025 at 12:25 AM
kalkeen.yiff.zone
Thought of some of y'all at the Dollar Tree.
Generic silicone teethers in fruit shapes.
October 5, 2025 at 7:57 PM
kalkeen.yiff.zone
I audibly gasped when I read this.
September 29, 2025 at 2:13 AM
kalkeen.yiff.zone
Photo of the General Mills 'Bluey' cereal. Bingo and Bluey are hugging on the front. The cereal is a strange green blue orb.
September 23, 2025 at 12:01 AM
kalkeen.yiff.zone
Borderline inconsolable about how the US will never get the Toyota Aqua.
2025 Toyota Aqua. A two door subcompact hatchback with a hybrid electric drivetrain. Currently only available for sale in Japan.
September 3, 2025 at 5:11 PM
kalkeen.yiff.zone
Finally bought a new graphics card.
August 28, 2025 at 8:25 PM
kalkeen.yiff.zone
I hope this makes sense.
A parody of the Christian Trinity diagram wherein the center is "Microsoft 365" and the three points are "Desktop App", "Mobile App", and "Browser App".
August 27, 2025 at 12:30 AM
kalkeen.yiff.zone
Babies
Three Chihuahuas on leashes all looking forward.
May 20, 2025 at 5:25 AM
kalkeen.yiff.zone
Baby
A Chihuahua aitti on the stairs.
May 20, 2025 at 5:24 AM
kalkeen.yiff.zone
Baby
A Chihuahua sleeping in a green flower shaped bed
May 20, 2025 at 5:23 AM
kalkeen.yiff.zone
Baby
A Chihuahua with a tiny tennis ball in her mouth.
May 20, 2025 at 4:25 AM
kalkeen.yiff.zone
Gonna put these on the Prius.
Aftermarket truck wheels with the Monster energy drink logo on the hub.
April 29, 2025 at 5:12 PM
kalkeen.yiff.zone
Honestly it feels like bullying at this point.
Screen of a google search for "is transmission fluid vegan" the Google AI summary responds with "Yes, transmission fluid is generally considered vegan because it's primarily composed of petroleum-based oils and additives. These ingredients are not derived from animals. While some older transmission fluids might have contained glycerin, a byproduct of soap making that can sometimes use animal fats, modern transmission fluids are generally made from mineral oils, synthetic hydrocarbons, and other additives that are not animal-derived."
April 26, 2025 at 3:25 AM
kalkeen.yiff.zone
Thank the bus driver, save the world.
Article headline "Sam Altman says polite ChatGPT users are burning millions of OpenAI dollars'
April 22, 2025 at 5:27 PM
kalkeen.yiff.zone
"Have you ever seen a commie eat beef tallow?"
Scene from Dr. Strangelove (1964) wherein General Ripper asks Captain Mandrake if he'd "ever seen a commie drink a glass of water".
March 24, 2025 at 5:41 PM
kalkeen.yiff.zone
This dude's legit.
A Bialetti Moka Express coffee maker sitting on a stove.
March 23, 2025 at 9:46 PM
kalkeen.yiff.zone
Comment from Nate Silver on the sudden closure of 538.
Scene from the Simpsons Season 6 episode 15 'Homie the Clown'. Krusty the Clown tells his account he bet against the Harlem Globetrotters because "Oh I thought the Generals were due."
March 7, 2025 at 4:22 AM
kalkeen.yiff.zone
Can't argue with that.
A large sock monkey in a case holding it's knees and smiling at the camera. A sign on a small easel next to it reads "Love is a Superpower".
March 4, 2025 at 4:08 PM
kalkeen.yiff.zone
Had a great time at the Sock Monkey museum.
Several sock monkey toys in a glass cabinet. Several dozen sock monkey toys lining the wall of an attic. Four sock monkey toys in clown attire. A cabinet filled with sock monkeys themed as characters from the Andy Griffith Show.
March 4, 2025 at 2:49 AM
kalkeen.yiff.zone
God is dead and we killed him.
A YouTube video thumbnail for a channel named "VegasMatt" entitled "I'm Gambling $1,000,000 Today". A tall middle aged man is seen leaning over a large pile of cash with an enormous soulless smile.
February 17, 2025 at 4:51 AM