Thought Crime Riot
@kakorkow.bsky.social
Comedian, writer, filmmaker, aspiring haunted house resident
The indie film I made is finally available on YouTube! It’s a comedy about friends who play D&D together. If you’re a fan of D&D, table top gaming, or just low budget community film projects- check us out!
#dungeonsanddragons #dnd #sitcom
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#dungeonsanddragons #dnd #sitcom
youtu.be/nq23J9Z8M2A?...
Table Chatter Pilot Episode
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October 21, 2025 at 5:24 PM
The indie film I made is finally available on YouTube! It’s a comedy about friends who play D&D together. If you’re a fan of D&D, table top gaming, or just low budget community film projects- check us out!
#dungeonsanddragons #dnd #sitcom
youtu.be/nq23J9Z8M2A?...
#dungeonsanddragons #dnd #sitcom
youtu.be/nq23J9Z8M2A?...
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We’re all taking turns crashing out right? I think I’m up next on the schedule
August 31, 2025 at 3:40 PM
We’re all taking turns crashing out right? I think I’m up next on the schedule
#28yearslater I have so many unanswered questions- primarily about the track suits
July 2, 2025 at 1:54 AM
#28yearslater I have so many unanswered questions- primarily about the track suits
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Supreme Court Rules 6-3 To Open Evil Tomb Of Batibat
Supreme Court Rules 6-3 To Open Evil Tomb Of Batibat
WASHINGTON—Despite polls that show the American public overwhelmingly supports keeping the ancient burial chamber sealed, the Supreme Court ruled 6-3 Friday to pry open the evil tomb of Batibat, a ven...
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June 27, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Supreme Court Rules 6-3 To Open Evil Tomb Of Batibat
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Rift Widens Between Elon Musk, Anyone Who Ever Met Him
Rift Widens Between Elon Musk, Anyone Who Ever Met Him
AUSTIN, TX—Stressing that the billionaire’s completely erratic behavior had strained the already fraught relationships, sources confirmed Thursday that a rift was widening between Elon Musk and anyone...
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June 5, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Rift Widens Between Elon Musk, Anyone Who Ever Met Him
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guys guys guys i know things are getting exciting but please let us not forget how much we hate jd vance too
June 5, 2025 at 9:09 PM
guys guys guys i know things are getting exciting but please let us not forget how much we hate jd vance too
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They say that constraint breeds creativity and never has that been more apparent than in the 30 minutes everyone has to make all of their conclave jokes before the new pope comes out.
May 8, 2025 at 4:25 PM
They say that constraint breeds creativity and never has that been more apparent than in the 30 minutes everyone has to make all of their conclave jokes before the new pope comes out.
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Pope Leo XIV: ‘There Couldn’t Be A Better Time To Get The Fuck Out Of America Forever’
May 8, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Pope Leo XIV: ‘There Couldn’t Be A Better Time To Get The Fuck Out Of America Forever’
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4 Copy Editors Killed In Ongoing AP Style, Chicago Manual Gang Violence
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April 29, 2025 at 2:00 PM
4 Copy Editors Killed In Ongoing AP Style, Chicago Manual Gang Violence
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Catty Cardinal Can’t Wait To See Who Got Fat Since Last Conclave
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April 28, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Catty Cardinal Can’t Wait To See Who Got Fat Since Last Conclave
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"Who could have predicted this?" say the people who spent the past year dismissing or mocking those who predicted this.
April 9, 2025 at 4:24 PM
"Who could have predicted this?" say the people who spent the past year dismissing or mocking those who predicted this.
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You set the house on fire, watched it burn, and then lost your nerve and put it out. You now have a partially burned house. Great job.
April 9, 2025 at 5:42 PM
You set the house on fire, watched it burn, and then lost your nerve and put it out. You now have a partially burned house. Great job.
Everyone’s talking about how impressive it is to talk trash about Trump for 25 hours straight but honestly I feel like that is me at every party
#filibuster #corybooker
#filibuster #corybooker
April 2, 2025 at 5:16 AM
Everyone’s talking about how impressive it is to talk trash about Trump for 25 hours straight but honestly I feel like that is me at every party
#filibuster #corybooker
#filibuster #corybooker
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Anxiety is ridiculous because sometimes “I’m not going to accomplish anything meaningful before I die” and “that dog’s ear is inside out and nobody’s doing anything about it” feel the same
March 29, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Anxiety is ridiculous because sometimes “I’m not going to accomplish anything meaningful before I die” and “that dog’s ear is inside out and nobody’s doing anything about it” feel the same
Finally learned the proper way to do a Romanian Dead Lift and good god do I regret it
#sosore #fitness #operationass
#sosore #fitness #operationass
March 28, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Finally learned the proper way to do a Romanian Dead Lift and good god do I regret it
#sosore #fitness #operationass
#sosore #fitness #operationass
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It's critical for everyone to remember what an Executive Order is. It is the President communicating orders to members of the executive branch. Policies to pursue, actions to take, etc. They are not laws. They are not close to being laws. They are formalized memos to employees. That's all.
March 25, 2025 at 11:53 PM
It's critical for everyone to remember what an Executive Order is. It is the President communicating orders to members of the executive branch. Policies to pursue, actions to take, etc. They are not laws. They are not close to being laws. They are formalized memos to employees. That's all.
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Yes, I still miss Daft Punk regularly
March 21, 2025 at 11:22 AM
Yes, I still miss Daft Punk regularly
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Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage
March 14, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage
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Son-Of-A-Bitch Mouse Solves Maze Researchers Spent Months Building
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March 1, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Son-Of-A-Bitch Mouse Solves Maze Researchers Spent Months Building
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I know that “Don’t even take a shower today!” Is not included on the list of suggestions for the #economicblackout but I’m still participating #dryshampoo
February 28, 2025 at 6:16 PM
I know that “Don’t even take a shower today!” Is not included on the list of suggestions for the #economicblackout but I’m still participating #dryshampoo
What if the afterlife for everyone is just eternity on a giant cruise ship and whether it’s heaven, hell, or purgatory just depends on how much you enjoy cruises? #teamhell
February 22, 2025 at 11:35 AM
What if the afterlife for everyone is just eternity on a giant cruise ship and whether it’s heaven, hell, or purgatory just depends on how much you enjoy cruises? #teamhell
Is it raining in Buenos Aires or is this unidentifiable apartment runoff that’s dripping on my head? #citylife #condensation #ihope
February 21, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Is it raining in Buenos Aires or is this unidentifiable apartment runoff that’s dripping on my head? #citylife #condensation #ihope
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I wrote about the question I suspect is top of mind for a lot of us: am I going crazy?
OPINION | Amid the Trump administration’s attacks on its own government, allies and citizenry is the uncomfortable fact that most either still don’t recognize the peril at hand or, worse, supports it, writes @michaelianblack.bsky.social.
Everything is Madness. Or Have We All Gone Mad?
The inmates are running the asylum, and the asylum is our United States.
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February 19, 2025 at 3:51 PM
I wrote about the question I suspect is top of mind for a lot of us: am I going crazy?