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i keep following ppl in my head saying
aftyn has a shot in tennessee. i met aftyn & how awesome would it be to have a pissed off exsocial worker going after the fat cat politicians in congress. she’s also a babe & still goes to the club
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November 19, 2025 at 3:44 PM
aftyn has a shot in tennessee. i met aftyn & how awesome would it be to have a pissed off exsocial worker going after the fat cat politicians in congress. she’s also a babe & still goes to the club
donate secure.actblue.com/donate/aftyn...
hype her up
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hype her up
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next reporter he insults needs to follow up with ‘do you think your father verbally abused you because he detested you?’
see if we can get a tear out of that fat fuck
see if we can get a tear out of that fat fuck
November 19, 2025 at 12:15 PM
next reporter he insults needs to follow up with ‘do you think your father verbally abused you because he detested you?’
see if we can get a tear out of that fat fuck
see if we can get a tear out of that fat fuck
hope bill burr & dave chapelle are enjoying what they’ve helped normalize
Trump defends Mohammed bin Salman over the 2018 murder of journalist Jamal Khashoggi:
"A lot of people didn't like that gentleman... Things happen... He knew nothing about it."
A US intelligence report concluded that bin Salman personally "approved an operation" to "kill or capture" Khashoggi.
"A lot of people didn't like that gentleman... Things happen... He knew nothing about it."
A US intelligence report concluded that bin Salman personally "approved an operation" to "kill or capture" Khashoggi.
November 19, 2025 at 11:16 AM
hope bill burr & dave chapelle are enjoying what they’ve helped normalize
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Happy International Men's Day, you pieces of shit x
November 19, 2025 at 9:28 AM
Happy International Men's Day, you pieces of shit x
last chance to claim your #aloofwife status to the world
i made a thing for aloof wives & I’ll give the money to planned parenthood if you get one www.bonfire.com/women8217s-h...
November 18, 2025 at 4:50 PM
last chance to claim your #aloofwife status to the world
imagine how pissed trump would be if epstein excluded him from the powerful businessmen pedo club
November 18, 2025 at 4:32 PM
imagine how pissed trump would be if epstein excluded him from the powerful businessmen pedo club
me looking at sweatpants in my closet
Day 1237 of #IansDailyPhotoChallenge and a little friend said thank you for the work I did on the lawn where she/he lives this morning 🤗❤️ #inspiringnature #wildlife #naturephotography #MentalHealthMatters
#365DaysWild
#365DaysWild
November 18, 2025 at 3:45 PM
me looking at sweatpants in my closet
OH NO OH SHIT she doesn’t have enough TIME to make the life long commitment of a CHILD with a keyboard warrior WOMAN HATER and will probably end up DOIMG WHATEVER THE FUCK SHE WANTS for the rest of her life including having a CAT or multiple CATS which are considered BADASS FUCKING PETS
POV: you are a young woman celebrating a recent academic success
November 18, 2025 at 6:14 AM
OH NO OH SHIT she doesn’t have enough TIME to make the life long commitment of a CHILD with a keyboard warrior WOMAN HATER and will probably end up DOIMG WHATEVER THE FUCK SHE WANTS for the rest of her life including having a CAT or multiple CATS which are considered BADASS FUCKING PETS
everything she wants by wham is a song about you & your gay best friend having a baby together causing him to crash out
November 17, 2025 at 4:36 AM
everything she wants by wham is a song about you & your gay best friend having a baby together causing him to crash out
they caught melania in her routine smelling of how close he is to death
Real post from the White House social media.
Feels like full-on panic mode.
Feels like full-on panic mode.
November 16, 2025 at 11:07 AM
they caught melania in her routine smelling of how close he is to death
with all this trump news coming out i worry jd vance will lose sight of how much we hate him
November 16, 2025 at 8:08 AM
with all this trump news coming out i worry jd vance will lose sight of how much we hate him
can bill clinton just go on a pod & clear all of this up already
November 15, 2025 at 9:40 PM
can bill clinton just go on a pod & clear all of this up already
jackie laser crashing out after working outside 8-8 everyday for the past month. i don’t know if she’s getting that promotion but she’s definitely getting best baby title at home
November 15, 2025 at 8:58 PM
jackie laser crashing out after working outside 8-8 everyday for the past month. i don’t know if she’s getting that promotion but she’s definitely getting best baby title at home
get you a partner who looks at you like spanish people look at ham
November 15, 2025 at 4:57 PM
get you a partner who looks at you like spanish people look at ham
i feel like someone needs to tell the department of homeland security that they are fat & their mom is ugly
Yikes 😬 an official U.S. government account just referred to Americans as “imbecilic morons.” That’s… a choice.
November 15, 2025 at 10:42 AM
i feel like someone needs to tell the department of homeland security that they are fat & their mom is ugly
so did anyone ask putin?
November 15, 2025 at 3:23 AM
so did anyone ask putin?
bro you look like a grok guy
November 14, 2025 at 11:36 AM
bro you look like a grok guy
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Eight Senators snuck in a MILLION-DOLLAR PAYOUT for themselves for being investigated for their possible involvement in the January 6th insurrection.
There is no money for healthcare, but there is money for a payout to Senators? This is fucken 🐂 💩!
There is no money for healthcare, but there is money for a payout to Senators? This is fucken 🐂 💩!
November 13, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Eight Senators snuck in a MILLION-DOLLAR PAYOUT for themselves for being investigated for their possible involvement in the January 6th insurrection.
There is no money for healthcare, but there is money for a payout to Senators? This is fucken 🐂 💩!
There is no money for healthcare, but there is money for a payout to Senators? This is fucken 🐂 💩!
i need one of those little sticks from weapons
November 13, 2025 at 9:36 PM
i need one of those little sticks from weapons
tim cook quietly celebrating that all the pedos sent their emails from iphones
November 13, 2025 at 11:56 AM
tim cook quietly celebrating that all the pedos sent their emails from iphones
the media absolutely failed us from reagan to elon
I don't think legacy media is reading the room correctly on the Epstein Files. Many of us are asking why they have ignored this story for the last decade? Why did they dismiss all of us who were concerned that Trump might be compromised? And where is their fucking contrition and apology now?
November 13, 2025 at 10:56 AM
the media absolutely failed us from reagan to elon
learning this probably hurt trumps feelings & will lead to some sad bastard well akshuly tweets about how jeffrey loved him most of all
Epstein thought trump was gross.
November 13, 2025 at 10:11 AM
learning this probably hurt trumps feelings & will lead to some sad bastard well akshuly tweets about how jeffrey loved him most of all
the 7yo tried european peanut butter for the first time & immediately vomited which is the correct reaction
November 13, 2025 at 9:27 AM
the 7yo tried european peanut butter for the first time & immediately vomited which is the correct reaction
idk yall media were fucking fanboying elon musk calling him your genius space hero 10 years ago maybe you should be better at your job
Something that’s so striking in these emails is how…unimpressive Epstein is. He comes off as a pompous, sub-literate lech. Yes everyone is so mortifyingly solicitous of him! All fawning and flattery! Why?????
November 13, 2025 at 9:17 AM
idk yall media were fucking fanboying elon musk calling him your genius space hero 10 years ago maybe you should be better at your job
trying a new little dance to keep your paycheck but we remember what you did & i will tell my children & hopefully their children all about what a greedy woman hating bastard you were so they’ll remember when im dead & you’re legacy will stink like shit through the ages
ROGAN: “Trump is saying they stole the f*ckin’ election. And I feel like if you say that, you've got to have some really good evidence — 4 years later, no one has an answer... and now a Republican bought the Dominion voting machine company.”
Joe is finally starting to get it.
Joe is finally starting to get it.
November 13, 2025 at 8:08 AM
trying a new little dance to keep your paycheck but we remember what you did & i will tell my children & hopefully their children all about what a greedy woman hating bastard you were so they’ll remember when im dead & you’re legacy will stink like shit through the ages