Kaizaed
@kaizaed.bsky.social
🔞 He/Him, 22. Into manga and RPGs. The screenname rhymes with Limeade.
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Kaizaed
@kaizaed.bsky.social
· Oct 19
Hey look a comm sheet, DM for more details. Idk how long I'll do these for, but if anyone's interested, hit me up.
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“try water fox or ice weasel” try chill penguin. install flame mammoth. you just download bubble crab. literally just use boomer kuwanger. sting chameleon has a search bar, use it to find toxic seahorse.
I asked what I should use instead of firefox and someone said “floorp” and I legitimately thought it was a bit for like five minutes. tech has gone beyond making the torment nexus real to making poob real.
December 17, 2025 at 3:37 AM
“try water fox or ice weasel” try chill penguin. install flame mammoth. you just download bubble crab. literally just use boomer kuwanger. sting chameleon has a search bar, use it to find toxic seahorse.
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Jojo villains ask “if life is predetermined should you struggle anyway?” And every Joestar says “yes and fuck you, check this shit out” and it’s always the coolest most profound thing I’ve ever seen or read.
December 16, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Jojo villains ask “if life is predetermined should you struggle anyway?” And every Joestar says “yes and fuck you, check this shit out” and it’s always the coolest most profound thing I’ve ever seen or read.
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I was familiar with it before but actually sitting down to read Jojo's Bizarre Adventure is like discovering a new primary color. A bunch of Tom of Finland guys named, like, Grand Funk Railroad and Kiss Alive saying shit like "You actually thought decapitating me would slow me down? Foolish child."
December 16, 2025 at 7:26 PM
I was familiar with it before but actually sitting down to read Jojo's Bizarre Adventure is like discovering a new primary color. A bunch of Tom of Finland guys named, like, Grand Funk Railroad and Kiss Alive saying shit like "You actually thought decapitating me would slow me down? Foolish child."
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Physically I'm at work but mentally I'm here
December 16, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Physically I'm at work but mentally I'm here
I don't wanna go to bed, I wanna keep reading One Piece
December 16, 2025 at 5:59 AM
I don't wanna go to bed, I wanna keep reading One Piece
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Phoenix Wright, divorce lawyer: We'll need to establish paternity in order to receive child support. And I have the results right here! *holds up folder*
A man in the courtroom named Cumin Cider starts looking visibly nervous
A man in the courtroom named Cumin Cider starts looking visibly nervous
December 16, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Phoenix Wright, divorce lawyer: We'll need to establish paternity in order to receive child support. And I have the results right here! *holds up folder*
A man in the courtroom named Cumin Cider starts looking visibly nervous
A man in the courtroom named Cumin Cider starts looking visibly nervous
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An alternate name that was considered when it was first discovered was Dynamosaurus imperiosus, which I love because it means two different paleontologists thought "this one was really bitey. it must have been their king."
December 15, 2025 at 11:02 PM
An alternate name that was considered when it was first discovered was Dynamosaurus imperiosus, which I love because it means two different paleontologists thought "this one was really bitey. it must have been their king."
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"tyrannosaurus rex" is kinda one of the craziest called shots of all time if you think about it some dude in 1905 was like 'this was definitely the most badass dinosaur so I will name it as such' and 120 years of research and new discoveries keeps proving him right.
December 15, 2025 at 7:22 PM
"tyrannosaurus rex" is kinda one of the craziest called shots of all time if you think about it some dude in 1905 was like 'this was definitely the most badass dinosaur so I will name it as such' and 120 years of research and new discoveries keeps proving him right.
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nope nope i do not accept random TEams video calls on my remote day go away coworkers i'm slumped on the couch with 9 double chins and im NOT sitting up straight rn
December 15, 2025 at 7:00 PM
nope nope i do not accept random TEams video calls on my remote day go away coworkers i'm slumped on the couch with 9 double chins and im NOT sitting up straight rn
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Just so I'm clear on this, computer memory has tripled in price because a bunch of it that hasn't been produced yet has been ordered to populate GPUs that aren't installed in data centers that aren't built yet in order to service a demand that doesn't exist to make profits that don't happen.
December 15, 2025 at 12:21 PM
Just so I'm clear on this, computer memory has tripled in price because a bunch of it that hasn't been produced yet has been ordered to populate GPUs that aren't installed in data centers that aren't built yet in order to service a demand that doesn't exist to make profits that don't happen.
I do not want today to start. I just want to read One Piece.
December 15, 2025 at 3:02 PM
I do not want today to start. I just want to read One Piece.
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Pro Tip: Instead of looking for an anime with a "90s aesthetic", just watch a 90s anime. HUGE time saver.
December 14, 2025 at 5:27 AM
Pro Tip: Instead of looking for an anime with a "90s aesthetic", just watch a 90s anime. HUGE time saver.
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Jucika Prepares for the Ball
(Sound design by hypnadot on NG)
(Sound design by hypnadot on NG)
December 14, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Jucika Prepares for the Ball
(Sound design by hypnadot on NG)
(Sound design by hypnadot on NG)
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Do not fucking tell me that my car's ignition and phone's charging port are ceasing to work the same fucking day.
December 13, 2025 at 5:15 AM
Do not fucking tell me that my car's ignition and phone's charging port are ceasing to work the same fucking day.
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I SAW THIS IN A DISCORD ROOM AND I AM FUCKING CACKLING FROM LAUGHTER
#okami #amaterasu #capcom #videogames
#okami #amaterasu #capcom #videogames
December 12, 2025 at 6:59 AM
I SAW THIS IN A DISCORD ROOM AND I AM FUCKING CACKLING FROM LAUGHTER
#okami #amaterasu #capcom #videogames
#okami #amaterasu #capcom #videogames
Me playing Ocarina of Time: "Oh man, if only I had some advice on where to go and how to fight my enemies."
The humble Navi:
The humble Navi:
December 12, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Me playing Ocarina of Time: "Oh man, if only I had some advice on where to go and how to fight my enemies."
The humble Navi:
The humble Navi:
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