geriatric millennial roosevelt
@kafekaigala.bsky.social
Occasional lawyer
My old job is casually asking me to come back and the answer is still no, but it's nice to get some assurances that I didn't totally screw it up while I was there
December 12, 2025 at 3:05 PM
My old job is casually asking me to come back and the answer is still no, but it's nice to get some assurances that I didn't totally screw it up while I was there
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In case you ever needed proof that the Heritage Foundation is not a conservative organization, here we have them cheering on the Federal Government threatening to strip all funding from a state that does not make political decisions the President likes. Any true conservative would be howling.
December 11, 2025 at 8:21 PM
In case you ever needed proof that the Heritage Foundation is not a conservative organization, here we have them cheering on the Federal Government threatening to strip all funding from a state that does not make political decisions the President likes. Any true conservative would be howling.
My husband drives me nuts with his Subaru because he talks like it makes him invincible in the snow 🙄 sir you still have to worry about everyone else on the road!
December 1, 2025 at 7:20 PM
My husband drives me nuts with his Subaru because he talks like it makes him invincible in the snow 🙄 sir you still have to worry about everyone else on the road!
Really great cease fire we have here
Israeli forces on Thursday killed a pair of Palestinian men in the occupied West Bank after they appeared to surrender, drawing Palestinian accusations that the men were executed "in cold blood." n.pr/44yxUms
Israeli forces kill Palestinian men in West Bank after they appear to surrender
Israeli forces on Thursday killed a pair of Palestinian men in the occupied West Bank after they appeared to surrender, drawing Palestinian accusations that the men were executed "in cold blood."
n.pr
November 28, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Really great cease fire we have here
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Trump has trampled the Constitution, trashed the economy, and ceded the next century to China. Someone in my replies on Bluesky used the word "Latinx". I have never felt more politically homeless.
November 28, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Trump has trampled the Constitution, trashed the economy, and ceded the next century to China. Someone in my replies on Bluesky used the word "Latinx". I have never felt more politically homeless.
I'm not a first amendment lawyer but I don't think there's a first amendment right to price fix
BREAKING: RealPage is suing New York, challenging a new state law that bans landlords from using algorithms to set rents.
RealPage claims that its software, which landlords have used to collude on rents, is protected by the First Amendment.
RealPage claims that its software, which landlords have used to collude on rents, is protected by the First Amendment.
November 26, 2025 at 9:19 PM
I'm not a first amendment lawyer but I don't think there's a first amendment right to price fix
I want to make a family tradition of international travel over Thanksgiving and I know my extended family will be devastated if I start acting on this plan next year. But I really dread holidays and I would rather just leave.
November 26, 2025 at 9:18 PM
I want to make a family tradition of international travel over Thanksgiving and I know my extended family will be devastated if I start acting on this plan next year. But I really dread holidays and I would rather just leave.
I love in rem case names. "United States v. 286,161 bottles, 209 dietary supplement cookie packs, and 45,521 packs, boxes or granules, more or less, of an article of food"
November 25, 2025 at 9:38 PM
I love in rem case names. "United States v. 286,161 bottles, 209 dietary supplement cookie packs, and 45,521 packs, boxes or granules, more or less, of an article of food"
Someone smarter than I am, please tell me what the play is here
Marjorie Taylor Greene:
“I have too much self respect and dignity, love my family way too much, and do not want my sweet district to have to endure a hurtful and hateful primary against me by the President we all fought for…”
“I have too much self respect and dignity, love my family way too much, and do not want my sweet district to have to endure a hurtful and hateful primary against me by the President we all fought for…”
November 22, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Someone smarter than I am, please tell me what the play is here
Not to be all "not all men" but my husband thinks 17 year olds are children, so...
A man in his 40s, like Hanania, is attracted to 17-year-olds because he sees girls & women as things, not people.
As things, they look woman-shaped, so someone like Hanania thinks this is fine.
But if you see them as people, a 17-year-old is someone who not that long ago was in elementary school.
As things, they look woman-shaped, so someone like Hanania thinks this is fine.
But if you see them as people, a 17-year-old is someone who not that long ago was in elementary school.
November 18, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Not to be all "not all men" but my husband thinks 17 year olds are children, so...
Tell me why it took multiple visits to urgent care for "my child cries when she's peeing" for them to decide it's a UTI 🙄 "hmm seems like she's constipated" great, glad we start disregarding women's health while they're young
November 18, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Tell me why it took multiple visits to urgent care for "my child cries when she's peeing" for them to decide it's a UTI 🙄 "hmm seems like she's constipated" great, glad we start disregarding women's health while they're young
"Well, if having sex with a minor makes you a pedophile, then I guess I'm a pedophile, too!" - MAGA
November 17, 2025 at 6:26 PM
"Well, if having sex with a minor makes you a pedophile, then I guess I'm a pedophile, too!" - MAGA
I have not eaten a meal in two days and the kids are refusing to sleep I just want to go to bed and try to sleep off this stomach thing
November 5, 2025 at 3:14 AM
I have not eaten a meal in two days and the kids are refusing to sleep I just want to go to bed and try to sleep off this stomach thing
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A Muslim is elected mayor of NYC on the day Dick Cheney dies. The world is healing.
November 5, 2025 at 3:04 AM
A Muslim is elected mayor of NYC on the day Dick Cheney dies. The world is healing.
I am exhausted and freezing and nauseated so I'm not sure how I'm going to get this letter out today
November 4, 2025 at 2:37 PM
I am exhausted and freezing and nauseated so I'm not sure how I'm going to get this letter out today
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Remember, they're currently arguing that Biden's pardons are illegitimate because he signed the actual forms with an autopen.
Trump, meanwhile, repeatedly insists he knows nothing at all about one of his very controversial pardons. Never heard of the guy!
Sorta seems like a problem.
Trump, meanwhile, repeatedly insists he knows nothing at all about one of his very controversial pardons. Never heard of the guy!
Sorta seems like a problem.
O'DONNELL: Why did you pardon Changpeng Zhao?
TRUMP: Are you ready? I don't know who he is
O'DONNELL: His crypto exchange Binance helped facilitate a $2b purchase of World Liberty Financial's stablecoin. And they you pardoned him.
TRUMP: Here's the thing -- I know nothing about it
TRUMP: Are you ready? I don't know who he is
O'DONNELL: His crypto exchange Binance helped facilitate a $2b purchase of World Liberty Financial's stablecoin. And they you pardoned him.
TRUMP: Here's the thing -- I know nothing about it
November 3, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Remember, they're currently arguing that Biden's pardons are illegitimate because he signed the actual forms with an autopen.
Trump, meanwhile, repeatedly insists he knows nothing at all about one of his very controversial pardons. Never heard of the guy!
Sorta seems like a problem.
Trump, meanwhile, repeatedly insists he knows nothing at all about one of his very controversial pardons. Never heard of the guy!
Sorta seems like a problem.
I really can't stand Josh Allen and that stupid tush push
November 2, 2025 at 10:38 PM
I really can't stand Josh Allen and that stupid tush push
The moment I saw yamamoto warming up I knew it was probably just a matter of time
November 2, 2025 at 4:20 AM
The moment I saw yamamoto warming up I knew it was probably just a matter of time
Update I fucking hate baseball
Update I love baseball
I hate baseball
November 2, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Update I fucking hate baseball
Update I love baseball
I hate baseball
November 2, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Update I love baseball
I hate baseball
November 2, 2025 at 4:08 AM
I hate baseball
Unfortunately having flashbacks to when the Giants brought in Bumgarner and we had the most disappointing end of game 7
November 2, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Unfortunately having flashbacks to when the Giants brought in Bumgarner and we had the most disappointing end of game 7
lol the Canadian fan sign said please at the end
November 2, 2025 at 3:59 AM
lol the Canadian fan sign said please at the end
Insert Michael Scott "no god please no nooooo"
November 2, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Insert Michael Scott "no god please no nooooo"