"Well, if having sex with a minor makes you a pedophile, then I guess I'm a pedophile, too!" - MAGA

Me when my husband decides to take the long way and uses the drive to listen to a new metal album

My daughter had me in frustrated, defeated tears an hour past bedtime tonight. Then she gave me the sweetest hug and asked me to stay with her for a few minutes. And then this resurfaced on my feed. And now I'm crying again. I hope she knows I love her.

Can't stop thinking about this airport/beach in St Maarten. Gotta be at least a half dozen reasons not to go there

I'm hearing circus music in my head

The nearby thrift shop has officially jumped the shark, charging $70 for an old misshapen Kid Rock T-shirt

Me @ rejection letters

Does this count as a meme

I'm told this is Travis Kelce and Patrick Mahomes and they are crying

Speaking of food, please enjoy this recipe from my Palestinian cookbook. It's fried eggs. It's just fried eggs.