And if you're lucky, some ugly china sets or crystal with lead in it!

Was this party planned by a committee of alcoholics or

Growing up I thought I hated mashed potatoes. Turns out my mom just tries to make them healthy. Just add the butter, mom.

Also sorry to get personal on the timeline but he is not impotent

On a superficial level it makes sense that we focus on the lack of maternity leave in the US but leave for a non birthing parent is also crucial and I don't get why we don't try to push that as a package deal. I would have lost it without my husband home.

Even without the nut allergy issue it's an odd choice because they're kind of polarizing. I love pistachios but could see a lot of people just throwing them away