TIL Matthew Lillard (whose character Stu died in Scream) has a background cameo in Scream 2

ICE Agent Decides He Wants Kids After Seeing Incredible Love And Devotion Of Parents Begging Him Not To Take Their Child
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This looks lit

"Sorry, your game sold millions of copies but our projections said it should have sold at least fifteen trillion for shareholders to be satisfied, so we're going to have to fire all of you. Now watch the news unquestioningly report that your game was a commercial failure. Probably because of woke."

Bernie Sanders grilling RFK Jr for selling anti-vaccination onesies is the energy I needed today.

if we staff ICE with Uvalde police officers, they'll never enter schools

they’ve been out for 6 days they can’t help themselves

the great part about social media is every new day is a new opportunity to witness the worst thing you’ve ever seen

Believing there's a heaven and hell is like the only thing keeping me going in this current climate

In the gym with the unholiest bloat ever

Is Elon Musk on Bluesky? Because if he's not, we have the chance to do the funniest thing

Ridiculously proud of my fantastic wife for being on national TV talking about her experiences as a guide dog owner and the issues she's faced #BBCBreakfast

Just finished A Man on The Inside. New comfort show definitely.

Honestly, the transfer over from Twitter is going to be arduous, but worth it I feel

Trying to think of an iconic first tweet, but alas I can't. I will say though. I'm seriously enjoying replaying the Titanfall 2 campaign and will 100% that badboy soon.