Justin Morton
@justmort.bsky.social
Public defender in Eastern Oregon. Love the Blazers, Ducks and Beavs.
Just want people I follow to know I’m not a bot.
Just want people I follow to know I’m not a bot.
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Rob Reiner: I'm going to make a coming of age drama, a fantasy adventure story, a romantic comedy, a psychological horror and then a courtroom drama.
Us: Across your entire career?
Reiner: In a 6 year period.
Us: That sounds-
Reiner: -Each one will be arguably the best movie in that genre.
Us: Across your entire career?
Reiner: In a 6 year period.
Us: That sounds-
Reiner: -Each one will be arguably the best movie in that genre.
December 15, 2025 at 8:04 AM
Rob Reiner: I'm going to make a coming of age drama, a fantasy adventure story, a romantic comedy, a psychological horror and then a courtroom drama.
Us: Across your entire career?
Reiner: In a 6 year period.
Us: That sounds-
Reiner: -Each one will be arguably the best movie in that genre.
Us: Across your entire career?
Reiner: In a 6 year period.
Us: That sounds-
Reiner: -Each one will be arguably the best movie in that genre.
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Lane Kiffin seeing the Michigan job open
a man sitting in a chair with the words i changed my mind written on the screen
ALT: a man sitting in a chair with the words i changed my mind written on the screen
media.tenor.com
December 10, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Lane Kiffin seeing the Michigan job open
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*youth pastor voice*
Let me tell you kids about another carpenter who wasn’t very popular with the authorities
Let me tell you kids about another carpenter who wasn’t very popular with the authorities
Sabrina Carpenter made the White House delete their fuck ass tweet.
December 5, 2025 at 9:10 PM
*youth pastor voice*
Let me tell you kids about another carpenter who wasn’t very popular with the authorities
Let me tell you kids about another carpenter who wasn’t very popular with the authorities
Probably an unpopular opinion, but I would love Trump to run for President in 2028. I think he gets crushed.
Trump posts an image of him holding a sign that reads, “Trump 2028, yes!”
November 29, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Probably an unpopular opinion, but I would love Trump to run for President in 2028. I think he gets crushed.
Morrow County is wild.
'The Precedent Is Flint': How Oregon's Data Center Boom Is Supercharging a Water Crisis
Amazon data centers constructed in eastern Oregon's farmland have worsened a water pollution problem that’s been linked to cancer and miscarriages.
www.rollingstone.com
November 26, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Morrow County is wild.
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Mamdani-Trump 2028
November 21, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Mamdani-Trump 2028
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[looks around for jake tapper] hey man, do you, uh, want to write about this?
Trump: AOC is low IQ. If you give her an IQ test, have her pass like the exams that I decided to take when I was at Walter Reed. Those are very hard…
The first couple of questions are easy. A tiger, an elephant, a giraffe..
The first couple of questions are easy. A tiger, an elephant, a giraffe..
October 27, 2025 at 11:44 AM
[looks around for jake tapper] hey man, do you, uh, want to write about this?
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Portlanders Protest Trump With Naked Bike Ride
YouTube video by BikePortland
www.youtube.com
October 13, 2025 at 7:46 PM
I love her most in Father of the Bride.
October 12, 2025 at 2:23 AM
I love her most in Father of the Bride.
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If you’re in Portland and pissed off about the cancellation of Jimmy Kimmel, here’s a good guide as to what you can do.
Our local Sinclair station is KATU, and the post includes a list of last night’s advertisers. www.bojack2.com/2025/09/acti...
Our local Sinclair station is KATU, and the post includes a list of last night’s advertisers. www.bojack2.com/2025/09/acti...
Acting locally about Kimmel
I'm interrupting my current blog hiatus (which has been quite positive; I'll write about it soon) for what I consider a public service. Any...
www.bojack2.com
September 19, 2025 at 4:08 PM
If you’re in Portland and pissed off about the cancellation of Jimmy Kimmel, here’s a good guide as to what you can do.
Our local Sinclair station is KATU, and the post includes a list of last night’s advertisers. www.bojack2.com/2025/09/acti...
Our local Sinclair station is KATU, and the post includes a list of last night’s advertisers. www.bojack2.com/2025/09/acti...
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If the price of God’s mysterious plan is the lives of innocent children, then perhaps it is a plan not worth worshiping.
August 28, 2025 at 7:54 PM
If the price of God’s mysterious plan is the lives of innocent children, then perhaps it is a plan not worth worshiping.
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BREAKING: A new experiment in Philly shows cash rental assistance slashed homelessness rates by 57–67%.
August 21, 2025 at 11:35 PM
BREAKING: A new experiment in Philly shows cash rental assistance slashed homelessness rates by 57–67%.
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Good questions.
Opinion | I Covered the Epstein Case for Decades. These Are the 9 Questions We Actually Need Answered.
www.nytimes.com
July 24, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Good questions.
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The little girls at Camp Mystic had abundant faith but no flood sirens.
Dan Patrick: "In times like this, no one objects to us praying in the public square ... we'll install sirens, we'll improve our warning systems, we'll take care of all of those issues. But it's faith that will get us through this."
July 11, 2025 at 4:23 PM
The little girls at Camp Mystic had abundant faith but no flood sirens.
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We don't talk enough about the total financial ruin defendants face when the state brings an absurd case like this. They prosecuted Karen Read for years while law enforcement engaged in blatant misconduct—and she lost both her jobs, her home, and her life savings. It's bullshit.
June 18, 2025 at 9:50 PM
We don't talk enough about the total financial ruin defendants face when the state brings an absurd case like this. They prosecuted Karen Read for years while law enforcement engaged in blatant misconduct—and she lost both her jobs, her home, and her life savings. It's bullshit.
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The entire plot of Andor S2 is about the Empire creating a bloody civil disturbance and then blaming the resulting violence on the previously peaceful protestors.
June 9, 2025 at 2:29 AM
The entire plot of Andor S2 is about the Empire creating a bloody civil disturbance and then blaming the resulting violence on the previously peaceful protestors.
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I feel bad for our country. But this is tremendous content
June 5, 2025 at 6:46 PM
I feel bad for our country. But this is tremendous content
@trailblazers.bsky.social hey please no Kevin O’Connor on my TV. I really don’t need Elon Musk fanboys right now.
April 12, 2025 at 1:38 AM
@trailblazers.bsky.social hey please no Kevin O’Connor on my TV. I really don’t need Elon Musk fanboys right now.
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al pacino on that time he was very high at the oscars
March 2, 2025 at 7:07 PM
al pacino on that time he was very high at the oscars
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Snoop and Tom Brady: say no to hate
Kendrick: actually
Kendrick: actually
February 10, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Snoop and Tom Brady: say no to hate
Kendrick: actually
Kendrick: actually
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Matt Gaetz Attorney General! Not even mad! Cackling like a maniac. Nothing matters. Let it burn. The country will be a neverending Miss Teen Universe contest by August.
November 13, 2024 at 8:33 PM
Matt Gaetz Attorney General! Not even mad! Cackling like a maniac. Nothing matters. Let it burn. The country will be a neverending Miss Teen Universe contest by August.