Justin Haugens
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Dad Advice of the Day: use a cold chisel and mallet to break up solidified salt.
I know how to say Cointreau because of Aubrey Plaza.
November 27, 2025 at 6:49 AM
I know how to say Cointreau because of Aubrey Plaza.
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There is a post circulating on Bluesky encouraging the moving of a frozen turkey straight into a pot of hot oil. We are combating this misinformation the best way we know how - through the power of dance music.
November 23, 2025 at 1:31 PM
There is a post circulating on Bluesky encouraging the moving of a frozen turkey straight into a pot of hot oil. We are combating this misinformation the best way we know how - through the power of dance music.
Do you see it? I see it, but do you? Ugh...
November 20, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Do you see it? I see it, but do you? Ugh...
WHY AM I SO INTRIGUED BY THE TROUBLES?
November 19, 2025 at 8:59 PM
WHY AM I SO INTRIGUED BY THE TROUBLES?
Why do so many drivers seem surprised when they approach a stop sign as if they don’t know most Chicagoland streets have a stop sign at every intersection?
November 19, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Why do so many drivers seem surprised when they approach a stop sign as if they don’t know most Chicagoland streets have a stop sign at every intersection?
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The first attempt at squeegee painting with B.
November 19, 2025 at 4:18 AM
The first attempt at squeegee painting with B.
You ever think about just about everybody is *really* good at something and much of it is timing and exposure like parents enrolling them at the right time for the kid to take it up and end up among the best?
November 19, 2025 at 1:51 AM
You ever think about just about everybody is *really* good at something and much of it is timing and exposure like parents enrolling them at the right time for the kid to take it up and end up among the best?
Chickpea spaghetti is also terrible, nor cheap.
November 19, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Chickpea spaghetti is also terrible, nor cheap.
Ugly wins for the Packers and Bears today aye?
November 16, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Ugly wins for the Packers and Bears today aye?
The city of Broadview and its leaders should understand if you’re going to allow government agencies outside of your municipal operation, it will open up “outside” protesters. Are we only suppose to protest within our community even if it’s a county, state, or federal agency?
November 15, 2025 at 7:14 PM
The city of Broadview and its leaders should understand if you’re going to allow government agencies outside of your municipal operation, it will open up “outside” protesters. Are we only suppose to protest within our community even if it’s a county, state, or federal agency?
Dear @davidstruett.bsky.social and @chicago.suntimes.com:
IT IS NOT A BAILOUT.
So much for projecting itself as the newspaper for the people.
IT IS NOT A BAILOUT.
So much for projecting itself as the newspaper for the people.
'Metra’s leaders approved a budget that spares riders from a fare hike next year, but they acknowledged it won’t be an express train to the hoped-for transformational service expansion.' chicago.suntimes.com/transportati...
Metra approves budget with no fare hike, 'modest' service increase
The agency won't see any service cuts next year, thanks to the $1.5 billion transit bailout passed in Springfield last month. But Metra's $1.2 billion proposed budget, passed Thursday by the agency's ...
chicago.suntimes.com
November 13, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Dear @davidstruett.bsky.social and @chicago.suntimes.com:
IT IS NOT A BAILOUT.
So much for projecting itself as the newspaper for the people.
IT IS NOT A BAILOUT.
So much for projecting itself as the newspaper for the people.
Imagine how much fuel, and maintenance cost, drivers would save if they simply drove slower and coasted then slightly braked to stop.
Finally driving my first EV and can’t be the only middle aged dad now *obsessed* with regenerative braking and getting as many miles as humanly possible.
November 12, 2025 at 6:33 AM
Imagine how much fuel, and maintenance cost, drivers would save if they simply drove slower and coasted then slightly braked to stop.
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tfw when I'm not allowed to see the aurora borealis
November 12, 2025 at 2:35 AM
tfw when I'm not allowed to see the aurora borealis
They’re blowing snow at Cascade Mountain if you’re inclined to make a trip up there soon.
November 10, 2025 at 4:41 PM
They’re blowing snow at Cascade Mountain if you’re inclined to make a trip up there soon.
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❄️ Winter weather has arrived! Salt enhances safety & helps with icy conditions, but excessive salt use can also harm our local water environment, fish, wildlife, insects, bodies of water, soil, & the paws of our four-legged friends. 🐕 🐈 🐢🐟 🦅🦝🐾
Learn to #SaltSmart this winter! mwrd.org/salt
Learn to #SaltSmart this winter! mwrd.org/salt
November 10, 2025 at 2:10 PM
❄️ Winter weather has arrived! Salt enhances safety & helps with icy conditions, but excessive salt use can also harm our local water environment, fish, wildlife, insects, bodies of water, soil, & the paws of our four-legged friends. 🐕 🐈 🐢🐟 🦅🦝🐾
Learn to #SaltSmart this winter! mwrd.org/salt
Learn to #SaltSmart this winter! mwrd.org/salt
Good morning America, how are ya? Don’t you know, democrats fucked us again? I’m the train they call the Hiawatha…
November 10, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Good morning America, how are ya? Don’t you know, democrats fucked us again? I’m the train they call the Hiawatha…
@ericmbudd.com www.instagram.com/reel/DQuiaxT... here you go
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November 9, 2025 at 3:44 PM
@ericmbudd.com www.instagram.com/reel/DQuiaxT... here you go
What could be better than a fresh bag of Garrett’s Chicago mix?
November 9, 2025 at 12:25 AM
What could be better than a fresh bag of Garrett’s Chicago mix?
E loves butternut squash soup and he's getting some serious nutrient load from it. Butternut squash, onions, carrots, garlic, shallots all roasted and blended with coconut milk and broth in the end.
November 7, 2025 at 6:40 PM
E loves butternut squash soup and he's getting some serious nutrient load from it. Butternut squash, onions, carrots, garlic, shallots all roasted and blended with coconut milk and broth in the end.
It is absolutely fucking wild that the Chicago Sun Times with union labor refers to the transit bill as a "bailout."
CTA planning 24-he service on the Orange Line!
Exciting news. Also, lame to see Fran characterizing transit funding as a “bailout”. You’ll NEVER hear that terminology used for roads and highways.
chicago.suntimes.com/fran-spielma...
Exciting news. Also, lame to see Fran characterizing transit funding as a “bailout”. You’ll NEVER hear that terminology used for roads and highways.
chicago.suntimes.com/fran-spielma...
November 7, 2025 at 5:03 AM
It is absolutely fucking wild that the Chicago Sun Times with union labor refers to the transit bill as a "bailout."
Must have locked his knees. Never lock your knees!
November 6, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Must have locked his knees. Never lock your knees!
Man, I love those trees!
November 6, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Man, I love those trees!