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Justin
@justinharris.bsky.social
An illiterate writer

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remember that one thanksgiving 15 years ago when lebron tweeted a blurry picture of a turkey with the caption “goggle goggle”?
November 28, 2024 at 5:00 PM
my god, big rand literally moved like a trombone on that bucket
November 16, 2025 at 2:13 AM
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my desire to have rudy gobert off the wolves just isn't about whether they are a better team or not it's just that i'm going to die one day and i do not want to spend that limited time watching a grown man bat a basketball around like a child
November 4, 2025 at 12:17 AM
having to watch these fucking aaron lewis concert commercials on fanduel network is far and away the worst part of this wolves season. “i’m american as it gets”? fuck off pal. i’d rather listen to rudy talk about 5g frequencies than that garbage.
November 1, 2025 at 11:46 PM
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as someone who has had to lean on joyce uptown food shelf a handful of times this is super appreciated!! other things that will help them out are paper bag (with handles!!) and egg carton donations :)
October 31, 2025 at 4:39 PM
my wonderful wife @chrissyharris.bsky.social had a great idea to raise money in our neighborhood for local food shelves and mutual aid
October 31, 2025 at 4:38 PM
i have never hated a set of hands more than i hate rudy gobert’s spatula mitts. can’t believe i’ve watched this shit for four years.
October 30, 2025 at 3:44 AM
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The folks at Women’s Prison Book Project are doing an October spooky book drive. See the (already vetted, so they are more likely to be accepted by the prisons who ban so many books) wishlists here! linktr.ee/wpbp
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October 25, 2025 at 12:39 PM
1. martyrs
2. hereditary
3. climax
4. the descent
Quote this with the first four Horror movies that come to your mind that are 10/10s for you. No cheating. Just the first four that pop into your head.

I'll go first:
-Silence of the Lambs
-I Saw the Devil
-Coherence
-Jaws
October 15, 2025 at 10:14 PM
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Tom Izzo just burst out of a drum.
October 4, 2025 at 2:00 AM
oh my god he cooked him!
fateh lists frey’s failures
September 26, 2025 at 4:18 PM
still true
everything went to shit after bosa wore that maga hat
September 22, 2025 at 6:57 PM
that was an absolutely perfect moon drop throw by ol macaroni jones
September 21, 2025 at 10:44 PM
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"I just want to say, go birds, fuck ICE and free Palestine," "Hacks" star Hannah Einbinder at the #Emmys
September 15, 2025 at 12:50 AM
now watch this drive
September 12, 2025 at 4:06 PM
i remember some 49ers
September 2, 2025 at 6:54 PM
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This summer Twin Cities DSA members have talked with thousands Mpls residents about the need for a $20 minimum wage, halting rent hikes and an end to MPD assisting ICE. It's clear our neighbors want a Mpls that's affordable and accountable to us.

Join us: actionnetwork.org/forms/twin-c...
August 25, 2025 at 3:28 PM
this was fun and not scary at all!
We had an incredible @omarfatehmn.com collab doorknock! Of the volunteers there yesterday, almost every single person was a first-time doorknocker🧡 Omar and I are working hard to win in November and then build a city that everyone can afford. Join us next time! actionnetwork.org/forms/knock-...
August 24, 2025 at 4:04 PM
this is extremely cool
August 19, 2025 at 4:06 PM
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There needs to be a congressional investigation into ICE and its practices. The agency needs to be completely dissolved and its agents and officers need to be prosecuted for any and all crimes committed.
August 17, 2025 at 3:14 AM
connor stalions must have been helping jake moody cheat too. i’m not sure how, exactly, but there’s no other way to explain why he’s so bad in the nfl
August 16, 2025 at 9:44 PM
fred rappin over a dang streets of rage beat
Gas Station Sushi
Freddie Gibbs, The Alchemist · Alfredo 2 · Song · 2025
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July 25, 2025 at 4:35 PM
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when they close it all up, I do believe this will go down as the funniest video on the internet
July 24, 2025 at 7:51 PM
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I am incredibly honored to be the DFL endorsed candidate for Minneapolis Mayor. This endorsement is a message that Minneapolis residents are done with broken promises, vetoes, and politics as usual. It’s a mandate to build a city that works for all of us. fatehformayor.com/donate
July 20, 2025 at 2:41 AM
"I was bargaining on a softness to it. The newness of death."
My mother called me which is a rare enough thing so I was already like uhoh who died and she said Luke in a tone of voice I hadn’t heard in a long time and my heart sank. She had just gotten a call from someone claiming to me be who sounded like me she said www.welcometohellworld.com/even-god-can...
Even God cannot hear us here
My mother called me which is a rare enough thing so I was already like uh oh who died and she said Luke in a tone of voice I hadn’t heard in a long time and my heart sank. She had just gotten a call f...
www.welcometohellworld.com
July 18, 2025 at 4:23 PM