Justin Andell
@justinandell.bsky.social
Stockton University 2026
The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma
The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma
Every time I see someone posting about Iran and World War III, I add them to my growing list of “would have been gullible enough to support the Iraq War” Bingo Sheet
June 21, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Every time I see someone posting about Iran and World War III, I add them to my growing list of “would have been gullible enough to support the Iraq War” Bingo Sheet
Tilly Edinger’s first described specimen after she moved to the US
June 17, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Tilly Edinger’s first described specimen after she moved to the US
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now that Newsom has apparently decided now is the moment to throw trans people under the bus in service of his overwhelming ambition, I return once again to one of my oldest political maxims
do not trust a man who smiles like this
do not trust a man who smiles like this
March 6, 2025 at 5:07 PM
now that Newsom has apparently decided now is the moment to throw trans people under the bus in service of his overwhelming ambition, I return once again to one of my oldest political maxims
do not trust a man who smiles like this
do not trust a man who smiles like this
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“Those nasty Canadians are ripping us off and are controlled by Mexican cartels. They’re poisoning us with fentanyl and need to become the 51st state or they will pay a high price” is a belief that literally ZERO Americans had six weeks ago. It’s entirely invented from scratch.
March 6, 2025 at 2:23 AM
“Those nasty Canadians are ripping us off and are controlled by Mexican cartels. They’re poisoning us with fentanyl and need to become the 51st state or they will pay a high price” is a belief that literally ZERO Americans had six weeks ago. It’s entirely invented from scratch.
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Major news! A court in Montana has just declared SB458, a bill that "defines sex" in a way that ends the legal recognition of transgender people in Montana, as facially unconstitutional.
This is the first time a bill defining sex has been ruled on!
Huge win for trans people in MT!
This is the first time a bill defining sex has been ruled on!
Huge win for trans people in MT!
February 19, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Major news! A court in Montana has just declared SB458, a bill that "defines sex" in a way that ends the legal recognition of transgender people in Montana, as facially unconstitutional.
This is the first time a bill defining sex has been ruled on!
Huge win for trans people in MT!
This is the first time a bill defining sex has been ruled on!
Huge win for trans people in MT!
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Every one of these guys thinks they’re Oppenheimer mixed with Andrew Carnegie and they own something called SplortDotCom that got bought by Boozoo
2025 will go down as the year when all the subtext became text
February 6, 2025 at 12:24 PM
Every one of these guys thinks they’re Oppenheimer mixed with Andrew Carnegie and they own something called SplortDotCom that got bought by Boozoo
Wishing a not good day to any professor who says, “review your notes” to equations they showed us two minutes ago
February 3, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Wishing a not good day to any professor who says, “review your notes” to equations they showed us two minutes ago
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PLINY THE ELDER: it says here that roasted millipedes are a cure for asthma
RFK Jr: correct
PLINY: and boiled frogs fix whooping cough?
RFK Jr: also true
CATO THE ELDER: and a flock of flying birds…
RFK Jr: yes, yes, can predict the shape and size of an infant’s cranium
RFK Jr: correct
PLINY: and boiled frogs fix whooping cough?
RFK Jr: also true
CATO THE ELDER: and a flock of flying birds…
RFK Jr: yes, yes, can predict the shape and size of an infant’s cranium
January 29, 2025 at 5:21 PM
PLINY THE ELDER: it says here that roasted millipedes are a cure for asthma
RFK Jr: correct
PLINY: and boiled frogs fix whooping cough?
RFK Jr: also true
CATO THE ELDER: and a flock of flying birds…
RFK Jr: yes, yes, can predict the shape and size of an infant’s cranium
RFK Jr: correct
PLINY: and boiled frogs fix whooping cough?
RFK Jr: also true
CATO THE ELDER: and a flock of flying birds…
RFK Jr: yes, yes, can predict the shape and size of an infant’s cranium
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Completely annihilated my Twitter from orbit, I refuse to stay on a place run by a literal nazi
January 29, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Completely annihilated my Twitter from orbit, I refuse to stay on a place run by a literal nazi
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You were the the best little gremlin in the whole world, and there’s not a day that’ll go by where I won’t love and miss you with my entire being. You lived a long life, despite what felt like your efforts to get into as much shit as possible. Rest easy, Cheerio, you’ll always be my little baby man💔
January 28, 2025 at 4:40 PM
You were the the best little gremlin in the whole world, and there’s not a day that’ll go by where I won’t love and miss you with my entire being. You lived a long life, despite what felt like your efforts to get into as much shit as possible. Rest easy, Cheerio, you’ll always be my little baby man💔
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The key element that the Jurassic World movies lack, compared to the original and The Lost World, is balding guys in the cast
January 27, 2025 at 1:36 AM
The key element that the Jurassic World movies lack, compared to the original and The Lost World, is balding guys in the cast
Geology Prof: “Later on in the semester you guys will be drawing Phase Diagrams from memory on the board and NOT cartoons”
Me: “That’s actually a Face Diagram that I drew from memory”
Me: “That’s actually a Face Diagram that I drew from memory”
January 23, 2025 at 12:33 PM
Geology Prof: “Later on in the semester you guys will be drawing Phase Diagrams from memory on the board and NOT cartoons”
Me: “That’s actually a Face Diagram that I drew from memory”
Me: “That’s actually a Face Diagram that I drew from memory”
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I’m spreading the word about a petition from some friends of mine in support of the paleontological research institution, a remarkable museum which is unfortunately in danger of closing forever soon. www.change.org/p/save-the-m...
Sign the Petition
Save the Museum of the Earth from Imminent Closure
www.change.org
January 20, 2025 at 10:19 PM
I’m spreading the word about a petition from some friends of mine in support of the paleontological research institution, a remarkable museum which is unfortunately in danger of closing forever soon. www.change.org/p/save-the-m...
I was made aware of something incredibly unfortunate about my favorite Neotype
January 15, 2025 at 5:32 PM
I was made aware of something incredibly unfortunate about my favorite Neotype
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Join me and these amazing musicians for Valentine's Day!
January 13, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Join me and these amazing musicians for Valentine's Day!
I almost told my friends that I am John Lennon’s biggest hater, but then I realized that I am a Silver Medalist John Lennon Hater at best
December 29, 2024 at 4:09 PM
I almost told my friends that I am John Lennon’s biggest hater, but then I realized that I am a Silver Medalist John Lennon Hater at best
Imagine not only being hunted to extinction by a hairless bipedal ape, but having those same apes carve your likeness into a fragment of your teeth after hunting you. I would simply find a way to haunt them forever
Edouard Lartet’s 1864 discovery of this mammoth engraved on a mammoth tusk at La Madeleine in France provided clear evidence that humans had lived there alongside extinct ice age animals
December 14, 2024 at 5:54 PM
Imagine not only being hunted to extinction by a hairless bipedal ape, but having those same apes carve your likeness into a fragment of your teeth after hunting you. I would simply find a way to haunt them forever
The seals to any hiker named Tony
December 14, 2024 at 5:03 PM
The seals to any hiker named Tony
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The (level 20) Archbishop of Paris uses his +5 Holy Staff of Radiant Holiness to open the doors of Notre Dame again:
www.reuters.com/world/europe...
www.reuters.com/world/europe...
December 8, 2024 at 7:24 AM
The (level 20) Archbishop of Paris uses his +5 Holy Staff of Radiant Holiness to open the doors of Notre Dame again:
www.reuters.com/world/europe...
www.reuters.com/world/europe...
ANTERIOR CROCODILE ALLIGATOR, I DRIVE A CHEVROLET MOVIE THE-ATER
December 1, 2024 at 6:48 PM
ANTERIOR CROCODILE ALLIGATOR, I DRIVE A CHEVROLET MOVIE THE-ATER
Led my first Paleobiology Lecture/Lab the other week. I decided to include a pathological Walrus Baculum as one of the specimens. The look of indifference on the faces of the women in the class compared to the looks of horror on the faces of the men in the class was truly an incredible contrast
November 23, 2024 at 5:39 PM
Led my first Paleobiology Lecture/Lab the other week. I decided to include a pathological Walrus Baculum as one of the specimens. The look of indifference on the faces of the women in the class compared to the looks of horror on the faces of the men in the class was truly an incredible contrast
Hi, my name is Justin, you should use pens instead of pencils when creating a map in the field for the first time ever
Introduce yourself with your worst feedback from school:
I'm Jess and I'm too angry. I'd rather focus on what's interesting than what's required, I'm too disorganized to get anywhere in life, and I'm disrespectful bc I always have to fidget or draw.
I'm Jess and I'm too angry. I'd rather focus on what's interesting than what's required, I'm too disorganized to get anywhere in life, and I'm disrespectful bc I always have to fidget or draw.
Introduce yourself with your worst feedback from school:
I'm Catherine and I lack ambition.
I'm Catherine and, as a girl, I go too slow in math.
😂😂😂
I'm Catherine and I lack ambition.
I'm Catherine and, as a girl, I go too slow in math.
😂😂😂
November 22, 2024 at 3:46 PM
Hi, my name is Justin, you should use pens instead of pencils when creating a map in the field for the first time ever
Some of my first Cambrian fossils seen in the field, burrows of Skolithos at the type locality for this ichnotaxon
November 22, 2024 at 1:07 PM
Some of my first Cambrian fossils seen in the field, burrows of Skolithos at the type locality for this ichnotaxon