🌹Project Hansen🌹
@justin--s.bsky.social
Someone peed on this max. The evidence is right there, next to the cig butt and empty can of hard seltzer.
January 5, 2026 at 11:00 PM
Someone peed on this max. The evidence is right there, next to the cig butt and empty can of hard seltzer.
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blazers lasso the spurs and take home win no. 16
January 4, 2026 at 3:31 AM
blazers lasso the spurs and take home win no. 16
BREAKING:
SANTA OUT 4-6 WEEKS WITH ANKLE SPRAIN.
SANTA OUT 4-6 WEEKS WITH ANKLE SPRAIN.
can we postpone christmas
December 18, 2025 at 12:53 AM
BREAKING:
SANTA OUT 4-6 WEEKS WITH ANKLE SPRAIN.
SANTA OUT 4-6 WEEKS WITH ANKLE SPRAIN.
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The last 10 seconds here are gold. Lmao
GLASHEEN: Antifa is our primary concern right now. That's the most immediate violent threat we're facing
BENNIE THOMPSON: Where is antifa headquartered?
GLASHEEN: ... ... ... we are building out the infrastructure right now
THOMPSON: What does that mean?
BENNIE THOMPSON: Where is antifa headquartered?
GLASHEEN: ... ... ... we are building out the infrastructure right now
THOMPSON: What does that mean?
December 11, 2025 at 5:15 PM
The last 10 seconds here are gold. Lmao
The ability to adapt.
Cant play the same way due to ever changing personnel? Asking Forwards to playmake and guards to rebound? Starting lineup of all wings? No worries. We’ll find a way to compete.
Cant play the same way due to ever changing personnel? Asking Forwards to playmake and guards to rebound? Starting lineup of all wings? No worries. We’ll find a way to compete.
Repost with a positive thing about the Blazers this season:
Despite all the injuries, this team still fights & have been able to put themselves into a position to win games.
Despite all the injuries, this team still fights & have been able to put themselves into a position to win games.
Repost with a positive thing about the Blazers this season:
The lesser known new guys like Blake Wesley and Sidy Cissoko are so fun and easy to like. I’ve enjoyed watching them grow with this team!
The lesser known new guys like Blake Wesley and Sidy Cissoko are so fun and easy to like. I’ve enjoyed watching them grow with this team!
December 10, 2025 at 5:15 AM
The ability to adapt.
Cant play the same way due to ever changing personnel? Asking Forwards to playmake and guards to rebound? Starting lineup of all wings? No worries. We’ll find a way to compete.
Cant play the same way due to ever changing personnel? Asking Forwards to playmake and guards to rebound? Starting lineup of all wings? No worries. We’ll find a way to compete.
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It’s crazy how Pluribus is basically about everything real and nothing real at the same time. I think that might make it a little to real for some people who don’t wanna think about things like the pandemic or AI. But I’m fully tapped in now. Vince Gilligan, man.
December 1, 2025 at 10:10 PM
It’s crazy how Pluribus is basically about everything real and nothing real at the same time. I think that might make it a little to real for some people who don’t wanna think about things like the pandemic or AI. But I’m fully tapped in now. Vince Gilligan, man.
Pluribus is insane. What a show.
November 29, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Pluribus is insane. What a show.
GO BLAZERS!!!!!
November 27, 2025 at 3:22 AM
GO BLAZERS!!!!!
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Blazers defense my god
November 22, 2025 at 5:09 AM
Blazers defense my god
Your Portland Frail Blazers
Injury hits keep coming for the Blazers: Jrue Holiday still out vs. Bulls, Robert Williams III appears to still not be playing back-to-backs, Jerami Grant still questionable after missing last night with an illness ... and now Shaedon Sharpe is doubtful with right calf soreness.
November 19, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Your Portland Frail Blazers
Alot of these are not great
November 11, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Alot of these are not great
TBAGTWNMFC,B
the blazers are gonna win nine motherfuckin god damn championships, bitch
November 6, 2025 at 7:33 PM
TBAGTWNMFC,B
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BOUNCEBACK WIN GO BLAZERS
November 6, 2025 at 5:47 AM
BOUNCEBACK WIN GO BLAZERS
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I told you all that bringing Dame home would restore the timeline
November 6, 2025 at 7:15 AM
I told you all that bringing Dame home would restore the timeline
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despite all odds, blazers escape with win no. 5 and hand okc their first loss of the season 🙏
November 6, 2025 at 5:48 AM
despite all odds, blazers escape with win no. 5 and hand okc their first loss of the season 🙏
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In Memoriam:
Cheney Haunted By People He Didn't Manage To Kill In Iraq War
Cheney Haunted By People He Didn't Manage To Kill In Iraq War
November 4, 2025 at 5:14 PM
In Memoriam:
Cheney Haunted By People He Didn't Manage To Kill In Iraq War
Cheney Haunted By People He Didn't Manage To Kill In Iraq War
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The Trail Blazers have assigned center Yang Hansen to the @ripcityremix for scheduled practices.
November 1, 2025 at 5:33 PM
The Trail Blazers have assigned center Yang Hansen to the @ripcityremix for scheduled practices.
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THE NBA CUP BLAZERS
November 1, 2025 at 4:56 AM
THE NBA CUP BLAZERS
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YOU HEARD ME
TOU LEGIT 2 QUIT
November 1, 2025 at 4:48 AM
YOU HEARD ME
Tou, Shae, JG, Jrue, everyone contributed to this dub. Wild finish to a fun as hell game
November 1, 2025 at 4:56 AM
Tou, Shae, JG, Jrue, everyone contributed to this dub. Wild finish to a fun as hell game