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both teams played hard, my man.
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a blazers legend gets knocked down...but she gets up again 🍻🙌
November 13, 2025 at 8:41 PM
we’re not talking enough about deni avdija kicking shaedon sharpe off the postgame interview with brooke.

in a world with any kind of justice this would be a scandal.
November 13, 2025 at 6:30 PM
rip city sends willie green off with win no. 6 ✌️
November 13, 2025 at 3:25 AM
trail blazers pdx carpet jersey reveal ✨
November 11, 2025 at 7:10 PM
tyler herro looks like a guy who'd try to bum a cigarette off you in a community college parking lot
November 9, 2025 at 3:39 AM
doing the toumani camara box in 1998, when the undertaker threw mankind off hell in a cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer’s table.
doing the toumani camara box when i pour the rest of the coffee carafe into a cup and it fills it perfectly
Doing the Toumani Camara box when I perfectly ration the nachos so the last chip has the perfect ratio of bean, meat, cheese
November 6, 2025 at 7:31 PM
despite all odds, blazers escape with win no. 5 and hand okc their first loss of the season 🙏
November 6, 2025 at 5:48 AM
a man in a blazers jersey sits on a brown couch
ALT: a man in a blazers jersey sits on a brown couch
media.tenor.com
November 4, 2025 at 5:24 AM
November 1, 2025 at 7:54 PM
kris murray wins the jeopardy daily double
November 1, 2025 at 7:31 PM
blazers steal a dub from the butt nuggets for win no. 4
November 1, 2025 at 4:56 AM
a win is a win! that's victory no. 3 for ripcity 😅
October 30, 2025 at 3:49 AM
win no. 2 of the master splitter era
October 28, 2025 at 4:58 AM
follow any "how did the blazers get here?" speculation about chauncey to its natural conclusion and it always leads to neil olshey and bert kolde being totally incompetent assholes
October 25, 2025 at 5:06 PM
kristopher james murray leads the @trailblazers.bsky.social to win no. 1, it's time to celebrate
October 25, 2025 at 4:37 AM
i guess this took on a bit of a different meaning
chauncey's numbers were scary 😨
October 23, 2025 at 3:31 PM
neil olshey’s proprietary investigation into chauncey billups not revealing he has ties to the mafia
October 23, 2025 at 1:28 PM
mission accomplished, chauncey 🫡
October 23, 2025 at 1:25 PM
kris murray 50% on 3-pointers this season
October 23, 2025 at 5:14 AM
Today at The Reveal, I wrote a New Cult Canon entry on SNEAKERS, the surprisingly durable and prescient '90s tech-caper that channels the values of its leading man. thereveal.film/the-new-cult...
The New Cult Canon: 'Sneakers'
This surprisingly enduring '90s caper saw the future while channeling the progressive spirit of its legendary star.
thereveal.film
September 24, 2025 at 3:14 PM
i know one guy who always shows up to his tree-planting job
September 3, 2025 at 3:07 PM
August 8, 2025 at 4:16 AM
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Heat fans are online talking about “I didn’t want her anyways” about a girl they never dated getting back together with her ex…

Holy shit, go outside.
July 17, 2025 at 10:58 PM
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He saw us on press row taking pictures and decided to lean into it
July 12, 2025 at 5:00 AM
117-211 (.357) in 4 seasons in portland hell yeah
July 12, 2025 at 3:56 AM