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Randy Johnson exploded a bird with a fastball once
let’s just take the Internet off our phones. make websites only reachable by desktop. if you wanna scroll facebook you gotta go to a whole ass room and sit down at the desk and lock in
November 15, 2025 at 2:13 PM
let’s just take the Internet off our phones. make websites only reachable by desktop. if you wanna scroll facebook you gotta go to a whole ass room and sit down at the desk and lock in
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Pizzagate: If you replace the word “hot dog” with “little boy” and “pizza party” with “child sex orgy,” you will see the lengths these elites go to cover up their crimes.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
November 12, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Pizzagate: If you replace the word “hot dog” with “little boy” and “pizza party” with “child sex orgy,” you will see the lengths these elites go to cover up their crimes.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
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[waving to get the attention of active military member patrolling the grocery store] can you please shoot this coffee it’s too expensive
November 12, 2025 at 3:08 PM
[waving to get the attention of active military member patrolling the grocery store] can you please shoot this coffee it’s too expensive
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the shutdown has affected the national Do Not Call registry 😭
November 7, 2025 at 6:51 PM
the shutdown has affected the national Do Not Call registry 😭
oh sorry I didn’t know the table I connected to changed its name to q2_targets_final_v2__not_this_one I guess that’s on me
November 7, 2025 at 5:21 PM
oh sorry I didn’t know the table I connected to changed its name to q2_targets_final_v2__not_this_one I guess that’s on me
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Trump looks like Lenny after he petted the bunny rabbit too hard.
November 6, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Trump looks like Lenny after he petted the bunny rabbit too hard.
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great day for the legal theory of "not guilty if it's funny enough"
November 6, 2025 at 7:55 PM
great day for the legal theory of "not guilty if it's funny enough"
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🚨🚨🚨 The jury has reached a verdict. Sean Dunn, aka the DC Sandwich Guy, has been found NOT GUILTY of assault.
November 6, 2025 at 7:25 PM
🚨🚨🚨 The jury has reached a verdict. Sean Dunn, aka the DC Sandwich Guy, has been found NOT GUILTY of assault.
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The beaver moon rises over Minneapolis as seen from Bde Maka Ska on Wednesday. November's supermoon is the closest moon to Earth since 2019. 📸 Kerem Yücel | MPR News.
November 5, 2025 at 11:38 PM
The beaver moon rises over Minneapolis as seen from Bde Maka Ska on Wednesday. November's supermoon is the closest moon to Earth since 2019. 📸 Kerem Yücel | MPR News.
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Oh my GOD. The song that Rudy Giuliani used in his anti-Zohran post is fucking AI-generated.
It's a song called "September 11, 2001" and it's from some AI slop factory called The Experience. You need to hear how bad this song is.
music.apple.com/cz/album/sep...
It's a song called "September 11, 2001" and it's from some AI slop factory called The Experience. You need to hear how bad this song is.
music.apple.com/cz/album/sep...
September 11, 2001 (9/11) - Single by The Experience on Apple Music
Album · 2025 · 1 Song
music.apple.com
November 5, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Oh my GOD. The song that Rudy Giuliani used in his anti-Zohran post is fucking AI-generated.
It's a song called "September 11, 2001" and it's from some AI slop factory called The Experience. You need to hear how bad this song is.
music.apple.com/cz/album/sep...
It's a song called "September 11, 2001" and it's from some AI slop factory called The Experience. You need to hear how bad this song is.
music.apple.com/cz/album/sep...
not the most pressing issue rn among all these larger existential issues we’re dealing with, but I do continue to get dozens of spam calls/texts/emails every day and it’s making me feel absolutely crazy
November 3, 2025 at 9:21 PM
not the most pressing issue rn among all these larger existential issues we’re dealing with, but I do continue to get dozens of spam calls/texts/emails every day and it’s making me feel absolutely crazy
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Cheryl Hines should have taken her husband's name and become Cheryl Hines Junior
November 2, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Cheryl Hines should have taken her husband's name and become Cheryl Hines Junior
we have a Smart Oven that we could choose to control via an app on our phones but we still have to manually adjust the clock 🤔🤔
November 2, 2025 at 2:44 PM
we have a Smart Oven that we could choose to control via an app on our phones but we still have to manually adjust the clock 🤔🤔
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parents 8 years from now: yoshinobu yamamoto you go to your room this instant!
November 2, 2025 at 4:29 AM
parents 8 years from now: yoshinobu yamamoto you go to your room this instant!
there are far too many ppl named will smith
November 2, 2025 at 4:07 AM
there are far too many ppl named will smith
mlb script writers out of their goddamn minds this year
November 2, 2025 at 3:40 AM
mlb script writers out of their goddamn minds this year
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as a bird artist, in honor of tonight’s game i have attempted to draw the gorgeous blue jay as accurately as possible. as always please let me know if you have any constructive criticism
October 31, 2025 at 5:56 PM
as a bird artist, in honor of tonight’s game i have attempted to draw the gorgeous blue jay as accurately as possible. as always please let me know if you have any constructive criticism
my wife won’t let me do Christmas decorating til after Halloween, would it be a good Bit to wait til she’s asleep tn and then put up and decorate the entire christmas tree for when she wakes up
October 31, 2025 at 3:50 PM
my wife won’t let me do Christmas decorating til after Halloween, would it be a good Bit to wait til she’s asleep tn and then put up and decorate the entire christmas tree for when she wakes up
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Surprise — Katie and Allison Crutchfield's new band with MJ Lenderman and Brad Cook is called Snocaps, and their debut album is out now:
Katie & Allison Crutchfield, MJ Lenderman, & Brad Cook Are Snocaps — Hear Their Surprise Debut Album
We knew something was afoot, we just didn’t know we’d be getting so much of it so quickly.
www.stereogum.com
October 31, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Surprise — Katie and Allison Crutchfield's new band with MJ Lenderman and Brad Cook is called Snocaps, and their debut album is out now:
the Wolves after that other-worldly comeback
October 30, 2025 at 4:11 AM
the Wolves after that other-worldly comeback
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JULIUS RANDLE
Wolves lead
Wolves lead
October 30, 2025 at 4:04 AM
JULIUS RANDLE
Wolves lead
Wolves lead
making my own advent calendar this year where every day is one of my favorite episodes of Entourage
October 28, 2025 at 3:07 AM
making my own advent calendar this year where every day is one of my favorite episodes of Entourage
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[repeating myself louder in the haunted house attraction] did the dracula throw water on anyone else’s pants??
October 27, 2025 at 8:17 PM
[repeating myself louder in the haunted house attraction] did the dracula throw water on anyone else’s pants??
ending every comment at work today with “and it could be curing male loneliness?”
From @theathletic.com: "There’s something wholesome about this movement, despite the partial nudity," our columnist writes about the shirtless men taking over college football. Maybe it can help cure male loneliness. nyti.ms/47q71lh
College football’s ‘shirtless dudes’ trend is all the rage. And could be curing male loneliness?
There's something wholesome about this movement, despite the partial nudity.
nyti.ms
October 27, 2025 at 3:29 PM
ending every comment at work today with “and it could be curing male loneliness?”