you and you alone decide when your parent officially dies, and it’s when it finally falls outside your budget. cool cool cool cool

a bullet which had departed the chamber of a gun had become lodged within a chunk of muscle mass on the victim, setting off a chain of painful reactions that the Peace Officer was forced to witness up close since the gun from which the bullet departed was being held by him

not even notes app, just don’t send the email! leave it as a draft!

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“was funny, now crazy” is a very common pipeline for comedians of that era and I am very confident they’d all be nightmares at this point

extremely nightmare blunt rotation cast

weeping italianly

lol those stickers are maaaybe acceptable on some older original Teslas, but they for sure carry zero weight on cybertrucks. these trucks weren’t even available until a year AFTER he bought Twitter!

history has definitely decided Tame Impala is “the band that did Currents”, but this has never been my view

Lonerism

he clearly already has a masters in getting the bag

but what will they do for work after if they can’t lobby for USPS

you’re telling me spending millions on ads that said “zohran did 9/11 to you and he’s going to do 9/11 to you again” weren’t enough to win?

my sentiment as a consumer is abysmal but my sentiment as a Political Gala Observer has never been higher

shit man I just moved all my finances from X to Jeremy Renner Official, *now* where will I do my banking

me to my fridge: final chance big guy, please engage in some deep self reflection or I’m afraid we can no longer be friends