Just A Normal Hooman
@justanormalhooman.bsky.social
Just a normal hooman, absolutely not an alt, there are no feathers here
I must begrudgingly admit I left too many traces unwittingly over the years, before I learned to start covering my tracks.
Gonna need to start fresh but I’m sure y’all who truly care about me will figure it out right quick. I can’t move on completely from the bit lol.
Gonna need to start fresh but I’m sure y’all who truly care about me will figure it out right quick. I can’t move on completely from the bit lol.
November 19, 2025 at 8:45 PM
I must begrudgingly admit I left too many traces unwittingly over the years, before I learned to start covering my tracks.
Gonna need to start fresh but I’m sure y’all who truly care about me will figure it out right quick. I can’t move on completely from the bit lol.
Gonna need to start fresh but I’m sure y’all who truly care about me will figure it out right quick. I can’t move on completely from the bit lol.
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I need "Stats are down but he played great" to make it into the lexicon.
November 19, 2025 at 1:21 AM
I need "Stats are down but he played great" to make it into the lexicon.
gonna keep a low profile for a while
November 19, 2025 at 12:47 AM
gonna keep a low profile for a while
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rfk jr moaning in olivia nuzzi's ear
November 19, 2025 at 12:33 AM
rfk jr moaning in olivia nuzzi's ear
fucking dutch
November 19, 2025 at 12:41 AM
fucking dutch
Elvis was amazing, before he came along nobody had ever shoved a snake that far up their own rectum
Elvis could only dance like that because a rattlesnake was biting his colon
Elvis could only dance like that because a rattlesnake was biting his colon
November 9, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Elvis was amazing, before he came along nobody had ever shoved a snake that far up their own rectum
Elvis could only dance like that because a rattlesnake was biting his colon
Elvis could only dance like that because a rattlesnake was biting his colon
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Wonder if we’ll get a new one
November 5, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Wonder if we’ll get a new one
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IM GONNA GET DRUNK
November 5, 2025 at 2:09 AM
IM GONNA GET DRUNK
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the first muslim woman being elected to statewide office (in any state!) the day dick cheney died is beautiful
BREAKING:
NBC News projects: Ghazala Hashmi (D) wins Virginia Lieutenant Governor. Democrat Gain.
NBC News projects: Ghazala Hashmi (D) wins Virginia Lieutenant Governor. Democrat Gain.
November 5, 2025 at 2:06 AM
the first muslim woman being elected to statewide office (in any state!) the day dick cheney died is beautiful
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it’s nine PM on the east coast and polls have closed
bring me the head of andrew cuomo
bring me the head of andrew cuomo
November 5, 2025 at 2:01 AM
it’s nine PM on the east coast and polls have closed
bring me the head of andrew cuomo
bring me the head of andrew cuomo
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BREAKING: Democrat Aftab Pureval wins Cincinnati mayoral election over Cory Bowman, half-brother of Vice President JD Vance.
Follow AP for live updates.
Follow AP for live updates.
Live updates: US voters head to the polls in first general election since Trump's return to power
One year after Donald Trump retook the presidency, 2025 Election Day includes closely watched races for New York City mayor, New Jersey governor and California's Proposition 50.
bit.ly
November 5, 2025 at 1:19 AM
BREAKING: Democrat Aftab Pureval wins Cincinnati mayoral election over Cory Bowman, half-brother of Vice President JD Vance.
Follow AP for live updates.
Follow AP for live updates.
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I’ll tolerate a lot of things but my cat will not keep secrets from me with a sly knowing smile. I will not be betrayed by you, you treacherous Vizier
November 5, 2025 at 12:52 AM
I’ll tolerate a lot of things but my cat will not keep secrets from me with a sly knowing smile. I will not be betrayed by you, you treacherous Vizier
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this is one of those rare occasions where i’d ever concede to voting being a form of harm reduction
November 5, 2025 at 1:30 AM
this is one of those rare occasions where i’d ever concede to voting being a form of harm reduction
I love fall. I can’t wait to dig in to a wonderful creamy bowl of tomato shtup.
November 4, 2025 at 11:38 PM
I love fall. I can’t wait to dig in to a wonderful creamy bowl of tomato shtup.
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I don't know what will happen in NYC tonight, but I do know that regardless of outcome, any number of public figures, celebrities, politicians and institutions that oppose Mamdani have done so with a level of rhetorical ugliness, racism, and dishonesty that should neither be forgotten nor forgiven.
November 4, 2025 at 7:27 PM
I don't know what will happen in NYC tonight, but I do know that regardless of outcome, any number of public figures, celebrities, politicians and institutions that oppose Mamdani have done so with a level of rhetorical ugliness, racism, and dishonesty that should neither be forgotten nor forgiven.
kids asking about dinner like my wife and i didn’t both hurt our backs
November 4, 2025 at 11:14 PM
kids asking about dinner like my wife and i didn’t both hurt our backs
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Chuck Schumer eat a fuck
November 4, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Chuck Schumer eat a fuck
yeh
lick my slit you stupid bitch
November 4, 2025 at 10:05 PM
yeh
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Sorry, not sorry, not going to care about deportations because I got hit with a sandwich that kind of exploded on my chest.
Smelling onions and mustard was my own ‘deportation’ for almost a whole night.
Smelling onions and mustard was my own ‘deportation’ for almost a whole night.
Border Patrol agent Lairmore testifies that he was not injured by the sandwich, but he felt the impact through his ballistic vest.
The sandwich came apart and "kind of exploded" on his chest upon impact, he says.
"I could smell the onions and mustard."
The sandwich came apart and "kind of exploded" on his chest upon impact, he says.
"I could smell the onions and mustard."
November 4, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Sorry, not sorry, not going to care about deportations because I got hit with a sandwich that kind of exploded on my chest.
Smelling onions and mustard was my own ‘deportation’ for almost a whole night.
Smelling onions and mustard was my own ‘deportation’ for almost a whole night.
These stocks could come buckets up your ass
These stocks could come under pressure if Mamdani wins NYC mayoral race
These stocks could come under pressure if Mamdani wins NYC mayoral race
The outcome of New York's mayoral election on Tuesday may end up weakening some specific stocks.
cnb.cx
November 4, 2025 at 8:53 PM
These stocks could come buckets up your ass
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Private Equity saying "I don't think we can make enough money off selling cheap pizza to drunk college students" is a recession indicator
If this isn’t a comment on the rapidly deteriorating consumer backdrop, I don’t know what is.
$PZZA $APO 🍕
$PZZA $APO 🍕
November 4, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Private Equity saying "I don't think we can make enough money off selling cheap pizza to drunk college students" is a recession indicator
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One of our country's greatest war criminals just died, the president is arguing with himself about whether or not to let 40 million people starve, and there is an actual courtroom drama about a five dollar footlong.
How are any of us supposed to maintain emotional regulation.
How are any of us supposed to maintain emotional regulation.
November 4, 2025 at 5:12 PM
One of our country's greatest war criminals just died, the president is arguing with himself about whether or not to let 40 million people starve, and there is an actual courtroom drama about a five dollar footlong.
How are any of us supposed to maintain emotional regulation.
How are any of us supposed to maintain emotional regulation.
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Dick Cheney is dead and will never return. Here is my death portrait of him, been keeping this one in the chamber for three years now. Enjoy hell BITCH.
#art #watercolor #artofbsky #painting #Francis #Bacon #9/11 #BushNext #guantanamo #twintowers #Pentagon #Iraq #afghanistan
#art #watercolor #artofbsky #painting #Francis #Bacon #9/11 #BushNext #guantanamo #twintowers #Pentagon #Iraq #afghanistan
November 4, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Dick Cheney is dead and will never return. Here is my death portrait of him, been keeping this one in the chamber for three years now. Enjoy hell BITCH.
#art #watercolor #artofbsky #painting #Francis #Bacon #9/11 #BushNext #guantanamo #twintowers #Pentagon #Iraq #afghanistan
#art #watercolor #artofbsky #painting #Francis #Bacon #9/11 #BushNext #guantanamo #twintowers #Pentagon #Iraq #afghanistan