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On one hand Frump is authoritarian, racist pedophile. On the other hand, he might be a bad guy? 🤔🤯
Watching right-wingers suddenly discover that Trump is a bad person is wild
November 16, 2025 at 3:21 PM
On one hand Frump is authoritarian, racist pedophile. On the other hand, he might be a bad guy? 🤔🤯
Good morning.
This is your reminder to get to the gym so that you can beat up racists if you have to.
This is your reminder to get to the gym so that you can beat up racists if you have to.
November 16, 2025 at 6:45 AM
Dis about Frump at Epstein B-Day party, right?
He prayed for her
She prayed for him
Can I make it any more obvious
She prayed for him
Can I make it any more obvious
AI slop now making up saccharine Bible verses that do not exist
November 16, 2025 at 6:41 AM
Dis about Frump at Epstein B-Day party, right?
$B business op. Everyone will buy Frump's balls. Either to check that they exist, or to squeeze them, or to fondle them.
New: A site licensing Trump's name is selling merch with the presidential seal — including a $20 beer-pong set with “Presidential themed balls.”
Federal law says you can’t manufacture or sell likenesses of the seal without authorization.
me, for @forbes.com
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Federal law says you can’t manufacture or sell likenesses of the seal without authorization.
me, for @forbes.com
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Trump-Licensed Presidential Seal Beer Pong Set Could Violate Federal Law
A site affiliated with Lee Greenwood sells merchandise with the seal—such as a $20 beer pong set with “Presidential themed balls”—and pays licensing fees to a Trump LLC.
www.forbes.com
November 16, 2025 at 2:32 AM
$B business op. Everyone will buy Frump's balls. Either to check that they exist, or to squeeze them, or to fondle them.
The Phantom of the Opera is here... inside White House!
Trump blares Phantom of the Opera at the White House with an empty Friday schedule
November 15, 2025 at 10:57 PM
The Phantom of the Opera is here... inside White House!
That's how Frump ended in US.
O'DONNELL: Are we going to war against Venezuela?
TRUMP: I doubt it. They emptied their mental institutions and insane asylums into the United States of America
TRUMP: I doubt it. They emptied their mental institutions and insane asylums into the United States of America
November 4, 2025 at 5:17 PM
That's how Frump ended in US.
I did this too. Not in NYC though. 🧟
November 2, 2025 at 5:02 AM
I did this too. Not in NYC though. 🧟
Duh 😢
“.. the Times editorial board has compiled a list of 12 markers of democratic erosion .. The sobering reality is that the United States has regressed, to different degrees, on all 12.”
@nytopinion.nytimes.com
www.nytimes.com/interactive/...
@nytopinion.nytimes.com
www.nytimes.com/interactive/...
November 2, 2025 at 4:49 AM
Duh 😢
a man in a fedora is saying i hate these guys
Alt: a man in a fedora is saying i hate these guys
media.tenor.com
November 1, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Let's do this again! No pasaran!
October 30, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Let's do this again! No pasaran!
Can he build himself a $300M ballroom in North Korea and stay there?
The president should be meeting with congressional leaders on both sides every single day until government is open.
Instead, Trump is in Asia pining to meet dictator Kim Jong Un and he's focused on building himself a $300 million ballroom.
Instead, Trump is in Asia pining to meet dictator Kim Jong Un and he's focused on building himself a $300 million ballroom.
October 29, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Can he build himself a $300M ballroom in North Korea and stay there?
True story: the whole reality is AI generated.
October 27, 2025 at 5:03 AM
True story: the whole reality is AI generated.
If you are looking at text files on Linux, you are catscrolling
If you're not sure how to slow down your acceleration, you're foomscrolling
if you're not sure who you're looking at pictures of, you're whomscrolling
October 24, 2025 at 1:27 AM
If you are looking at text files on Linux, you are catscrolling
Is this house on Zillow? Me gonna buy.
Oh look, there are renderings. The Versailles jokes make themselves. Also, this architecture firm should be laughed out of existence.
October 24, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Is this house on Zillow? Me gonna buy.
I was wondering why my bed has hots for me. 😍
The AWS outage bricked people's $2,700 smartbeds, leaving them in a reclining position or with the heat up. People were unable to use them, basically. A GitHub repo exists that lets people operate their beds without reliance on the normal infrastructure
www.404media.co/the-aws-outa...
www.404media.co/the-aws-outa...
The AWS Outage Bricked People’s $2,700 Smartbeds
When Amazon Web Services went offline, people lost control of their cloud-connected smart beds, getting stuck in reclined positions or roasting with the heat turned all the way up.
www.404media.co
October 24, 2025 at 1:20 AM
I was wondering why my bed has hots for me. 😍
Connect another corridor with Treasury Dept
...
Infinite money!
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You can appoint me the Big Balls of Treasury. Ivanka has my number.
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Infinite money!
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You can appoint me the Big Balls of Treasury. Ivanka has my number.
The National Trust for Historic Preservation warned that President Trump’s planned 90,000-square-foot ballroom would “overwhelm the White House itself,” which spans just 55,000 square feet. https://wapo.st/4hmL8rC
October 24, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Connect another corridor with Treasury Dept
...
Infinite money!
...
You can appoint me the Big Balls of Treasury. Ivanka has my number.
...
Infinite money!
...
You can appoint me the Big Balls of Treasury. Ivanka has my number.
Just paint the whole thing gold. What's with the White anyway?
October 24, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Just paint the whole thing gold. What's with the White anyway?
Mac donny Mansion
The White House is 55k sq ft. The new Trump ballroom will be 90k sq ft. This is what the White House will look like when it's completed.
October 24, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Mac donny Mansion
Dear Abby,
I thought the government is shut down. Where does the orange clown get $200 mln to build his golden balls room?
Aunt Tifa
I thought the government is shut down. Where does the orange clown get $200 mln to build his golden balls room?
Aunt Tifa
October 23, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Dear Abby,
I thought the government is shut down. Where does the orange clown get $200 mln to build his golden balls room?
Aunt Tifa
I thought the government is shut down. Where does the orange clown get $200 mln to build his golden balls room?
Aunt Tifa
French creatively repurposed "No Kings!" slogan.
This is amazing. Nothing else is this efficient in France.
I'm still waiting for my travel reimbursement from Ecole Normale Supérieure for a trip taken in December 2024. 🙃
I'm still waiting for my travel reimbursement from Ecole Normale Supérieure for a trip taken in December 2024. 🙃
Thieves steal treasured jewelry from Louvre in 7-minute daylight heist
Thieves broke into the Apollo Gallery, which houses the French crown jewels, and took with them objects adorned with thousands of diamonds.
wapo.st
October 20, 2025 at 8:40 PM
French creatively repurposed "No Kings!" slogan.
Department of War declares war on Major Freeway.
Oh hell no. If the 5 were closed semi-regularly that would be a complete shitshow. It’s a major freeway. Yesterday’s closure alone caused huge problems. www.nytimes.com/2025/10/19/u...
Artillery Shell Detonated Over Interstate 5 During Marines’ Celebration, California Officials Say
www.nytimes.com
October 20, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Department of War declares war on Major Freeway.
Skeleton Emperor of US
October 20, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Skeleton Emperor of US
Look ma, no pants!
New 170cm tall unitree h2 is impressive but straight from my nightmares. why that face
October 20, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Look ma, no pants!
Our taxes repurposed for the fascist elites
“It was not immediately clear where the funding for the jets came from.”
October 19, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Our taxes repurposed for the fascist elites