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Julia Teitel
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Attorney, Mainer, cake enthusiast
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Then Toad fell asleep.
November 22, 2025 at 2:37 AM
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quick while the government is shut down let’s all switch to metric
October 1, 2025 at 4:11 AM
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(anytime someone calls me on my phone, a device i voluntarily bought for this specific purpose) SON of a bitch,
September 22, 2025 at 8:22 PM
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settings > content & media > autoplay video & gifs = off
September 10, 2025 at 6:59 PM
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Guys is it biased to favor a shared sense of objective reality
August 1, 2025 at 8:32 PM
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among the many things they don’t tell you about having kids is the amount of money you will shell out to buy various berries
July 20, 2025 at 9:46 PM
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typical corrupt science
May 17, 2025 at 10:20 PM
DO IT QUEENS
May 16, 2025 at 12:57 PM
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too much computer
May 13, 2025 at 11:17 PM
The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that annuals can self-seed
May 11, 2025 at 6:54 PM
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Meditate today, even for just five minutes.

Every moment of being in your body is a moment of remembering that you’re a human. And that’s a very good thing to be.
February 27, 2025 at 12:47 PM
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A lot of people who’ve posted that “I don’t know how to explain that you should care about other people” quote need to know that they should care about other people. I want my tax dollars to go to paying for insulin for the most vile MAGA asshole you ever heard of; that’s part of “everyone”.
Just saw a thread about a guy calling into cspan saying his diabetic supplies increased from 5 dollars to 80 dollars and somebody in the comments, probably multiple people but I stopped reading, replied “FAFO” and I can’t stress enough how much you need to stop doing that shit
February 23, 2025 at 2:20 PM
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These spaces in communities across Maine are offering shelter if you need it.
Warming centers in Maine
buff.ly
February 3, 2025 at 10:30 PM
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Meditate today, even just for five minutes.

It doesn’t have to be a big deal.
February 2, 2025 at 12:16 PM
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Be like Charles Schulz.
January 31, 2025 at 1:17 AM
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Didn't realize that the NYT's wine critic is defensive about drinking even in his regular wine reviews! In a longer piece about how people shouldn't quit drinking wine, on account of its magical power to elevate and enlighten, he noted that he drinks 2-3 glasses every day. Seems like a him problem?
January 25, 2025 at 4:40 PM
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Here are places all across the state where those without access to consistent shelter can warm up.
Warming centers in Maine
Communities across Maine offer warming spaces throughout the winter for those who don't have consistent access to shelter.
buff.ly
January 21, 2025 at 5:55 PM
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A wealthy Lewiston, Maine man tried unsuccessfully in 1898 to poison a judge, a mayor and a former marshal as part of a campaign of terror.
Along the way, he nearly murdered a bunch of children.
www.sunjournal.com/2025/01/19/m...
‘Mean and sneaky’ criminal tried to poison Lewiston’s mayor, marshal and judge in 1898
A wealthy resident's desire for revenge led to 'one of the most sensational criminal cases ever known in Maine.'
www.sunjournal.com
January 19, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Me: [gets the answer in 3 tries]

WordleBot: Wow, what a lucky guess from such a dumb and terrible person
January 13, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Sorry but people on the show “Snapped” may not announce that they or someone else snapped. It’s against the law.
January 4, 2025 at 9:43 PM
None of the parenting books discussed the intensity of the relationship between a toddler and retail seasonal decor
December 24, 2024 at 2:13 AM
If anyone is looking for respite from the horrors, might I suggest making pie crust dough while watching old eps of Midsomer Murders
November 27, 2024 at 2:49 AM
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The entire state of Maine, probably
November 24, 2024 at 3:22 PM
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A poem for my last day working at the writing center for the semester (by Joseph Fasano)
November 23, 2024 at 2:09 AM