Julian Morrison
@julianmorrison.bsky.social
Retired, but still not sure what I'm going to do when I grow up
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What this Haiti team is doing is incredible 💙
Despite not being able to play at home, they're one game away from a first World Cup in 52 years. These players want to give their nation hope and a welcome distraction in a time of crisis; they're on the cusp of an extraordinary achievement 🇭🇹
Despite not being able to play at home, they're one game away from a first World Cup in 52 years. These players want to give their nation hope and a welcome distraction in a time of crisis; they're on the cusp of an extraordinary achievement 🇭🇹
November 14, 2025 at 12:46 PM
What this Haiti team is doing is incredible 💙
Despite not being able to play at home, they're one game away from a first World Cup in 52 years. These players want to give their nation hope and a welcome distraction in a time of crisis; they're on the cusp of an extraordinary achievement 🇭🇹
Despite not being able to play at home, they're one game away from a first World Cup in 52 years. These players want to give their nation hope and a welcome distraction in a time of crisis; they're on the cusp of an extraordinary achievement 🇭🇹
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Delighted to have opened the new toilets in our Wetherspoons today!
November 10, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Delighted to have opened the new toilets in our Wetherspoons today!
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These so-called lucky underpants are useless. I’ve been wearing them all month, and if anything I’m attracting fewer women than ever.
November 8, 2025 at 5:27 PM
These so-called lucky underpants are useless. I’ve been wearing them all month, and if anything I’m attracting fewer women than ever.
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Oleg Shuplyak (Ukrainian)
October 30, 2025 at 8:35 AM
Oleg Shuplyak (Ukrainian)
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Andrew, you have been evicted. It's time to leave your big brother's house
October 30, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Andrew, you have been evicted. It's time to leave your big brother's house
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“Climate change isn’t suddenly going to slow down and ‘match our speed’; it isn’t going to wait for us, it is so far ahead of us and lapping us like a kid in bike shorts setting a new record at cross-country.” Read more: yeehawtheboys.substack.com/p/breaking-l...
October 28, 2025 at 4:15 AM
“Climate change isn’t suddenly going to slow down and ‘match our speed’; it isn’t going to wait for us, it is so far ahead of us and lapping us like a kid in bike shorts setting a new record at cross-country.” Read more: yeehawtheboys.substack.com/p/breaking-l...
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Well it’s a stupid saying.
Seriously, what are the chances both of us are ever going to have itchy backs at the same time?
Seriously, what are the chances both of us are ever going to have itchy backs at the same time?
October 25, 2025 at 10:00 AM
Well it’s a stupid saying.
Seriously, what are the chances both of us are ever going to have itchy backs at the same time?
Seriously, what are the chances both of us are ever going to have itchy backs at the same time?
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That awkward moment when you order an orange smoothie and they bring David Dickinson to your table.
October 23, 2025 at 1:54 PM
That awkward moment when you order an orange smoothie and they bring David Dickinson to your table.
If you choose success is beyond your reach then failure is the only other option
October 23, 2025 at 4:28 PM
If you choose success is beyond your reach then failure is the only other option
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We’ve received a lot of questions about Trump’s demolition of the White House East Wing.
Here’s how the process is supposed to work:
Here’s how the process is supposed to work:
October 21, 2025 at 1:59 PM
We’ve received a lot of questions about Trump’s demolition of the White House East Wing.
Here’s how the process is supposed to work:
Here’s how the process is supposed to work:
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Yet Trump ignored every step, acting unilaterally through executive order, bypassing oversight, and ordering demolition as if he were a monarch. The result: the people’s house, altered without the people’s consent.
October 21, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Yet Trump ignored every step, acting unilaterally through executive order, bypassing oversight, and ordering demolition as if he were a monarch. The result: the people’s house, altered without the people’s consent.
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Jean-Michel Jarre got the idea for Oxygene from his sister Dora, who was always letting the cold air in.
October 20, 2025 at 5:47 AM
Jean-Michel Jarre got the idea for Oxygene from his sister Dora, who was always letting the cold air in.
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Fact: The Dutch are the tallest race of people on earth. Which gives them a distinct advantage when it comes to aircraft maintenance.
October 17, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Fact: The Dutch are the tallest race of people on earth. Which gives them a distinct advantage when it comes to aircraft maintenance.
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Today I learned that Neil Diamond originally tried to make it big under his real name of Neil Coal, but in the end had to change it due to immense pressure.
October 16, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Today I learned that Neil Diamond originally tried to make it big under his real name of Neil Coal, but in the end had to change it due to immense pressure.
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'Making people pay for retail goods would kill the shoplifting industry.'
Nick Clegg says asking artists for use permission would ‘kill’ the AI industry
Nick Clegg says asking artists for use permission would ‘kill’ the AI industry
Paul McCartne, Elton John and others signed an open letter.
buff.ly
October 8, 2025 at 12:44 PM
'Making people pay for retail goods would kill the shoplifting industry.'
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Both Cream and The Jam were going to reunite for gigs in Devon and Cornwall this year, but the venues couldn't agree about who should go on first.
October 11, 2025 at 10:21 AM
Both Cream and The Jam were going to reunite for gigs in Devon and Cornwall this year, but the venues couldn't agree about who should go on first.
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"What do you think of the show so far?"
"RUGGISH!"
"RUGGISH!"
October 7, 2025 at 9:18 PM
"What do you think of the show so far?"
"RUGGISH!"
"RUGGISH!"
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Once, we got lost on holiday, and had to resort to cannibalism to survive. It was tough, but our choices were either that or McDonald’s.
October 7, 2025 at 12:03 PM
Once, we got lost on holiday, and had to resort to cannibalism to survive. It was tough, but our choices were either that or McDonald’s.
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When your girlfriend asks you to treat her ‘like a movie star’, it’s VERY important to clarify which kind of movie.
September 25, 2025 at 12:06 PM
When your girlfriend asks you to treat her ‘like a movie star’, it’s VERY important to clarify which kind of movie.
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