Shane Reaction
@shanereaction.bsky.social
Short and Irish and a bit anxious about everything.
Andrew, you have been evicted. It's time to leave your big brother's house
October 30, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Andrew, you have been evicted. It's time to leave your big brother's house
ABBA singing about divorce: 'I don't wanna talk about things we've gone through'
Lily Allen singing about divorce: 'wait until you hear what he sticks up his bum'
Lily Allen singing about divorce: 'wait until you hear what he sticks up his bum'
October 27, 2025 at 9:34 PM
ABBA singing about divorce: 'I don't wanna talk about things we've gone through'
Lily Allen singing about divorce: 'wait until you hear what he sticks up his bum'
Lily Allen singing about divorce: 'wait until you hear what he sticks up his bum'
Been a long, hard but lovely few days saying goodbye and remembering the wee force of nature that is my ma but now I think I need a week or two's sleep. How lucky we were!
The less said about me almost falling into the open grave this morning the better.
The less said about me almost falling into the open grave this morning the better.
September 26, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Been a long, hard but lovely few days saying goodbye and remembering the wee force of nature that is my ma but now I think I need a week or two's sleep. How lucky we were!
The less said about me almost falling into the open grave this morning the better.
The less said about me almost falling into the open grave this morning the better.
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I don't know how to say this other than if Vito Coppola put me through a pasta maker, boiled me in hot water and covered me in bolognese sauce I'd still thank him #strictly
December 14, 2024 at 7:33 PM
I don't know how to say this other than if Vito Coppola put me through a pasta maker, boiled me in hot water and covered me in bolognese sauce I'd still thank him #strictly
I've always had so much space in my heart for Lisa Kudrow, but oh my goodness she's ASTOUNDING in No Good Deed. The first Netflix show I've binged in one session in forever because it's just so darkly funny and unpredictable.
December 13, 2024 at 3:44 PM
I've always had so much space in my heart for Lisa Kudrow, but oh my goodness she's ASTOUNDING in No Good Deed. The first Netflix show I've binged in one session in forever because it's just so darkly funny and unpredictable.
You've heard of elf on the shelf but what about Carol on a barrel?
December 11, 2024 at 8:55 PM
You've heard of elf on the shelf but what about Carol on a barrel?
Thanks to #imaceleb I've gone from not caring one way or the other about Coleen Rooney to thinking we should abolish the monarchy and appoint her head of state.
December 6, 2024 at 9:17 PM
Thanks to #imaceleb I've gone from not caring one way or the other about Coleen Rooney to thinking we should abolish the monarchy and appoint her head of state.
This is what Kirsty MacColl meant when she said they've got cars big as bars
December 6, 2024 at 3:17 PM
This is what Kirsty MacColl meant when she said they've got cars big as bars
What If by Kate Winslet deserves what All I Want For Christmas is You by Mariah Carey gets.
December 3, 2024 at 10:52 PM
What If by Kate Winslet deserves what All I Want For Christmas is You by Mariah Carey gets.
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Evening before the Marriage referendum, Sinead O’Connor called me worried cos she couldn’t find her passport and was afraid they wouldn’t let her vote (as if I was an expert in such things!). I asked if she was voting at her local station, and said “I think you’ll be grand! You’re Sinead O’Connor!”
I once showed up without ID and a polling clerk I didn't recognise looked at me and said "Yeah, that's definitely him."
November 25, 2024 at 9:20 PM
Evening before the Marriage referendum, Sinead O’Connor called me worried cos she couldn’t find her passport and was afraid they wouldn’t let her vote (as if I was an expert in such things!). I asked if she was voting at her local station, and said “I think you’ll be grand! You’re Sinead O’Connor!”
59 years today since my parents got married and 8 years tomorrow since my poor wee da died so as usual I'm laughing at this picture of the day they got engaged, thankful that I only have the third worst hair in the family.
November 25, 2024 at 6:37 PM
59 years today since my parents got married and 8 years tomorrow since my poor wee da died so as usual I'm laughing at this picture of the day they got engaged, thankful that I only have the third worst hair in the family.
I listened to the new Band Aid remix so you don't have to — and the nicest thing I can say about it is that it's only five minutes long
November 25, 2024 at 2:24 PM
I listened to the new Band Aid remix so you don't have to — and the nicest thing I can say about it is that it's only five minutes long
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To be fair she does look like a chicken.
November 23, 2024 at 2:08 PM
To be fair she does look like a chicken.
35 years of age and my mind has been blown because someone pointed out WKD is Wicked with ice in it. Like... wICkEd.
November 22, 2024 at 11:54 PM
35 years of age and my mind has been blown because someone pointed out WKD is Wicked with ice in it. Like... wICkEd.
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Can we start a thread of great Irish election posters?
Starting with the wonderful
“Make crime illegal”.
#ireland
#irish
#wonderfulelectionposters
Starting with the wonderful
“Make crime illegal”.
#ireland
#irish
#wonderfulelectionposters
November 15, 2024 at 7:43 PM
Can we start a thread of great Irish election posters?
Starting with the wonderful
“Make crime illegal”.
#ireland
#irish
#wonderfulelectionposters
Starting with the wonderful
“Make crime illegal”.
#ireland
#irish
#wonderfulelectionposters
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What an enterprising young chap.
November 22, 2024 at 9:24 AM
What an enterprising young chap.
@kathyburke.bsky.social not a big believer of fate but there must be something to me getting your follower notification while watching you nab poor dead Edwina's long johns in Blitz
November 22, 2024 at 7:09 PM
@kathyburke.bsky.social not a big believer of fate but there must be something to me getting your follower notification while watching you nab poor dead Edwina's long johns in Blitz
You scumbag,
you maggot
you maggot
November 22, 2024 at 12:32 PM
You scumbag,
you maggot
you maggot
Everyone posting John Prescott eulogies but all I can think about is the Nicola Roberts b-side Disco Blisters and a Comedown with the lyrics 'why do the lights in the kebab shop make this guy look less hot? He's looking like John Prescott.'
November 21, 2024 at 11:38 AM
Everyone posting John Prescott eulogies but all I can think about is the Nicola Roberts b-side Disco Blisters and a Comedown with the lyrics 'why do the lights in the kebab shop make this guy look less hot? He's looking like John Prescott.'
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One of my favourite ever political quotes
RIP John Prescott
November 21, 2024 at 10:17 AM
One of my favourite ever political quotes
RIP John Prescott
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“Be sure to set me to ‘delicate,’ Alison. It’d be a shame to ruin that sweater, you know, in case it ever comes back in style.”
November 20, 2024 at 1:24 AM
“Be sure to set me to ‘delicate,’ Alison. It’d be a shame to ruin that sweater, you know, in case it ever comes back in style.”