Shane Reaction
@shanereaction.bsky.social
Short and Irish and a bit anxious about everything.
Marvel at my bush
November 21, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Marvel at my bush
Andrew, you have been evicted. It's time to leave your big brother's house
October 30, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Andrew, you have been evicted. It's time to leave your big brother's house
Been a long, hard but lovely few days saying goodbye and remembering the wee force of nature that is my ma but now I think I need a week or two's sleep. How lucky we were!
The less said about me almost falling into the open grave this morning the better.
The less said about me almost falling into the open grave this morning the better.
September 26, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Been a long, hard but lovely few days saying goodbye and remembering the wee force of nature that is my ma but now I think I need a week or two's sleep. How lucky we were!
The less said about me almost falling into the open grave this morning the better.
The less said about me almost falling into the open grave this morning the better.
I don't know how to say this other than if Vito Coppola put me through a pasta maker, boiled me in hot water and covered me in bolognese sauce I'd still thank him #strictly
December 14, 2024 at 7:33 PM
I don't know how to say this other than if Vito Coppola put me through a pasta maker, boiled me in hot water and covered me in bolognese sauce I'd still thank him #strictly
I'm so into the Latvian national final this year
December 12, 2024 at 12:40 PM
I'm so into the Latvian national final this year
You've heard of elf on the shelf but what about Carol on a barrel?
December 11, 2024 at 8:55 PM
You've heard of elf on the shelf but what about Carol on a barrel?
This is what Kirsty MacColl meant when she said they've got cars big as bars
December 6, 2024 at 3:17 PM
This is what Kirsty MacColl meant when she said they've got cars big as bars
Drop the name of the Foundation you wear bitch
December 4, 2024 at 10:57 PM
Drop the name of the Foundation you wear bitch
59 years today since my parents got married and 8 years tomorrow since my poor wee da died so as usual I'm laughing at this picture of the day they got engaged, thankful that I only have the third worst hair in the family.
November 25, 2024 at 6:37 PM
59 years today since my parents got married and 8 years tomorrow since my poor wee da died so as usual I'm laughing at this picture of the day they got engaged, thankful that I only have the third worst hair in the family.
I love alt text
November 23, 2024 at 12:09 AM
I love alt text
You scumbag,
you maggot
you maggot
November 22, 2024 at 12:32 PM
You scumbag,
you maggot
you maggot
Everyone posting John Prescott eulogies but all I can think about is the Nicola Roberts b-side Disco Blisters and a Comedown with the lyrics 'why do the lights in the kebab shop make this guy look less hot? He's looking like John Prescott.'
November 21, 2024 at 11:38 AM
Everyone posting John Prescott eulogies but all I can think about is the Nicola Roberts b-side Disco Blisters and a Comedown with the lyrics 'why do the lights in the kebab shop make this guy look less hot? He's looking like John Prescott.'
Ross being mauled by a cat out on the balcony while everyone else is singing campfire songs is a very good visual representation of the difference between Twitter and Bluesky
November 20, 2024 at 4:27 PM
Ross being mauled by a cat out on the balcony while everyone else is singing campfire songs is a very good visual representation of the difference between Twitter and Bluesky
Susie Dent logging onto social media to comment on current affairs
November 18, 2024 at 10:41 PM
Susie Dent logging onto social media to comment on current affairs
Going up for my fourth plate at the All You Can Eat #universitychallenge
November 18, 2024 at 8:37 PM
Going up for my fourth plate at the All You Can Eat #universitychallenge
Kelly Rowland has just downloaded Bluesky on Microsoft Excel.
November 17, 2024 at 6:32 PM
Kelly Rowland has just downloaded Bluesky on Microsoft Excel.
I couldn't help but wonder... did we leave Twitter or did Twitter leave us?
November 17, 2024 at 7:38 AM
I couldn't help but wonder... did we leave Twitter or did Twitter leave us?
On the final episode of season one and mildly in love with her:
November 16, 2024 at 6:24 PM
On the final episode of season one and mildly in love with her:
In 2002, after legal issues surrounding their name, pop group and runners up of ITV talent show 'Popstars' rebranded from Liberty to Liberty Bluesky
November 15, 2024 at 10:18 PM
In 2002, after legal issues surrounding their name, pop group and runners up of ITV talent show 'Popstars' rebranded from Liberty to Liberty Bluesky