Everyone posting John Prescott eulogies but all I can think about is the Nicola Roberts b-side Disco Blisters and a Comedown with the lyrics 'why do the lights in the kebab shop make this guy look less hot? He's looking like John Prescott.'

Ross being mauled by a cat out on the balcony while everyone else is singing campfire songs is a very good visual representation of the difference between Twitter and Bluesky

Susie Dent logging onto social media to comment on current affairs

Of course the first video I ever post on Bluesky is Gorka ripping his shirt open. #strictly