Jules
julesishere.bsky.social
Jules
@julesishere.bsky.social
She/Her | Music 🎶 | Gaming 🎮 | LFC ⚽️ | Bi 🏳️‍🌈 | Lego 🧱 | SEO 🔍 |
Just heard a cat making that battle cry they make when they're arguing with another cat, and then someone just yell "Fluffy! Get inside!" 🤣🤣🤣
July 17, 2025 at 3:13 PM
I started discussing Lost plot holes with ChatGPT and now its writing Lost fanfiction for me....
a man says " you 're mine " in a close up of his face
ALT: a man says " you 're mine " in a close up of his face
media.tenor.com
March 20, 2025 at 4:17 PM
OK, but why have I woken up at 2.30am with the Happy Days theme in my head??
March 13, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Your favorite Pals are: Smokie Depresso Quivern vote.pocketpair.jp/en/202501/co...
January 20, 2025 at 11:49 AM
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I failed my first aid test.

ApParEnTLy using tongue during mouth to mouth is ill-advised.
January 17, 2025 at 1:15 AM
I dunno, sounds like he did organised crime 🤔
#HomeAlone director Chris Columbus was asked how Kevin’s parents were able to afford that house

“[The mom] was a very successful fashion designer. The father could have worked in advertising … but I don’t remember what the father did. Not organized crime”

(via THR)
December 26, 2024 at 9:05 AM
Asked ChatGPT to roast me.
December 24, 2024 at 6:55 PM
"You will be visited by three spirits".

The spirits:
December 24, 2024 at 1:38 PM
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Why is it that when I need to force-reboot my computer by holding down the power button, it feels like I'm choking
it until it passes out? 😏
December 23, 2024 at 11:41 PM
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Say what you will about Ebenezer Scrooge but his pajama game was on another level. You can hate the man, but you can't hate that nightgown/cap/slippers/candle combo. Straight-up cozy.
December 23, 2024 at 3:06 PM
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Yeah. #SEO
December 23, 2024 at 2:43 PM
It's sickening that 8 weeks from today is still only January and shows how pervasive January is as a month
December 6, 2024 at 2:30 PM
This is one clove, right?
December 4, 2024 at 6:20 PM
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Optimist: the glass is half full

Pessimist: the glass is half empty

SEO: the glass is a mug, bottle, beaker, chalice, decanter, goblet, snifter, and tumbler
November 24, 2024 at 5:45 PM
Croissants are only croissants if they're grown in the croissant region of France. Otherwise, they're just sparkling crescents.
November 22, 2024 at 7:20 PM
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I want a Chrome extension that tells me who does the SEO on every search result.

#brightonseo
November 20, 2024 at 6:34 PM
Punk #music was about hitting back at the establishment etc.

Is there any modern day punk out there? I've not really managed to keep up with much in the way of music, but I'd like to listen to "nu punk". Hit me with your recs and I'll stick them in this playlist

open.spotify.com/playlist/0yz...
Nu punk
Playlist · Jules · 4 items
open.spotify.com
November 21, 2024 at 3:53 PM
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i hate when my stomach growls... just eat the fat oh my god
November 20, 2024 at 4:20 PM
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Be the change you’d like to find down the back of the sofa.
November 19, 2024 at 10:41 PM
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I’m contractually obligated to tell you guys the Boston Red Sox added Jhoestynxon Garcia to their 40-man roster and his nickname is “The Password.”
November 20, 2024 at 1:14 AM
Email: your package has been delivered.

Me: I know, I was there.

The package:
November 20, 2024 at 1:40 PM
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With all that’s going on in the world right now, I don’t know how Premier Inn can guarantee anyone a good night’s sleep.
November 18, 2024 at 4:51 PM
Gotta say, I'm really enjoying flapjack and milk for my after dinner snack. Something quite cosy about it
November 18, 2024 at 7:06 PM
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I would like to speak up today for the trans community.

You see, I know a bit of what it’s like to be politically scapegoated. When Japan attacked Pearl Harbor in 1941, suddenly anyone in America who had any amount of Japanese ancestry became suspect. Politicians preyed upon ignorance and fear. /1
November 17, 2024 at 6:19 PM