if they want to go back to the 1950s, we’re bringing the cuisine back to the 1950s too. you put me in the kitchen, I will spend 100% of my time in there finding how much horseradish and shrimp I can put in Jello before God personally comes down here to stop me.

The remote work debate was funny because it forced the question "Is a job something valuable you do or is it a place you go to be watched like daycare" and the answer for a lot of them was yeah it's the daycare thing now come on inside recess is over

So many Gen X kids were profoundly shaped by TWIN PEAKS. At recess or during lunch my classmates spoke of the Log Lady, a small man in a red business suit who speaks backwards or how Leland Palmer leapt onto his daughter’s coffin as it was being lowered into the ground, riding it like a rodeo bull.

stop sending him emails with action items. he does not want them. and god help you if there's a meeting request in there.

on “Wonderful Christmastime,” Sir Paul McCartney set out to make a timeless christmas classic and also to figure out what every button on his synthesizer did, and he absolutely succeeded at one of those things

People act like cancel culture is real but then you go out and everyone is applauding this guy even though he stole fuckin Christmas 67 years ago

[sign in the Terminator's kitchen]
come with me if you want to live, laugh, love

God: When the humans are alone, they should be able to hear music in their heads sometimes.

Angel: That's a lovely idea.

God: And it should be a 8 second loop of a song they don't really like and can't exactly remember the lyrics to.

Angel: ...

God: There's no way to make it stop.