JuanCha
juancha.bsky.social
JuanCha
@juancha.bsky.social
Attorney. Family man. Baseball and gaming fan. Trying things out in this new social.

Obligatory note that my comments are not meant to be legal advice and likes and reposts aren’t necessarily endorsements.

Pic. by the talented Nica.Arts.
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My cartoon for the latest issue of New Scientist. 🧪
Lots more of my science cartoons here: www.newscientist.com/author/tom-gauld/
June 12, 2023 at 1:14 PM
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And this happened last Monday. Feels like ages ago LOL
June 9, 2023 at 11:07 PM
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Ladies and gentlemen... the weekend.
June 9, 2023 at 11:00 PM
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now I've heard there was a secret

beastie boys: CHORD

that david played and it pleased the

beastie boys: LORD

but you don't really care for music

beastie boys: DO YA
June 3, 2023 at 10:59 PM
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Late to it but wanted to share some of my grandfather's sketches during his time at war. As my first post on this platform I wanted it to be impactful.

Patriotism doesn't have to be toxic and those of us on the left should be more adamant about reclaiming it.
June 1, 2023 at 3:55 PM
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[scooby doo voice]
rregnant???
May 21, 2023 at 4:00 PM
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me but as yellow cake uranium
May 22, 2023 at 12:25 AM
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SAG hasn’t gone on strike in 23 years. The possibility of them striking while WGA is on strike, and while the interest in and support for labor is higher than it’s been in a long time, plus celebrities demonstrating union organizing and solidarity is such an exciting prospect.
May 18, 2023 at 3:15 AM
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It’s so hot
May 18, 2023 at 6:52 PM
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me yelling at randos on twitter for the last 14 years
May 16, 2023 at 4:12 PM
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My grandmother lived to be 102.

When I asked what her secret was, she said, “God’s punishing me.”
May 16, 2023 at 6:47 PM
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I don’t know who needs to hear this, but no, sharks cannot smell a drop of blood a mile away. That’s not how smell works.

When you smell something, tiny particles of that something are interacting with chemoreceptors in your nose.

Remember that next time you smell something gross.
May 17, 2023 at 1:03 PM
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What video game executives will learn from Tears of the Kingdom:
- Games all need crafting now

What they should learn from Tears of the Kingdom:
- Retaining your staff is vital
- The graphical fidelity arms race is a waste of money
- Games all need rockets now
May 16, 2023 at 2:25 PM
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And bring back the best era of electronics aesthetics!!
May 15, 2023 at 1:31 PM
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God’s fundamental irritation with us can be seen in the fact that we can get sore, tight legs from walking DOWNHILL. It’s like “oh, you thought you’d take an EASY hike? Let’s see how that turns out for you. Look at you, hobbling trying to catch the elevator. Run, bitch, run!”
May 15, 2023 at 2:02 PM
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Block the fuck outta people. Block early. Block often. Block with the wild abandon borne from the knowledge that blocking is love for yourself and everyone who follows you online. Block for the dopamine rush of consigning yet another fucknuckle to oblivion. Block to set an example for others. Block.
The people who most push the nonsense position that blocking is weakness are white cis guys. I am so tired of hearing about how I need to listen to people I don’t agree with. No I don’t.

My social media account is my house. You don’t come in my house and put your fucking feet on my couch. 
In the post Twitter era, we should focus on helping others realize that enforcing very strong online boundaries doesn’t make you a bad or closed-minded person.
May 15, 2023 at 1:48 PM
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So... we're excited to launch: Moderator Mayhem (which we've spent the last few months building, in partnership with Engine). A browser-based mobile content moderation simulator game: https://moderatormayhem.engine.is/
May 11, 2023 at 4:31 PM
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In which I post a daily shark fact on Bluesky every day unless I forget in which case they’ll be more like daily-ish:

The megamouth shark (Megachasma pelagios, “giant mouth of the deep”) was discovered by the US navy when they hit one. With their anchor.
May 13, 2023 at 12:46 PM
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any social network over a certain size is an unpleasant place. I tweeted a story yesterday on main Twitter and now we're at the part of the discourse where strangers tell me I'm too fat for anyone to want to rape me. people are inherently terrible and I don't think the infrastructure changes that
May 13, 2023 at 3:44 PM
Welcome to the clear blue skies. May your skeets all get 12 likes! @pmq.bsky.social
May 12, 2023 at 4:54 PM
Hey @pfrazee.bsky.social. Don't know if it has been reported, so sorry if it's a multiple report. I keep sending links to Skeets to a friend who has an active account via messages but they all open to a "Join Bluesky" screen. We are both signed into Bluesky in the browser. @grimbizzy.bsky.social
May 12, 2023 at 11:49 AM
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Goodnight. Tonight I’m not humble because I know it’s a night for tiny turtles (but I love small chameleons so much)
May 12, 2023 at 2:15 AM
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AC: this was a public service we at CNN endured to inform you of the dangers

while execs are bragging to Wall Street they’re rebranding CNN to lure disaffected Fox viewers - THE PRECISE audience that town hall appealed to

and BLAMING VIEWERS for not wanting to face reality? 😳
May 12, 2023 at 2:29 AM