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@jteethy.bsky.social
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Mobile gaming artist and occasional cartoonist.
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noethematt.bsky.social
"I DON'T NEED YOU TO FUCKING REWRITE WHAT I'VE JUST WRITTEN!"
October 28, 2025 at 10:46 AM
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andrewkostrub.bsky.social
Updating my LEGO White House
October 23, 2025 at 2:51 AM
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indivisible.org
This is what democracy looks like. #NoKings
October 18, 2025 at 11:22 PM
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karaswisher.bsky.social
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September 16, 2025 at 3:34 PM
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joshuajfriedman.com
Behold, the best 9/11 humor of all time: The Onion's TV listings (my favorite row is MTV)
ON TV TONIGHT (columns for 8:00, 9:00, 10:00) ABC: Attack On America America Attacked America In Crisis America Still In Crisis NBC: A Nation Looks Around For Someone To Hit America On The Verge Of Flying Off The Handle America's Time Of Trial: Who Fucking Wants Some? You? Do You? How 'Bout You? CBS Dan Rather's 83rd Straight Hour On The Air Dan Rather Seriously Loses His Shit Medicating Dan Rather BET Wartime At The Apollo Tavis Smiley Presents: Terrorists Strike America-The White Man Finds Somebody Else To Fear And Demonize For A Change MTV The 100 Greatest, But, In Light Of Recent Events, Not As Important As Being Good To Our Loved Ones, Videos Of All Time Yo! MTV Extends Its Condolences Talking To Blink 182 About The Tragedy Carson Daly In Way Over His Head Lifetime Golden Girls Golden Girls Golden Girls Golden Girls Golden Girls Golden Girls History Last Tuesday In History Two Weeks Ago, As Told By Those Who Lived It Last Tuesday In History (rerun)
September 11, 2024 at 4:08 PM
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echamp.bsky.social
If you don't already, watch Colbert. He is a man with no more f*cks left to give. And it's glorious.

Check out this song parody from last night's show: Mike Johnson Delays House Epstein Vote Until September
July 23, 2025 at 8:46 PM
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pattonoswalt.bsky.social
“Superman is too woke!”

Literally the first page of the first ever appearance of Superman:
July 11, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Tonight through Sunday I'll be performing in this production of Shakespeare's Twelfth Night at Montreal West town hall. I play the notorious drunk and troublemaker, Sir Toby Belch. My daughter will be playing Lady Olivia, my niece. All proceeds go to charity. Poster by me! Come see us if you can.
Younkers Little Theatre Troupe presents William Shakespeare's Twelfth Night at the Montreal West town Hall. Performances are: - Friday June 13 at 7:30pm - Saturday June 14 at 2:00pm - Saturday June 14 at 7:30pm - Sunday June 15 at 2:00pm Tickets are $30 for adults and $25 for students and seniors. All proceeds go to charity.
June 13, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Awesome birthday gift! Blu-ray of Tex Avery's Screwball Classics, Vol. 3! Woo hoo!
Blu-ray edition of Tex Avery's Screwball Classics Vol. 3
April 30, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Mailbox joy! Spent a birthday gift card on a dvd boxed set of black and white Porky Pig cartoons, and the new Blu-ray volume of Looney Tunes Collector's Choice!
Porky Pig 101 dvd boxed set and Blu-ray of Looney Tunes Collector's Choice Volume 4
April 30, 2025 at 8:28 PM
A film that takes place where you're from.
Richard Dreyfus in 1974's The Apprenticeship of Duddy Kravitz, standing in front of Wilensky's Deli.
April 18, 2025 at 5:42 PM
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lazynezumi.com
Lazy Nezumi Pro update 25.03.27 adds locking and other new features to the Perspective Ellipse ruler!
It also adds support for TVPaint 12, and adds a workaround for an XPPen wintab driver bug that was blocking pen input.
lazynezumi.com/news2025#03.27
#LazyNezumi #Photoshop #ClipStudio #DigitalArt
March 28, 2025 at 6:35 PM
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mike10010100.com
This is fucking incredible.
REYES: [The order] calls an entire category of people dishonest, dishonorable, undisciplined, immodest, who lack integrity, people who have taken an oath to defend this country, people who have been under fire, people who have received medals for taking fire for this country. I want to know from the government whether that language expresses 'animus.' Does that express animus? DOJ ATTORNEY: Not in any constitutional- REYES: In a commonsense way. This is a policy from the President of the United States affecting thousands of people ... to call an entire group of people, lying dishonest people who are undisciplined, immodest and have no integrity. How is that anything other than showing animus? DOJ ATTORNEY: I don't have an answer for you. REYES: You do have an answer, you just don't want to give it... People can make solid arguments as to why some or even most transgender people shouldn't be in the military We're dealing with unadulterated animus. We are dealing with the president of the United States dealing with a group of people serving their country... calling them liars. (Reyes then said she changed her courtroom orders to bar people who graduated from UVA law school from appearing before her because "they're all liars and lack integrity and are undisciplined and can't possibly meet the high rigors of benign a lawyer for the government" She made the DOJ lawyer sit down on that basis, then after he did, she called him back up and asked whether that was a display of animus.)
February 18, 2025 at 7:53 PM
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mekka.mekka-tech.com
Hey, while we're talking about erasing history:

In 1949 the US military held its first Aeriel Gunnery Competition, later known as "Top Gun."

The best of the best competed in dogfighting and other skills. The team that won, was the 332nd: The Tuskegee airmen.

So they refused to announce a winner🤡
James Harvey III, Tuskegee airman, leader of the team that won the US military's first aerial gunnery competition for combat aviators. AKA, Top Gun. James Harvey is a handsome Black man in WW2 uniform with an indomitableble look of calm confidence. Tom Cruise in an aviation suit and Rayban aviator sunglasses from Top Gun.
January 27, 2025 at 2:21 AM
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scottedelman.bsky.social
Donald Trump's inauguration had me once again thinking of these words from H. L. Mencken's obituary for William Jennings Bryan, published July 27, 1925: "He was ignorant, bigoted, self- seeking, blatant and dishonest. ... Imagine a gentleman, and you have imagined everything that he was not."
But what of his life? Did he accomplish any useful thing? Was he, in his day, of any dignity as a man, and of any value to his fellow-men? I doubt it. Bryan, at his best, was simply a magnificent job-seeker. The issues that he bawled about usually meant nothing to him. He was ready to abandon them whenever he could make votes by doing so, and to take up new ones at a moment's notice. For years he evaded Prohibition as dangerous; then he embraced it as profitable. At the Democratic National Convention last year he was on both sides, and distrusted by both. In his last great battle there was only a baleful and ridiculous malignancy. If he was pathetic, he was also disgusting. Bryan was a vulgar and common man, a cad undiluted. He was ignorant, bigoted, self- seeking, blatant and dishonest. His career brought him into contact with the first men of his time; he preferred the company of rustic ignoramuses. It was hard to believe, watching him at Dayton, that he had traveled, that he had been received in civilized societies, that he had been a high officer of state. He seemed only a poor clod like those around him, deluded by a childish theology, full of an almost pathological hatred of all learning, all human dignity, all beauty, all fine and noble things. He was a peasant come home to the dung-pile. Imagine a gentleman, and you have imagined everything that he was not. The job before democracy is to get rid of such canaille. If it fails, they will devour it.
January 21, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Also @tokimeki.blue
January 14, 2025 at 10:21 PM
City News came to our rehearsal last night to do a story on the play! Devon is of course front and centre. You can spot me in one of the group shots. (Like Where's Waldo, but plaid:P) Come on out to see us and to support a good cause.
January 14, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Hey, come see me and my kids in Appointment with Death, an Agatha Christie play! If you ever read the book or saw the movie, this will still be mostly new to you, because Christie removed Poirot and significantly altered the plot. All proceeds are going to charity. Let me know if you plan to attend
January 10, 2025 at 6:39 PM
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leahstokes.bsky.social
Cannot stop thinking about how Octavia Butler wrote a book in 1993 about climate change. It opens with deadly fires in LA in 2025. In the story, a fascist President has just won office with the campaign slogan "Make America Great Again."

She was a modern day Nostradamus. If only we'd listened.
The cover of the book Parable of the Sower.
January 9, 2025 at 8:09 PM
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cmmnsensedspnsr.bsky.social
Some folks are pretty good seeing things coming.
Passage from Carl Sagan’s A demon-haunted world book.
December 18, 2024 at 11:37 AM
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louisathelast.bsky.social
Please tell your kids, every damn day if necessary, that chatGPT is not a goddamn search engine and you shouldn’t believe a word it says. Tell the adults too, but it’s especially imperative to inoculate kids against this
spavel.bsky.social Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · Jul 6
Well this is grim
weird interaction with a student this week. they kept coming up with weird "facts" ("greek is actually a combination of four other languages") that left me baffled. i said let's look this stuff up together, and they said ok, i'll open a search bar, and they opened... ch*tgpt and i was like "this is not a search bar" and they were like "yes it is, you can search for anything in here" the thing that made me feel crazy is like. every kid that's using this as a browser is getting new BESPOKE false "facts." this isn't "a widespread misconception about X that stems from how it's taught in schools." each individual kid is now hooked into a Nonsense Machine with the "widespread misconception about X" you can start at a baseline. like, ok, in tenth grade we all talk about X thing from history, and that leaves us with some misguided concepts about X, but we can correct that as students get broader understandings of the world but with this, each child is getting UNIQUE wrong facts they are SURE are correct... because they did what we told them to do! they "looked it up"! they got it from somewhere! it's not a kid making up a belief on hearsay and assumption... it's something they think they LEARNED this kid was extremely combative with me, and i understood why. i was sitting in front of him and telling him that the internet, a computer, technology, all these supposedly authoritative things... were wrong. and that i, one person, was right. he basically *couldn't* believe me. 8 135 3.8K 97K ... stillorangecrushed @stilloranged. 7h he decided that i was simply a teacher who'd made a mistake. he could check it, after all! he could look it up! he could find the REAL facts. i obviously hadn't done that, i was just an adult who'd decided i was smarter than him. hence the defensiveness. like i said: i understood 5 760 3.2K 82K stillorangecrushed @stilloranged. 7h ... it was so fucking rough. i did my best, but i am one person trying to work against a campaign of misinformation so vast that it fucking terrifies me. this kid is being set up for a life lived entirely inside the hall of mirrors
December 10, 2024 at 2:38 PM
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jeffsharlet.bsky.social
Using one of my NYT gift links for this brilliantly presented consideration of brilliantly weird Charles Burns by @thielman.bsky.social. I bought the book a while ago, but I'm glad I ended up waiting to read it so I could have Sam's thoughts in mind when I do. www.nytimes.com/interactive/...
How Charles Burns Is Reinventing Romance Comics With ‘Final Cut’
To fully understand Charles Burns’s remarkable graphic novel, “Final Cut,” you have to look closely at the way in which it was rendered.
www.nytimes.com
November 20, 2024 at 7:16 AM
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mattpeterson.bsky.social
It’s real and it’s spectacular www.status.news/p/the-onion-...
The Onion acquires Infowars
As part of the deal, The Onion will own Infowars' website, product inventory, customers lists, social media accounts, and intellectual property.
www.status.news
November 14, 2024 at 2:07 PM
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colemooreodell.bsky.social
A Note from Daily Planet Publisher Morgan Edge: In the ongoing battle between Superman and Lex Luthor, the Daily Planet has decided not to support either figure. We trust our readers here in Metropolis and elsewhere to make up their own minds. While some may question our decision, calling it an abdication of responsibility, we don't see it that way. We are merely returning to our roots. I note that the Planet only started endorsing those involved in metahuman conflict in the Crimson Avenger/Ultra-Humanite battles of 1937, for understandable reasons at the time. I accept the resignations of Editor in Chief Perry White, reporter Lois Lane, gossip columnist Cat Grant, politics desk editor Ron Troupe, and staff photographer James Bartholomew Olsen. Steve Lombard, formerly of the sports division, has accepted the role of EIC and will lead the paper to new heights. I am also proud to announce our new media partnership with LexCorp.
October 25, 2024 at 7:38 PM