Jason
@jtbrooks78.bsky.social
Photographer, movie watcher, backpacker, petter of dogs. The angriest people pleaser you know.
November 18, 2025 at 1:30 PM
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Our next Scary Season 🎃 critter is the Turkey Vulture (Cathartes aura) which gets a bad rap for their role as nature's Carrion Cleaning Crew.
They have a huge range from Eastern US down to South America.
Here's an interesting fact: you've never heard a vulture call because they don't have one.
They have a huge range from Eastern US down to South America.
Here's an interesting fact: you've never heard a vulture call because they don't have one.
October 31, 2025 at 12:26 PM
Our next Scary Season 🎃 critter is the Turkey Vulture (Cathartes aura) which gets a bad rap for their role as nature's Carrion Cleaning Crew.
They have a huge range from Eastern US down to South America.
Here's an interesting fact: you've never heard a vulture call because they don't have one.
They have a huge range from Eastern US down to South America.
Here's an interesting fact: you've never heard a vulture call because they don't have one.
High Key image of a grasshopper, 8Sep25.
September 9, 2025 at 2:13 PM
High Key image of a grasshopper, 8Sep25.
Daisy, taken on the garden grounds at the Biltmore.
August 21, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Daisy, taken on the garden grounds at the Biltmore.
Conservatory at the Biltmore.
August 14, 2025 at 11:49 AM
Conservatory at the Biltmore.
Pope, Lies, and Videotape
Pope Hard with a Vengeance
An American Werepope in London
April 22, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Pope, Lies, and Videotape
A movie that takes place where you’re from
Fictional school set at the real St. Andrews School in my town in DE.
Fictional school set at the real St. Andrews School in my town in DE.
April 16, 2025 at 8:35 PM
A movie that takes place where you’re from
Fictional school set at the real St. Andrews School in my town in DE.
Fictional school set at the real St. Andrews School in my town in DE.
Wolf Moon rising over DC on 12Jan25.
January 14, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Wolf Moon rising over DC on 12Jan25.
Referring to myself as ‘skeptic’ so that everyone has a heads up about how unbearable I am.
Referring to myself as ‘authentic’ so that everyone has a heads up about how unbearable I am.
November 12, 2024 at 2:27 AM
Referring to myself as ‘skeptic’ so that everyone has a heads up about how unbearable I am.
I don’t think he’s taking me seriously.
October 8, 2024 at 7:24 PM
I don’t think he’s taking me seriously.
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[through chopstick walrus tusks] divorth?
April 28, 2023 at 11:25 PM
[through chopstick walrus tusks] divorth?
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I FUCKING WON
A cop shot a girl in the eye at a protest. She won a million-dollar verdict at trial and the judge wiped it out on qualified immunity. Now I'm trying to get it back for her.
September 16, 2024 at 4:55 PM
I FUCKING WON
After placing 72 bags and cans of assorted nuts on the conveyor belt at the checkout…
Cashier: 😳
Me *being ratatouilled by this chipmunk*: 😁
Cashier: 😳
Me *being ratatouilled by this chipmunk*: 😁
August 22, 2024 at 11:40 AM
After placing 72 bags and cans of assorted nuts on the conveyor belt at the checkout…
Cashier: 😳
Me *being ratatouilled by this chipmunk*: 😁
Cashier: 😳
Me *being ratatouilled by this chipmunk*: 😁
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Send me a photo of your pet and an explanation of what ware they would sell if they ran a tiny store.
Waffles would sell small vintage radios that he lovingly restored.
Waffles would sell small vintage radios that he lovingly restored.
July 25, 2024 at 11:14 PM
Send me a photo of your pet and an explanation of what ware they would sell if they ran a tiny store.
Waffles would sell small vintage radios that he lovingly restored.
Waffles would sell small vintage radios that he lovingly restored.
Me: I will have the Life please
Waiter: Excellent choice, Sir.
Me: *sucks the marrow out and throws the bony carcass aside* Another!
Waiter: Sorry, Sir. Limit one per customer.
Me: Damn. Wasted it.
Waiter: Excellent choice, Sir.
Me: *sucks the marrow out and throws the bony carcass aside* Another!
Waiter: Sorry, Sir. Limit one per customer.
Me: Damn. Wasted it.
May 25, 2024 at 2:23 PM
Me: I will have the Life please
Waiter: Excellent choice, Sir.
Me: *sucks the marrow out and throws the bony carcass aside* Another!
Waiter: Sorry, Sir. Limit one per customer.
Me: Damn. Wasted it.
Waiter: Excellent choice, Sir.
Me: *sucks the marrow out and throws the bony carcass aside* Another!
Waiter: Sorry, Sir. Limit one per customer.
Me: Damn. Wasted it.
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May 23, 2024 at 8:23 PM
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An early favorite for my photography pursuits. Bridges where I grew up over the C&D Canal in Delaware.
May 14, 2024 at 9:13 PM
An early favorite for my photography pursuits. Bridges where I grew up over the C&D Canal in Delaware.
Andy’s candies
Andes Candies
And deez candies
Andy’s Andes Candies and deez candies
Is this anything?
Andes Candies
And deez candies
Andy’s Andes Candies and deez candies
Is this anything?
May 10, 2024 at 1:03 AM
Andy’s candies
Andes Candies
And deez candies
Andy’s Andes Candies and deez candies
Is this anything?
Andes Candies
And deez candies
Andy’s Andes Candies and deez candies
Is this anything?
I will not be acknowledging your second “god bless you.” Leave me my dignity and let me sneeze in peace.
May 8, 2024 at 12:36 PM
I will not be acknowledging your second “god bless you.” Leave me my dignity and let me sneeze in peace.
2 grilled cheeses is the right number of grilled cheeses.
May 2, 2024 at 10:54 PM
2 grilled cheeses is the right number of grilled cheeses.
At my funeral.
Eulogist: let us bow our heads, join hands, and just for a minute, let's all do the bump (bump, bump, bump)
Eulogist: let us bow our heads, join hands, and just for a minute, let's all do the bump (bump, bump, bump)
April 30, 2024 at 3:17 PM
At my funeral.
Eulogist: let us bow our heads, join hands, and just for a minute, let's all do the bump (bump, bump, bump)
Eulogist: let us bow our heads, join hands, and just for a minute, let's all do the bump (bump, bump, bump)