being a cat person is so crazy bc you live with someone who is undeniably annoying and you're always thinking "maybe i should get another cat"

they called him “sleepy joe” because we could sleep at night

Those trying to understand the tariffs as economic policy are dangerously naive.

No, the tariffs are a tool to collapse our democracy. A means to compel loyalty from every business that will need to petition Trump for relief.

1/ A 🧵 to explain his plan and how we fight back.

BREAKING: Senate just UNANIMOUSLY restored $1.1 billion for DC local govt that was eliminated

Why?

Because Senators of BOTH parties work in DC - and most have homes there - and none of them want to be in a hellhole

Now - try applying that same logic to THE REST OF THE COUNTRY

I'd be pretty psyched if Zelensky were the U.S. president.

What if something good happened

This is just one of thousands of harrowing stories told about the U.S. Government abandoning Americans abroad in the USAID shutdown. This is Benghazi times a million. 1/

sucks that this is all happening in an era where we’re burdened with the knowledge that cigarettes are bad for you

everything happens so much

I do feel like so many people are getting dumber in a way that’s depressing but also I’m jealous?

my head is hurting thinking about how stupid everything is about to get

reading my retweets and likes for one last lol before deleting 🥲

planning on food network and HGTV brain for the next four (plus) years