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My new year's resolution is just to serve cunt tbh
January 1, 2025 at 9:36 AM
My new year's resolution is just to serve cunt tbh
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Hmm can we workshop the name please? They’re going to be bullied by the skibidi kids
January 1, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Hmm can we workshop the name please? They’re going to be bullied by the skibidi kids
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December 3, 2024 at 3:13 AM
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I love saying the word exacerbate like I know what the fuck fancy words are. I’ll toss that into anything. Don’t exacerbate that sandwich by putting on too much mustard. What are you gonna do? Challenge me, the man who used the fancy word?
December 2, 2024 at 3:20 AM
I love saying the word exacerbate like I know what the fuck fancy words are. I’ll toss that into anything. Don’t exacerbate that sandwich by putting on too much mustard. What are you gonna do? Challenge me, the man who used the fancy word?
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Want my wedding ring? Come and try to take it.
December 3, 2024 at 1:00 AM
Want my wedding ring? Come and try to take it.
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Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day.
Teach a man to fish, he'll contribute to the global overdepletion of the ocean.
So give him a salad, maybe.
Teach a man to fish, he'll contribute to the global overdepletion of the ocean.
So give him a salad, maybe.
December 1, 2024 at 11:56 PM
Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day.
Teach a man to fish, he'll contribute to the global overdepletion of the ocean.
So give him a salad, maybe.
Teach a man to fish, he'll contribute to the global overdepletion of the ocean.
So give him a salad, maybe.
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I found my first gray pubic hair today. Things like this don't normally bother me but this was in my coffee at Starbucks.
November 24, 2024 at 2:59 PM
I found my first gray pubic hair today. Things like this don't normally bother me but this was in my coffee at Starbucks.
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November 25, 2024 at 12:26 AM
Have you ever met people who you really really want to be friends with and you tried so hard to make it happen but you just don't click you desperately just want to be friends but the other party is just not into it 😔
November 23, 2024 at 3:20 AM
Have you ever met people who you really really want to be friends with and you tried so hard to make it happen but you just don't click you desperately just want to be friends but the other party is just not into it 😔
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All I've ever really wanted out of life is to be friends with lots of girls.
I date sometimes. I cared a lot about my career & had lots of hobbies before I got sick.
But honestly if I could do whatever I wanted, I would just have a million slumber parties till the day I died, and I'd die happy🥳
I date sometimes. I cared a lot about my career & had lots of hobbies before I got sick.
But honestly if I could do whatever I wanted, I would just have a million slumber parties till the day I died, and I'd die happy🥳
November 22, 2024 at 10:32 AM
All I've ever really wanted out of life is to be friends with lots of girls.
I date sometimes. I cared a lot about my career & had lots of hobbies before I got sick.
But honestly if I could do whatever I wanted, I would just have a million slumber parties till the day I died, and I'd die happy🥳
I date sometimes. I cared a lot about my career & had lots of hobbies before I got sick.
But honestly if I could do whatever I wanted, I would just have a million slumber parties till the day I died, and I'd die happy🥳
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Do you think Ariel ate the scallops whose shells she wears as a bra or that they’re still in there and that’s how they’re suctioned to her boobs?
Boss: I meant any questions about the presentation.
Boss: I meant any questions about the presentation.
November 13, 2024 at 11:52 AM
Do you think Ariel ate the scallops whose shells she wears as a bra or that they’re still in there and that’s how they’re suctioned to her boobs?
Boss: I meant any questions about the presentation.
Boss: I meant any questions about the presentation.
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childhood trauma got me thinking stupid shit as an adult like wow I can just order a pizza and eat that right now
November 12, 2024 at 1:05 AM
childhood trauma got me thinking stupid shit as an adult like wow I can just order a pizza and eat that right now
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Barista: Can I have a name for the order?
Me: Jason
Barista: And your pronouns?
Me: What? Why do you need my pronouns???
Barista: We can't complete the order without them.
Me: Why????
Barista: Because the only service we provide here is fake outrage stories for engagement
Me: Jason
Barista: And your pronouns?
Me: What? Why do you need my pronouns???
Barista: We can't complete the order without them.
Me: Why????
Barista: Because the only service we provide here is fake outrage stories for engagement
November 11, 2024 at 11:34 PM
Barista: Can I have a name for the order?
Me: Jason
Barista: And your pronouns?
Me: What? Why do you need my pronouns???
Barista: We can't complete the order without them.
Me: Why????
Barista: Because the only service we provide here is fake outrage stories for engagement
Me: Jason
Barista: And your pronouns?
Me: What? Why do you need my pronouns???
Barista: We can't complete the order without them.
Me: Why????
Barista: Because the only service we provide here is fake outrage stories for engagement
I really really wanna go eat hotel breakfast 😔
November 10, 2024 at 1:16 PM
I really really wanna go eat hotel breakfast 😔
November 10, 2024 at 1:15 PM
No more 5 Guys Burgers & Fries until men apologize. You'll find me at Three Ladies Taters & Gravies.
November 10, 2024 at 1:15 PM