is there anyone out there

bro i'm still not feeling anything are you sure this is 5 gum

crafting the kind of contraption that's going to free my spirit

have you given up yet dude? realized you're just a regular guy yet? No cursed blade's ever gonna choose you man. Just pack it in. Start a family. The village could use a blacksmith

we have invented a new power source consisting of one million guys yelling. it does not work and we're gonna get bonesawed

[supportively] have you considered letting shame guide you astray from the self?

Tried to see the light of the day but the shadows come quicker and quicker

time to temporarily die and be reborn tomorrow as the exact same guy

a service job is just a place where hundreds of people will ask you how your day is going without actually listening to the answer you give

proud to announce that in honor of men's mental health month i will be slowly sinking into the floor

haters will say "You can't smoke your way out of depression" and that "you must confront your demons head on or they will plague you forever" and also that "no obstacle is insurmountable if you believe in yourself" and they would be right

in my "you'll see... you'll all see" era