if i don't goof off for 3 to 7 hours every night when i should be sleeping then i'll die

good night every one. see you in the morning

ⓘ This user is going to read about aliens for 2h48m after the timestamp of this post

I hate living through various eras. I would like to exist outside time, eating a sandwich

Feeling real bad that a stupid joke on my Twitter spoiled Succession for my friend to the point he unfollowed me, but also feeling too insecure to Tweet about it

Wearing the same clothes for a week means I'm using less water for laundry so actually I'm not depressed I'm an environmentalist

Pretty disappointed to find out that Jeff Lynne isn't on this app.

Is this the content people want here?

Looking for Slack in your phone’s ‘social’ folder should be legitimate cause for concern

I have not really got any idea how this works, but I’ll try:)