Julian Gregory
jrg-esq.bsky.social
Julian Gregory
@jrg-esq.bsky.social
Criminal defense attorney, gamer, nerd
He/him
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One of my favorite Douglas Adams quotes:

“All opinions are not equal. Some are a very great deal more robust, sophisticated, and well supported in logic and argument than others.”

More timely today than ever, don't you think? 💙

#WritingCommunity #WriteSky #BookSky
November 28, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Free legal advice: you may think your email address of "B00tylick3r6969xxx420@whatever" is clever, but having it appear in your public defender application (which is filed with the court) presents certain challenges for your future attorney
September 26, 2025 at 2:32 AM
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Zohran Mamdani is leading in the polls in the NYC Mayor's race. Kamala Harris says he's earned Democratic backing, but some party leaders have been slow to endorse the Democratic-Socialist candidate.
Former VP Harris endorses Mamdani for NYC Mayor as some Democrats stay silent
Zohran Mamdani is leading in the polls in the NYC Mayor's race. Kamala Harris says he's earned Democratic backing, but some party leaders have been slow to endorse the Democratic-Socialist candidate.
n.pr
September 23, 2025 at 4:28 PM
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One of these rich dudes invested in a food company with all proceeds going to kids in need. The other started Sundance Institute, boosting the lives of countless artists. Hey modern rich dudes, don't be a typical greedy AI crypto-prick, be like these two.
September 16, 2025 at 7:31 PM
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“The study found that about 7% of US adults have been present at the scene of a mass shooting in their lifetime, and more than 2% have been injured during one.”
One in 15 Americans has witnessed a mass shooting – study
Report finds that 7% of Americans have been present at the scene of a mass shooting and 2% have been injured in one
www.theguardian.com
September 16, 2025 at 3:46 PM
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I just saw that today's date (9/16/25 in America, 16.9.25 in the civilized world) is a series of squares: 3x3/4x4/5x5

Everything is terrible, but that's something cool about today that we can all enjoy for a moment. Math is a language of the Universe. I love when I hear it like this.

#numbernerd
September 16, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Gawyn the Shorgi says hello Bluesky! #gawyntheshorgi #shorgisofbluesky
September 4, 2025 at 3:44 AM
I got two vaccinations today. I'm feeling kind of crappy now, so I googled the side effects of said vaccines. I realized my error as I read the results. My algorithm's gonna go wild because now Google thinks I'm an anti-vaxer.
July 27, 2025 at 2:16 AM
As I was leaving my office and heading to court, I was accosted by a man outside the public library across from my office. "Lawyers suck! Get a job!"

My dude, you're standing outside of a library and haven't bathed in a week.

But I'ma go ahead and take that personally.
March 26, 2025 at 5:58 PM
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we are living under fascism right now
March 21, 2025 at 5:08 PM
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It's frustrating when people who claim to be progressive or academic claim that "UBI is a fantasy about when the robots show up."

Theres a number of examples i could use, but (for instance) this guy arrived at the idea without a single robot in his deductive reasoning in 1917.
March 20, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Someone at the Department of Education better step up and zero out student loan balances before they shut off the power
March 21, 2025 at 3:10 AM
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Please understand me when I say that you cannot talk yourself out of criminal charges. You can, however, talk yourself into them.

"I invoke my rights to silence and counsel and will not answer questions without my attorney present" is the ONLY thing you should EVER say to a police officer, EVER.
February 25, 2025 at 3:44 PM
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Penny Arcade for February 20th 2008 , 17 years ago today!
www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2008/0...
The Areas Of Our Expertise - Penny Arcade
Videogaming-related online strip by Mike Krahulik and Jerry Holkins. Includes news and commentary.
www.penny-arcade.com
February 20, 2025 at 6:03 PM
These motherfuckers just expect us to rawdog the hellish reality they impose
February 15, 2025 at 3:18 AM
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The Oregon Trail generation speaks
I am going to be so pissed if--after everything--I do, in fact, die of dysentery.
February 13, 2025 at 9:36 PM
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Incoming Asteroid xkcd.com/3049
February 12, 2025 at 1:53 AM
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De-Nazify shit.
January 31, 2025 at 6:16 PM
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Most newsprint comes from Canada. Very cool! Very good and very cool that this is happening! They certainly know what they're doing this time!
Leavitt: "The president will be implementing tomorrow 25 percent tariffs on Mexico, 25 percent on Canada, and a 10 percent tariff on China."
January 31, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Who do I know in NYC who could be a safe space for a female friend of mine to stay with for a couple of days?
November 18, 2024 at 9:08 PM