Always stand up when the judge walks in. You don’t want to lose your case for lack of standing

JISOO WITH JENNIFER GARNER OMG

Not real proud of who I become when the word “unlimited” is included in my dining options.

what you have to understand is that for a certain set the true sin in political journalism is to actually care about stakes and outcomes. an unethical relationship is small potatoes compared to taking the game seriously

I no longer want to know anything about anybody.

shhhh, the lemon raspberry loaf is sleeping

albert einstein driving 99mph coming up with the idea of jacking off to fully clothed girls media tabs saying "Eureka!" and crashing ihs car

Love is weird!

you know what, i know a lot of us are thinking it, so i’ll just go ahead and say it:

the zelda games would be better if zelda was a girl.

please take a look at this [shows unbelievably beautiful, detailed game footage]. as you can see, it looks like garbage,