Joyce Picker
@joycepicker.bsky.social
Entertainment writer, humorist. Favorite band: The Who Favorite TV: Twin Peaks & SCTV Favorite movies: too many but I’m on Letterboxd. Wrote for Blue Rose Magazine, 25YL, Examiner.com, and various comedic endeavors. I’m a proud couch potato.
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Be safe out there today!
Halloween is one of the worst times to injure yourself, because people might think you’re just in a very good costume.
Halloween is one of the worst times to injure yourself, because people might think you’re just in a very good costume.
October 31, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Be safe out there today!
Halloween is one of the worst times to injure yourself, because people might think you’re just in a very good costume.
Halloween is one of the worst times to injure yourself, because people might think you’re just in a very good costume.
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"These mf are crazy" - VP Kamala Harris LMFAOOOOOOOO
Kamala Harris: “These Motherfuckers Are CRAZY” 😂💀
October 8, 2025 at 3:38 AM
"These mf are crazy" - VP Kamala Harris LMFAOOOOOOOO
I finally got tonight’s new WORDLE on the first try and I’ve been playing every night for years. It’s nice to be proud of yourself every once in a while.
September 10, 2025 at 7:08 AM
I finally got tonight’s new WORDLE on the first try and I’ve been playing every night for years. It’s nice to be proud of yourself every once in a while.
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TRIVIA: After this movie's release, Sir Alfred Hitchcock reportedly received an angry letter from the father of a girl who refused to have a bath after seeing DIABOLIQUE, and now refused to shower after seeing PSYCHO. Hitchcock sent a note back simply saying, "Send her to the dry cleaners." (IMDB) 🖤
September 9, 2025 at 3:11 AM
TRIVIA: After this movie's release, Sir Alfred Hitchcock reportedly received an angry letter from the father of a girl who refused to have a bath after seeing DIABOLIQUE, and now refused to shower after seeing PSYCHO. Hitchcock sent a note back simply saying, "Send her to the dry cleaners." (IMDB) 🖤
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Epstein victim Annie Farmer, on the demand of the release of the Epstein files:
"We are not going to be quiet, and we are not going to give up…America does not side with sexual perpetrators."
"We are not going to be quiet, and we are not going to give up…America does not side with sexual perpetrators."
September 3, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Epstein victim Annie Farmer, on the demand of the release of the Epstein files:
"We are not going to be quiet, and we are not going to give up…America does not side with sexual perpetrators."
"We are not going to be quiet, and we are not going to give up…America does not side with sexual perpetrators."
I hope he’s not just stuck in a bathtub.
August 30, 2025 at 8:20 AM
I hope he’s not just stuck in a bathtub.
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"Perimenopause is triggered when your ovaries—or 'pelvis chickens'—quit dependably laying eggs each month. Maybe some months they lay eggs, but other months they just sit on the couch, drinking a nice Malbec, eating corn nuts, and watching Better Call Saul."
Thank You for Calling the Perimenopause Hotline, Where Our Hold Times Are Completely Unpredictable
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August 11, 2025 at 1:29 AM
"Perimenopause is triggered when your ovaries—or 'pelvis chickens'—quit dependably laying eggs each month. Maybe some months they lay eggs, but other months they just sit on the couch, drinking a nice Malbec, eating corn nuts, and watching Better Call Saul."
Remembering when Letterman used to rip into GE when they owned NBC..then his later days of riffing on CBS…now they’re cancelling the whole franchise that Dave started. Horrible. What a bunch of weasels!
Dave On Stephen Colbert And CBS | David Letterman
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July 28, 2025 at 5:10 AM
Remembering when Letterman used to rip into GE when they owned NBC..then his later days of riffing on CBS…now they’re cancelling the whole franchise that Dave started. Horrible. What a bunch of weasels!
Wow-this season of Dexter is killing it (pun intended). The storylines are compelling, the acting impeccable…only four episodes in and I’m hooked. Plus, a lot of fan service related to the original series and a fun batch of celebrities, all of which I’m a fan of. Can you tell I’m digging it? #Dexter
July 26, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Wow-this season of Dexter is killing it (pun intended). The storylines are compelling, the acting impeccable…only four episodes in and I’m hooked. Plus, a lot of fan service related to the original series and a fun batch of celebrities, all of which I’m a fan of. Can you tell I’m digging it? #Dexter
This business with Stephen Colbert is reminiscent about when Norm MacDonald was fired from SNL for not stopping to make OJ Simpson jokes when the boss at NBC was buddies with the footballer/murderer.
July 18, 2025 at 2:04 AM
This business with Stephen Colbert is reminiscent about when Norm MacDonald was fired from SNL for not stopping to make OJ Simpson jokes when the boss at NBC was buddies with the footballer/murderer.
WTF?NO!!The main reason is that the people that will be in charge of CBS/Comedy Central/Paramount merger are pro-MAGA and don’t like Colbert’s clear viewpoint.Plus he called them out about bowing down to Trump and paying off a bribe.They are most likely going to go after The Daily Show, too.
CBS canceled Colbert’s show just THREE DAYS after Colbert called out CBS parent company Paramount for its $16M settlement with Trump – a deal that looks like bribery.
America deserves to know if his show was canceled for political reasons.
Watch and share his message.
America deserves to know if his show was canceled for political reasons.
Watch and share his message.
July 18, 2025 at 1:14 AM
WTF?NO!!The main reason is that the people that will be in charge of CBS/Comedy Central/Paramount merger are pro-MAGA and don’t like Colbert’s clear viewpoint.Plus he called them out about bowing down to Trump and paying off a bribe.They are most likely going to go after The Daily Show, too.
I did The NY Times thing listing my ten favorite movies of the 2000s. These are in no order and can easily change hour to hour.
June 26, 2025 at 9:43 PM
I did The NY Times thing listing my ten favorite movies of the 2000s. These are in no order and can easily change hour to hour.
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Instead of publicly chastising people who now regret voting for Trump, give them a hug. When you're in nice and close whisper "Nice job, fuckface" in their ear.
March 6, 2025 at 4:57 AM
Instead of publicly chastising people who now regret voting for Trump, give them a hug. When you're in nice and close whisper "Nice job, fuckface" in their ear.
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Wait... is this the best meme ever made?
June 5, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Wait... is this the best meme ever made?
So this television season has been about failing to keep the magic of the first two seasons in the third. I’m looking at you “Yellowjackets” and “White Lotus”!
April 7, 2025 at 4:03 AM
So this television season has been about failing to keep the magic of the first two seasons in the third. I’m looking at you “Yellowjackets” and “White Lotus”!
To my friends at The Blue Rose Magazine- @courtenaycal.bsky.social @scottryanfmp.bsky.social @thornewip.bsky.social I’m excited for issue 18.There is a significance to 18.It means “life” in Hebrew and you’re celebrating David Lynch’s life. I think he’d appreciate that, somehow.
March 20, 2025 at 9:29 PM
To my friends at The Blue Rose Magazine- @courtenaycal.bsky.social @scottryanfmp.bsky.social @thornewip.bsky.social I’m excited for issue 18.There is a significance to 18.It means “life” in Hebrew and you’re celebrating David Lynch’s life. I think he’d appreciate that, somehow.
Is Cate Blanchett the love child of Kermit the Frog and Miss Piggy? Her stylist seems to be hinting at this.
March 11, 2025 at 7:58 AM
Is Cate Blanchett the love child of Kermit the Frog and Miss Piggy? Her stylist seems to be hinting at this.
Earthquake! I guess the epicenter was pissed off about that James Bond musical mess at the Oscars, too.
March 3, 2025 at 6:26 AM
Earthquake! I guess the epicenter was pissed off about that James Bond musical mess at the Oscars, too.
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Conan: You know, Anora is having a good night. That's great news. Two wins already. I guess Americans are excited to see somebody finally stand up to a powerful Russian.
March 3, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Conan: You know, Anora is having a good night. That's great news. Two wins already. I guess Americans are excited to see somebody finally stand up to a powerful Russian.
NOT a #Severance spoiler:
Every single character’s relationship status on this show is IT’S COMPLICATED.
Every single character’s relationship status on this show is IT’S COMPLICATED.
February 21, 2025 at 4:40 AM
NOT a #Severance spoiler:
Every single character’s relationship status on this show is IT’S COMPLICATED.
Every single character’s relationship status on this show is IT’S COMPLICATED.