Jourdan
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Jourdan
@jourdan-ivy.bsky.social
60% water. The rest is mostly The Mets and Taylor Swift.
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Why does 25% AfD among young men spark a thousand "what is going on with young men?" posts yet Die Linke 34% among young women generates...nothing at all?

Yes, young men voting for the radical right is an important phenomenon. But so is young women going rad left *at even higher rates*.
February 24, 2025 at 10:58 AM
JUAN SOTO.
February 22, 2025 at 6:19 PM
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the single most un-american and anti-constitutional statement ever uttered by an american president
February 15, 2025 at 6:39 PM
PETE ALONSO!!!
February 6, 2025 at 3:20 AM
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This is what I think of as a specific kind of ignorance that heavily affects young white guys who work in tech. It says “i don’t know about this, so I assume no one else does either.” It’s new to them, so it must be new to everybody!
February 4, 2025 at 1:14 PM
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I try not to be alarmist, but as a Jewish academic with a lot of inherited familial trauma, it does not make me feel great that an avowed supporter of the German far-right now has access to my Social Security number.
February 3, 2025 at 4:05 PM
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Fourteen hours before the crash. 👇
January 30, 2025 at 6:53 PM
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I love that a white guy was flying the plane, a white guy was flying the helicopter, and a white guy gutted the FAA last week but somehow the blame is too much diversity.
January 30, 2025 at 11:49 PM
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the biggest NIMBY, anti-transit nyc city council member is now posting memes about murdering DSA members

I am not a member of DSA but this is insane. Vickie Paladino must be expelled from the council.
January 31, 2025 at 2:12 PM
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This is grossly irresponsible reporting by the AP. What’s being offered is not a buyout. The deal is if you agree to resign in September you can continue working remotely until then. There is no buyout or severance.
January 29, 2025 at 11:55 AM
Right now, somewhere deep inside NFL headquarters, there is definitely a frantic conference call happening about whether they can convince Kendrick and Taylor to wedge a verse and a half of Bad Blood into the halftime show.
January 27, 2025 at 4:34 PM
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January 23, 2025 at 3:32 PM
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Me: Oh no that trolley is going to run us over!

Guy tied up on the track next to me who somehow thinks he's actually the guy holding the lever: Lol cry more 😂
January 23, 2025 at 8:30 PM
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This is absolutely chilling.

He truly is a sociopath.
January 23, 2025 at 6:36 PM
The number of people who don’t realize this is essentially a protest bill satirizing the right’s insane fundamentalist views on “life begins at conception” is… disturbing. And kind of an indictment of our media literacy skills as a society.
A Mississippi state senator has filed a bill called the “Contraception Begins at Erection Act,” which would make it “unlawful for a person to discharge genetic material without the intent to fertilize an embryo”
Mississippi politician files ‘Contraception Begins at Erection Act’
"People can get up in arms and call it absurd but I can’t say that bothers me.”
www.wlbt.com
January 23, 2025 at 2:55 PM
How do I ctrl+alt+delete this timeline?
January 23, 2025 at 2:51 PM
My god, the tech broligarchy’s stampede to pledge fealty and kiss the ring is so pathetic. Would be laughable if it didn’t spell out disaster for the rest of us.
bro is hoping it’s not too late to join the bandwagon
January 23, 2025 at 2:49 PM
No. If it walks like a Nazi, talks like a Nazi, salutes like a Nazi, and shares fucked up eugenicist theories like a Nazi… ITS A NAZI. Him being a sad 4chan troll is besides the point.
This is perfect explanation
January 23, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Has anyone ever reached the bottom of a bottle of Rare Beauty blush? How?
January 23, 2025 at 12:36 PM
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Pin this, save it, we’ll need it.

“When a prison camp opens in your town…when a DREAMer is disappeared from your classroom…when the President destroys what’s left of the Constitution…They will all say they didn’t know this was coming. And I want the American people to know that they did.”

AOC 🔥🎯
January 22, 2025 at 9:16 PM
I’m just curious… who’s the one person that didn’t vote for Ichiro?
January 21, 2025 at 11:46 PM
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"It wasn't a seig heil"

Hey man, I'm gonna be honest. I get that it's possible that you're that stupid, but I'm not.
January 20, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Yes except that this implies it was ever about national security to begin with
A lesson from the TikTok Affair should be that bipartisan efforts to preserve U.S. national security are vulnerable to the incoming president getting bought off and switching sides for his own personal and political benefit. Not great!
January 19, 2025 at 9:33 PM
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Speaker Johnson tells Kristen Welker that he is prepared to fund mass deportations no matter what it costs as he prepares to cut Medicare and social security.
January 19, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Feels a little on the nose, no?
January 19, 2025 at 3:37 AM