Josie
@josielixir.bsky.social
30 • The most wholesome person you know • Equal parts sarcastic and dense just to keep you guessing if I got the joke or not
CashApp is $JLM1464 if you just feel like throwing money at a problem
CashApp is $JLM1464 if you just feel like throwing money at a problem
I know that very few people are going to see this, and even fewer are going to care. That's not meant to be a self-deprecating statement or anything--I just know that I don't really have much reach, and the people who will see this don't really know me. This is mostly a vent--an update for the void.
October 13, 2025 at 3:19 PM
I know that very few people are going to see this, and even fewer are going to care. That's not meant to be a self-deprecating statement or anything--I just know that I don't really have much reach, and the people who will see this don't really know me. This is mostly a vent--an update for the void.
Even with everything being bad and scary in the world right now, I'm feeling kind of sappy today, and I just feel like saying that it is one of my absolute joys lately to give my partner the opportunity at some point in her life to just be a housewife. She's my favorite, and she deserves that. 🥰
April 26, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Even with everything being bad and scary in the world right now, I'm feeling kind of sappy today, and I just feel like saying that it is one of my absolute joys lately to give my partner the opportunity at some point in her life to just be a housewife. She's my favorite, and she deserves that. 🥰
Entering my consummate professional arc
March 29, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Entering my consummate professional arc
Baby👏🏻your👏🏻tops/dommes👏🏻sometimes!!!👏🏻
There is nothing more precious than watching a girl get babied a little for the first time, and it takes VIRTUALLY NO EFFORT FROM YOU! How hard is it to be the big spoon every now and again? How hard is it to hold a cute girl? I promise they appreciate you for it
There is nothing more precious than watching a girl get babied a little for the first time, and it takes VIRTUALLY NO EFFORT FROM YOU! How hard is it to be the big spoon every now and again? How hard is it to hold a cute girl? I promise they appreciate you for it
Please show tops that you desire us and value us as people. Y'all often make us feel like organic sex toys.
I like feeling desirable. I love romance and affection. I don't want a bedroom dynamic to dictate my whole life. I want someone who sees me as more than what I'll do to them.
I like feeling desirable. I love romance and affection. I don't want a bedroom dynamic to dictate my whole life. I want someone who sees me as more than what I'll do to them.
🌌 more people need to be screaming this from the rooftops
there’s no top shortage! yall just don’t care to pursue and make tops feel desirable!
it drives me crazy when this comes up because so many of us feel like walking dildos to be discarded and then some bottoms whine that there’s none of us
there’s no top shortage! yall just don’t care to pursue and make tops feel desirable!
it drives me crazy when this comes up because so many of us feel like walking dildos to be discarded and then some bottoms whine that there’s none of us
March 4, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Baby👏🏻your👏🏻tops/dommes👏🏻sometimes!!!👏🏻
There is nothing more precious than watching a girl get babied a little for the first time, and it takes VIRTUALLY NO EFFORT FROM YOU! How hard is it to be the big spoon every now and again? How hard is it to hold a cute girl? I promise they appreciate you for it
There is nothing more precious than watching a girl get babied a little for the first time, and it takes VIRTUALLY NO EFFORT FROM YOU! How hard is it to be the big spoon every now and again? How hard is it to hold a cute girl? I promise they appreciate you for it
This is how she showed up to her exam today 😊
February 15, 2025 at 2:01 AM
This is how she showed up to her exam today 😊
What up, after a week, she is almost not sick anymore :D
February 12, 2025 at 10:23 PM
What up, after a week, she is almost not sick anymore :D
Josie coded characters as determined by girlfriend
February 1, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Josie coded characters as determined by girlfriend
Business bitch is anxious as hell tonight. Can ya tell? 🥲
January 29, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Business bitch is anxious as hell tonight. Can ya tell? 🥲
Just met an absurdly cute librarian, and I now understand the compliment when people tell me I have "cute librarian vibes"
January 25, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Just met an absurdly cute librarian, and I now understand the compliment when people tell me I have "cute librarian vibes"
Like, this is my wife
January 6, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Like, this is my wife
Nobody on this earth can fall asleep faster than my gf when she lays on my chest. Her head hits titties, and her souls leaves her body for the next hour or two.
January 6, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Nobody on this earth can fall asleep faster than my gf when she lays on my chest. Her head hits titties, and her souls leaves her body for the next hour or two.
Reposted by Josie
if you see this post, your actions are:
- if you have a spare buck, give it to Wikipedia, then repost this
- if you don't have a spare buck, just repost
your action is mandatory for the world's best source of information to survive
- if you have a spare buck, give it to Wikipedia, then repost this
- if you don't have a spare buck, just repost
your action is mandatory for the world's best source of information to survive
I’ve never donated to Wikipedia before but I set up a small monthly donation as a fuck you to the world’s richest psychopath.
Elon Musk takes aim at Wikipedia
Musk has denounced Wikipedia as "Wokepedia" on X and urged people not to donate to the platform.
www.newsweek.com
December 26, 2024 at 12:03 PM
if you see this post, your actions are:
- if you have a spare buck, give it to Wikipedia, then repost this
- if you don't have a spare buck, just repost
your action is mandatory for the world's best source of information to survive
- if you have a spare buck, give it to Wikipedia, then repost this
- if you don't have a spare buck, just repost
your action is mandatory for the world's best source of information to survive
I hate doing this very much, but we're facing homelessness in about two weeks here, and I'm not getting enough hours to change that, even with two jobs. Please please please share if you see this and donate if you can. We just need to make it through the month.
Hey, friends, my partner and I are struggling. I'm starting two jobs, we're living frugally as possible, and we've exhausted just about every other avenue shy of robbing a rich person. Any help we can get will go a long way to keeping a roof over our heads. 🥲
Cash App: $JLM1464
Cash App: $JLM1464
December 18, 2024 at 5:45 PM
I hate doing this very much, but we're facing homelessness in about two weeks here, and I'm not getting enough hours to change that, even with two jobs. Please please please share if you see this and donate if you can. We just need to make it through the month.
I heard it's Tummy Tuesday, and while I'm too shy to show very much tummy, it's another excuse to procrastinate on chores. 😇
December 18, 2024 at 2:46 AM
I heard it's Tummy Tuesday, and while I'm too shy to show very much tummy, it's another excuse to procrastinate on chores. 😇
Hey, friends, my partner and I are struggling. I'm starting two jobs, we're living frugally as possible, and we've exhausted just about every other avenue shy of robbing a rich person. Any help we can get will go a long way to keeping a roof over our heads. 🥲
Cash App: $JLM1464
Cash App: $JLM1464
December 16, 2024 at 12:34 AM
Hey, friends, my partner and I are struggling. I'm starting two jobs, we're living frugally as possible, and we've exhausted just about every other avenue shy of robbing a rich person. Any help we can get will go a long way to keeping a roof over our heads. 🥲
Cash App: $JLM1464
Cash App: $JLM1464
My kink is showing you a really long meme and watching the corners of your mouth slowly turn upward as you get closer and closer to the punchline
December 7, 2024 at 9:55 PM
My kink is showing you a really long meme and watching the corners of your mouth slowly turn upward as you get closer and closer to the punchline
This isn't even a little shocking to the people that know me 😅😳
December 6, 2024 at 12:16 AM
This isn't even a little shocking to the people that know me 😅😳
Look, I try not to be horny on main, but if I don't have sex soon, I'm going to go absolutely feral, and it WILL be other people's problem.
a cartoon character is sitting on a fence with a sword in his hand
Alt: Bakugo from My Hero Academia is holding onto a rail and losing his shit as usual
media.tenor.com
December 5, 2024 at 6:43 PM
Look, I try not to be horny on main, but if I don't have sex soon, I'm going to go absolutely feral, and it WILL be other people's problem.
Sure, sex is cool, but have you ever had a woman sleep peacefully on your chest, knowing that it's just about the only way she DOES sleep at all?
December 3, 2024 at 3:56 PM
Sure, sex is cool, but have you ever had a woman sleep peacefully on your chest, knowing that it's just about the only way she DOES sleep at all?
Sweating and straining to give the right answer like I'm fighting against a truth serum
November 27, 2024 at 12:06 AM
Sweating and straining to give the right answer like I'm fighting against a truth serum
I can't send quick selfies to anyone because on the rare occasions that I open my camera, I just get too hung up on finding the right angle for my boobs, and that is not the point of a selfie 😅
November 24, 2024 at 11:16 PM
I can't send quick selfies to anyone because on the rare occasions that I open my camera, I just get too hung up on finding the right angle for my boobs, and that is not the point of a selfie 😅
I have just been informed that I have "elf energy" with absolutely no explanation--it's all allegedly "vibes-based"--so I'm gonna need a translation. 😐
November 16, 2024 at 9:20 PM
I have just been informed that I have "elf energy" with absolutely no explanation--it's all allegedly "vibes-based"--so I'm gonna need a translation. 😐
I saw this on Facebook, and I saw the picture before I ever read the caption and really thought this was a whole lesbian 😭
November 12, 2024 at 1:31 AM
I saw this on Facebook, and I saw the picture before I ever read the caption and really thought this was a whole lesbian 😭
What up ya girl got put in a boot today and is walking like one of those dogs that's wearing shoes for the first time ✌🏻
October 9, 2024 at 6:59 PM
What up ya girl got put in a boot today and is walking like one of those dogs that's wearing shoes for the first time ✌🏻