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Josie
@josielixir.bsky.social
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30 • The most wholesome person you know • Equal parts sarcastic and dense just to keep you guessing if I got the joke or not

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Entering my consummate professional arc
Josie is taking a mirror selfie. She's wearing a white blouse, black pants, black shoes, and glasses. She's just looking at the camera, but goddamn if she doesn't just pout like a bottom as a baseline. 🤦🏻‍♀️ Josie is wearing a white blouse and glasses. A necklace hangs just inside her top. Her brown hair is hanging down, loose, over her shoulders, and her lips are slightly parted. Josie is still in that same white blouse with glasses and a necklace, but this time, there's clearly a filter on the picture because she has a splash of freckles on her cheeks and yellow butterflies at the corner of her glasses. She is smiling a little bit this time. Once again, Josie is wearing that white blouse, but this time, she's not wearing glasses. Her head is tilted to one side, and she's still smiling a little.
March 29, 2025 at 11:13 PM
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This is how she showed up to her exam today 😊
Josie is wearing a pink sweater, a black, lace choker, a set of black headphones with a microphone, and her glasses. She's smiling at the camera, leaning her chin on her fist.
February 15, 2025 at 2:01 AM
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What up, after a week, she is almost not sick anymore :D
A selfie of Josie. She's not wearing any makeup, but she IS wearing a maroon tank top and her glasses. Her ponytail is hanging down over her shoulder, and you can see two tattoos. One is on her chest and is peeking out from her top, and the other is on her shoulder.
February 12, 2025 at 10:23 PM
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Josie coded characters as determined by girlfriend
Douki-chan from Ganbare Doukichan standing in a doorway. She's wearing office clothes and a coat, carrying a bag of groceries, and looking up at the viewer with a blush Marcille from Dungeon Meshi is blushing a clinging to her staff. Shadowheart from Baldur's Gate 3 is pouting hard. Girlfriend described it as a "princess pout." Yor Forger from Spy x Family is looking down and blushing through a cold sweat.
February 1, 2025 at 10:20 PM
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Business bitch is anxious as hell tonight. Can ya tell? 🥲
Josie is taking a mirror selfie in a white blouse and a short, black skirt with some shoes that might be wedges or might be flats but only God knows which. She looks soooo professional.
January 29, 2025 at 12:30 AM
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Like, this is my wife
An anime girl with pink hair is taking a selfie of another girl with dark blue hair sleeping on her chest. A caption on the photo says, "Sorry bros, she can't text back in the groupchat rn, she needs her nappies"
January 6, 2025 at 2:20 AM
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Really has this energy to me
A tweet thread reading: "is there anyone even named sheldon irl?" "my class turtle from 6th Grade :)" "that's a turtle" "When God sings with his creations, will a turtle not be part of the choir?"
December 28, 2024 at 5:01 PM
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I would, but
Manga panel of a catgirl saying, "Well behaved bottoms rarely make history."
December 27, 2024 at 2:48 AM
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I heard it's Tummy Tuesday, and while I'm too shy to show very much tummy, it's another excuse to procrastinate on chores. 😇
Josie is wearing black sweatpants and a black tank top. She's laying on a couch with her face just out of frame, and she's pulling up the bottom of her tank top to show her tummy. The light is shining through her tank top so you can just make out her bra and maybe a little cleavage.
December 18, 2024 at 2:46 AM
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This isn't even a little shocking to the people that know me 😅😳
Monster Fucker Bingo card with everything but "vore" and "too many eyes" filled in blank monster fucker bingo horns | vore | merfolk | too many eyes | demons slime | heat | tails | claws | fangs werewolves | dragons | free space | tentacles | ghosts aliens | eldritch horrors | wings | bioluminescent | knots murderous | shapeshifter | angels | eggs | extra limbs
December 6, 2024 at 12:16 AM
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Sweating and straining to give the right answer like I'm fighting against a truth serum
A Wheel of Fortune puzzle. The category is "phrase." Some of the letters are missing, leaving the puzzle at "A PR-TTY P---Y."
November 27, 2024 at 12:06 AM
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I can't send quick selfies to anyone because on the rare occasions that I open my camera, I just get too hung up on finding the right angle for my boobs, and that is not the point of a selfie 😅
Josie is looking into the camera with her head tilted to one side. Her bangs hang down on one side and a ponytail hangs down on the other. She's wearing a moss green tank top with a silver necklace that disappears into her cleavage. It's ostensibly a selfie, but the camera is very much focused on the cleavage and not her face.
November 24, 2024 at 11:16 PM
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I saw this on Facebook, and I saw the picture before I ever read the caption and really thought this was a whole lesbian 😭
Four pictures in a grid: The two on the left are of Milo Thatch from the Atlantis movies, and the two on the left are Cole Sprouse cosplaying Milo. The caption says, "Cole Sprouse dressed as Milo Thatch from Atlantis: The Lost Empire. If you didn't know who he was or didn't have a caption, you, too, would assume that this was a lesbian or a trans guy cosplaying the character.
November 12, 2024 at 1:31 AM
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What up ya girl got put in a boot today and is walking like one of those dogs that's wearing shoes for the first time ✌🏻
October 9, 2024 at 6:59 PM
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Yo I forgot to post it, but I like this picture
A picture of Josie in black and white
November 17, 2023 at 12:54 AM
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Me and who?
A diagram of someone reaching their fingers down someone's throat. The caption says, "First aid course book from 1943: how to save someone from choking"
October 27, 2023 at 6:25 AM
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October 15, 2023 at 3:30 AM
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September 16, 2023 at 6:15 PM
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Guess what kind of date we had today 🥰🐠🐡
Two women at an aquarium. The taller woman (Nora) is on the left with shoulder length, light brown hair, a black top, a choker, and a small smile. The shorter woman (Josie) is on the right with shoulder length, slightly darker brown hair, a light teal dress with small flowers on it, a necklace, and a small smile as well.
September 14, 2023 at 9:58 PM
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Anime about my gf
Title card for an anime called "Sleepy Princess in the Demon Castle"
September 5, 2023 at 2:14 AM
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I hear it's Thigh Thursday
Josie is sitting on her bed. All you can see are her mostly bare legs, her white, fuzzy socks with brown and tan hearts, very short maroon shorts, and the bottom of a gray shirt.
August 17, 2023 at 5:45 PM
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Sick, bored, and lonely, who want me?
Josie wearing a T-shirt and hoodie, holding a Pusheen stuffie. The whole room is lit by a purple light. She does not look happy.
August 16, 2023 at 12:27 AM
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August 14, 2023 at 9:28 PM
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August 14, 2023 at 1:06 AM
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I like how my lips look in this picture... You should kiss 'em! 😚
Josie in a green tank top and hoodie with one sleeve falling off the shoulder. She's wearing headphones, and there's a filter putting three purple butterflies across her cheeks and nose. Her chin is lifted just a bit, and her lips are slightly parted.
August 13, 2023 at 11:26 PM