jo 🌻
@josiedumbass.bsky.social
poet, dyke, scorpio, relationship anarchist, service industry service switch
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I decided today that I’m gonna try to get FFS in 2026 so apologies to all haters that I will be getting even more beautiful than previously expected with age but for all josie fans, do please let me know what beautiful women I already resemble so I can compile a reference portfolio
December 6, 2025 at 9:18 PM
I decided today that I’m gonna try to get FFS in 2026 so apologies to all haters that I will be getting even more beautiful than previously expected with age but for all josie fans, do please let me know what beautiful women I already resemble so I can compile a reference portfolio
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Better to suck in Hell than do hand stuff in Heav'n.
November 7, 2025 at 10:46 AM
Better to suck in Hell than do hand stuff in Heav'n.
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Ebenezer Scrooge: Goes outside
500 Muppets: There goes Mr Asshole! There Goes Mr Bitch!](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:6vxkf3dayl4uyc77vv6deraj/bafkreidpnqgypmc6oppofjfzndjgcuxavuzord76sblkc32n6opdjmyadm@jpeg)
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there are more important things in life than money, such as being followed by hot women online
December 5, 2025 at 12:43 AM
there are more important things in life than money, such as being followed by hot women online
tis the season to listen to every version of So Much Wine, the saddest Christmas song probably ever
December 4, 2025 at 10:14 PM
tis the season to listen to every version of So Much Wine, the saddest Christmas song probably ever
someone hit on me tonight and I told them “this is not a good time” lmao lol even
December 1, 2025 at 8:04 AM
someone hit on me tonight and I told them “this is not a good time” lmao lol even
what if I told this fellowship I’m applying for that I’m basically a transexual Mary Oliver? would that go over well do you think?
November 27, 2025 at 8:03 PM
what if I told this fellowship I’m applying for that I’m basically a transexual Mary Oliver? would that go over well do you think?
I got through my birthday without crying but TDOR is the final boss so who knows how today will go
the pitch meeting for my life
producer: she’s a beautiful trans woman but her birthday is international men’s day!
director: perfect and the day after will be trans day of remembrance!
show runner: I also think she should be constantly misunderstood and taken advantage of because she’s too generous
producer: she’s a beautiful trans woman but her birthday is international men’s day!
director: perfect and the day after will be trans day of remembrance!
show runner: I also think she should be constantly misunderstood and taken advantage of because she’s too generous
November 20, 2025 at 2:19 PM
I got through my birthday without crying but TDOR is the final boss so who knows how today will go
a cis man singing sweet transvestite at karaoke on trans girl tuesday is certainly A CHOICE
November 19, 2025 at 5:54 AM
a cis man singing sweet transvestite at karaoke on trans girl tuesday is certainly A CHOICE
five birthdays at the gay bar tonight scorpios really be gayer than you expect
November 19, 2025 at 5:37 AM
five birthdays at the gay bar tonight scorpios really be gayer than you expect
whisky without the e (cut from the team)
November 19, 2025 at 5:17 AM
whisky without the e (cut from the team)
Doctor worm has struck the second tower
ARE YOU GOD DAMN KIDDING ME
TWO
PEOPLE
HAVE SUNG DR. WORM AT KARAOKE
AND NEITHER OF THEM WAS ME
TWO
PEOPLE
HAVE SUNG DR. WORM AT KARAOKE
AND NEITHER OF THEM WAS ME
November 19, 2025 at 5:07 AM
Doctor worm has struck the second tower
no I’m pretty sure I’m listening to this year by the mountain goats a normal amount
November 18, 2025 at 5:06 PM
no I’m pretty sure I’m listening to this year by the mountain goats a normal amount
the pitch meeting for my life
producer: she’s a beautiful trans woman but her birthday is international men’s day!
director: perfect and the day after will be trans day of remembrance!
show runner: I also think she should be constantly misunderstood and taken advantage of because she’s too generous
producer: she’s a beautiful trans woman but her birthday is international men’s day!
director: perfect and the day after will be trans day of remembrance!
show runner: I also think she should be constantly misunderstood and taken advantage of because she’s too generous
November 16, 2025 at 1:39 PM
the pitch meeting for my life
producer: she’s a beautiful trans woman but her birthday is international men’s day!
director: perfect and the day after will be trans day of remembrance!
show runner: I also think she should be constantly misunderstood and taken advantage of because she’s too generous
producer: she’s a beautiful trans woman but her birthday is international men’s day!
director: perfect and the day after will be trans day of remembrance!
show runner: I also think she should be constantly misunderstood and taken advantage of because she’s too generous
my lover threatened to marry me tonight and that’s love babes
November 15, 2025 at 3:28 AM
my lover threatened to marry me tonight and that’s love babes
my favorite thing about being trans is where you know (justified true belief) that you are being treated weird because you’re trans but you can only explain through appeal to authority (trans girls are experts in fucked vibes) my second favorite thing is that they make you study epistemology
November 14, 2025 at 3:20 AM
my favorite thing about being trans is where you know (justified true belief) that you are being treated weird because you’re trans but you can only explain through appeal to authority (trans girls are experts in fucked vibes) my second favorite thing is that they make you study epistemology
bruh the levels of going through it I’m in right now are downright embarrassing
November 13, 2025 at 10:11 PM
bruh the levels of going through it I’m in right now are downright embarrassing
do you think jesus’s pronouns were he/hymn?
November 7, 2025 at 4:08 AM
do you think jesus’s pronouns were he/hymn?
in my day you could get any footlong for five dollars in any neighborhood before or after 4 pm it’s a shame how much we’ve lost
November 6, 2025 at 10:45 PM
in my day you could get any footlong for five dollars in any neighborhood before or after 4 pm it’s a shame how much we’ve lost
power washer? I hardly know er!
November 5, 2025 at 11:22 PM
power washer? I hardly know er!
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Everything’s still romantic right?
November 4, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Everything’s still romantic right?
Someone at work said “I think of you as a bolo tie person” today so I am being seen and also recognized
November 1, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Someone at work said “I think of you as a bolo tie person” today so I am being seen and also recognized
the song I Don’t Want To might end me
P.S Eliot truthers are eating good this morning
November 1, 2025 at 4:21 AM
the song I Don’t Want To might end me