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Also trying too hard here.
Improv & comedy at Comedy Café Berlin
Director, Das Improv Festival
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The way this Tressie McMillan Cottom reply blew my hair back…
November 5, 2024 at 6:10 PM
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when you accidentally write the most pro-Kamala post of the election
November 5, 2024 at 1:47 PM
I know (depending on the outcome) it's ultimately worse for people living in the US, but the anxiety for those of us living abroad on election day is at least 5 hours longer and I don't think my body can handle it
November 5, 2024 at 2:22 PM
Absurd how modern airports are now just high security shopping malls that airplanes happen to land at.
November 5, 2024 at 7:55 AM
I think I just found where The Decemberists write all their songs?
November 4, 2024 at 5:36 PM
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Once again: DST doesn’t solve the problem of going to/from work in the dark.

Instead, when days get shorter in the fall, we should just shorten the workday by an hour.

Then in spring, when we start getting more daylight again, we can shorten the workday by another hour.
November 3, 2024 at 12:50 PM
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The only enjoyable part of this miserable, interminable election has been watching how unhappy he is. He’s a hostage of the dictators dilemma. He hasn’t wanted to be doing any of this, he hates it, he hates his supporters, and he hates himself.

You just love to see it.
November 3, 2024 at 2:05 PM
Daylight Saving Time sucks for many reasons but one of them is definitely that we get to time travel but end up sleeping through it
November 3, 2024 at 1:25 PM
American guy trying to come up with an English town name off the cuff
"uh Bishop's... Stort... Ford?"
November 2, 2024 at 4:19 PM
I'm cautiously optimistic about Trump losing the election (and badly) but the idea that he'll ever face any real consequences is laughable, sorry everybody
November 2, 2024 at 4:11 PM
My last 20 minutes in London and I finally overhead a very posh Englishman say "shall we just meet at the Ritz?" while on the phone, just under the wire 😅
November 2, 2024 at 3:07 PM
Legit one of my favorite movies of the past few years 👇
Friends, the film Hundreds of Beavers is free on Tubi and it’s just the funniest goddamn thing.

youtu.be/5h4P-26kHAw?...
Hundreds of Beavers | Official Trailer | Coming to Fandor April 19
YouTube video by Fandor
youtu.be
November 2, 2024 at 1:11 PM
Filling in the box for Kamala Harris so hard my fingers bleed
November 1, 2024 at 11:26 PM
@tmbg.bsky.social played Sapphire Bullets of Pure Love "sonically reversed" at tonight's show in Southampton 😂👏
November 1, 2024 at 11:12 PM
Bluesky has officially Made It
November 1, 2024 at 10:57 PM
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Whatever I have to say about how cars ruin cities, @helenczerski.bsky.social has said more elegantly on Mastodon.
November 1, 2024 at 4:36 AM
I'm at a playground near Kensington Palace and a helicopter just landed and apparently one of the royals is on it because every British person here is losing their mind, people running over to the fences to watch, the playground is now empty. Totally normal society here
October 31, 2024 at 4:06 PM
Nature hates your car
October 30, 2024 at 7:59 PM
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Cars are not only one of the biggest causes of global heating and the related increasing intensity and frequency of storms, they are also its collateral damage. A system built around the private automobile will not save us, and cannot save itself. Survival requires that we change, and fast.
As the world gets warmer, the hydrological cycle is accelerating. Today’s victims: Valencia, Spain.
Así están a 200 m de donde vive mi hermano.

Él sin luz en casa, con 1 m de agua en el portal y garajes y trasteros inundados.

Catarroja (Valencia).
October 30, 2024 at 12:16 AM
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I wrote about Tony Hinchcliffe's awful jokes in the context of a strange and ugly couple of weeks/years, and the enduring fantasy that normal shitheads have of Being Trump. defector.com/theyre-sayin...
They're Saying It | Defector
It is not quite right to say that you never know what you’re going to get from a Donald Trump campaign event. You might see some things, up to and including the richest man alive showing up and caperi...
defector.com
October 29, 2024 at 3:14 PM
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October 27, 2024 at 8:29 PM
My kid is making dinner, what do you all want
October 26, 2024 at 8:04 PM