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Also trying too hard here.
Improv & comedy at Comedy Café Berlin
Director, Das Improv Festival
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I think I just found where The Decemberists write all their songs?
A pub in London called The Barrowboy and Banker
November 4, 2024 at 5:36 PM
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I can't believe it's been 8 years, but something I've had to keep in mind since November 2016
Tweet from me from Nov 9, 2016: "Only solace here is that once he realizes the level of boring work involved, Trump is going to hate being president. "
November 3, 2024 at 7:02 PM
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American guy trying to come up with an English town name off the cuff
"uh Bishop's... Stort... Ford?"
A sign in a train in England reading "next stop: Bishop's Stortford"
November 2, 2024 at 4:19 PM
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Filling in the box for Kamala Harris so hard my fingers bleed
tweet from elon musk: “A lot of people still don't believe me when I say that the Dems will do everything in their power to destroy me if they win on Nov 5th”
November 1, 2024 at 11:26 PM
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@tmbg.bsky.social played Sapphire Bullets of Pure Love "sonically reversed" at tonight's show in Southampton 😂👏
November 1, 2024 at 11:12 PM
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Bluesky has officially Made It
An obvious bot now following me
November 1, 2024 at 10:57 PM
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Nature hates your car
A photo of a street full of cars piled up on one another after floods in Spain
October 30, 2024 at 7:59 PM
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Professor Ellis D Trails from Mr Show
October 27, 2024 at 8:29 PM
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My kid is making dinner, what do you all want
Diner kard Sop, pomkinsop, wetchdebelsop Nodols, pestogreen pestored Chiken Mak and chis Lasanie Engelatas Boritos Tokos Pizza Kuskus Kesadias
October 26, 2024 at 8:04 PM
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You're a psychopath
A Guardian ad asking "Can't get enough of the US election?"
October 24, 2024 at 12:32 PM
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About to make this tape cry
A photo of masking tape labeled "sensitive masking tape"
October 22, 2024 at 2:41 PM
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Bought a weird adapter cable I needed for something and it came with free garbage for me to throw out
A mini CD with Windows drivers on it
October 21, 2024 at 11:20 AM
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Forest are pretty
A full pine forest The canopy of a pine forest with sunshine coming through the trees and clouds A bright red mushroom nestled in puffy deep green moss
October 19, 2024 at 3:41 PM
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Fucked
Die Union will einen „bezahlbaren Führerschein“. Eine Mehrheit im Bundestag lehnte ihren Antrag ab, dennoch will die Re­gie­rung tätig werden. Zu hohe Hürden und zu viele Ausnahmen: Die Mietenbremse funktioniert nicht. Die Bundesregierung weiß das alles und tut nichts dagegen.
October 19, 2024 at 9:38 AM
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“I’d like to add you to my professional network on LinkedIn.”
Aqua Teen Hunger Force + Ol' Drippy
October 14, 2024 at 8:12 AM
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When you're definitely not doing crimes
At the time, Adams insisted he followed the law and said he would be “shocked” if anyone on his campaign had acted illegally. “I cannot tell you how much I start the day with telling my team we’ve got to follow the law,” he told reporters at the time.
September 26, 2024 at 5:50 AM
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"Delivered"
A row of mailboxes in an apartment building and there's a fat letter-sized envelope hanging most of the way out of one mailbox
September 17, 2024 at 7:58 AM
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Ooh nice
September 17, 2024 at 6:03 AM
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I'm sorry, a what now
Headline: "‘Entire ecosystem’ of fossils 8.7m years old found under Los Angeles high school Researchers find two sites with fossils including saber-toothed salmon and megalodon, the huge prehistoric shark" with saber-toothed salmon highlighted because what the hell is that
September 15, 2024 at 1:22 PM
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Your fans demand the Metal Version
September 7, 2024 at 5:10 PM
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Oh wow, 3 of many reasons this guy is a piece of shit
Headline: Tony Blair: ‘I would have stayed if I could, is the truth’ Ahead of the publication of his book about leadership, the former prime minister talks about relinquishing power, why he’s not fazed about a second Trump term and being an AI evangelist
September 1, 2024 at 10:14 AM
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Whichever one this is always looks like he's just doing what he's been told but he has no idea what the camera actually is
August 31, 2024 at 6:10 PM
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Just You So Know
A bag with the acronym JYSK printed on it
August 24, 2024 at 11:52 AM
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😙🤌🇮🇹
If you want to know what it's like staying at a family resort in Italy, this evening's (50s themed) entertainment included a bit where an astronaut (dude in white clothes and a helmet made from a trash can) landed on the moon, planted the US flag, then another "astronaut" came out and replaced it with the Italian flag and then both of them started dancing the robot to Italian disco
August 11, 2024 at 9:00 PM
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Living in an old apartment with squeaky floorboards after you've put the kids to bed
Australian bgirl Raygun dancing like she's a sneaky villain in a scooby doo episode
August 11, 2024 at 3:26 PM